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[Sphincter Cop]

I had a fat purple dildo once.

Did it have a name?

Yes, yes it did.
I lovingly called it "sphincter cop"
It was always policing my orifices.

you must have used it when you wanted some 'back door' action.

Cha Cha Cha Mama!

[HairOfTheDog]

[quote='HarveySykes' pid='295799' dateline='1353179266']
He's a dick, a real dick. And I forgot, he had sex with my sisters cat once when i took him to my parents while the cat was in heat. Not just humping, true sex. I forgot that ever happened. You're right on his acceptance of other species. I'll give him that.

Is it wrong that I like Harvey Anthony more after this last post? That pussy-chasing little weiner!

Hey now, Harvey. I'm no pervert!

I'm not one who believes that all men are dogs, but I firmly believe that all dogs are dogs. You were making HA out to be a damn saint when you first arrived on the scene here. I felt sorry for the little weiner. Now that the truth has been revealed, I'm relieved to know that you really don't keep HA on that tight a leash after all.

Don't tell me if you make the poor little weiner watch Barney over and over. Animal Protection services is just a phone call away.

[HarveySykes]

[quote='HarveySykes' pid='295799' dateline='1353179266']
He's a dick, a real dick. And I forgot, he had sex with my sisters cat once when i took him to my parents while the cat was in heat. Not just humping, true sex. I forgot that ever happened. You're right on his acceptance of other species. I'll give him that.

Is it wrong that I like Harvey Anthony more after this last post? That pussy-chasing little weiner!

Hey now, Harvey. I'm no pervert!

I'm not one who believes that all men are dogs, but I firmly believe that all dogs are dogs. You were making HA out to be a damn saint when you first arrived on the scene here. I felt sorry for the little weiner. Now that the truth has been revealed, I'm relieved to know that you really don't keep HA on that tight a leash after all.

Don't tell me if you make the poor little weiner watch Barney over and over. Animal Protection services is just a phone call away.

Before I had a baby I used to put the animal planet on when I went to work so he wouldn't be bored. I think he picked up his attraction to other species from that. But as long as its not my leg or my baby that he's getting freaky on, I'm ok.

[HairOfTheDog]

Before I had a baby I used to put the animal planet on when I went to work so he wouldn't be bored. I think he picked up his attraction to other species from that. But as long as its not my leg or my baby that he's getting freaky on, I'm ok.

Animal Planet is probably like porn to a liberal frisky little weiner like HA.

I'm not sure if you have full access at Mock yet, but I'm looking forward to posting with you in the Crime Block and
hopefully in other parts of the forum too; sensing that you know a thing or two about giving and taking a mock.

See you on the outside...

[septic]

I tried to train my dog to get freaky on my leg for months...he must have been a homo dog because he never got interested in my leg.

[HairOfTheDog]

I tried to train my dog to get freaky on my leg for months...he must have been a homo dog because he never got interested in my leg.

I'm guessin' your dog's not a poodle, right septic?

I only ask because my mom's dogs are all avid leg-humpers. My older sister got a tip that letting our legs get really hairy would detract them. It worked like magic last summer, except for the poodle who couldn't get enough of us.

This is a photo of me and my sister at my mom's last summer.



I recommend shaving your legs, or trading your dog in for a poodle. Hump city from there, I bet...

[username]

I tried to train my dog to get freaky on my leg for months...

Did you demonstrate by humping his...?

[septic]

I tried to train my dog to get freaky on my leg for months...he must have been a homo dog because he never got interested in my leg.

I'm guessin' your dog's not a poodle, right septic?

I only ask because my mom's dogs are all avid leg-humpers. My older sister got a tip that letting our legs get really hairy would detract them. It worked like magic last summer, except for the poodle who couldn't get enough of us.

This is a photo of me and my sister at my mom's last summer.



I recommend shaving your legs, or trading your dog in for a poodle. Hump city from there, I bet...

No, my dog is a German Shepherd named "Wellhung."
You and your sister have beautiful legs, I wish mine looked that good. I have never shaved anything on my body in my life...I was born gorgeous enough without meddling with the Good Lord's Treasures.

[septic]

I tried to train my dog to get freaky on my leg for months...

Did you demonstrate by humping his...?

ESAD told you?

[Eat Shit And Die]

shhhhhhhhhhhh

[septic]

shhhhhhhhhhhh

[Eat Shit And Die]

i lost 18lbs in nearly w33kz, I'm a month dry from booze tuesday

[HairOfTheDog]

I tried to train my dog to get freaky on my leg for months...he must have been a homo dog because he never got interested in my leg.

I'm guessin' your dog's not a poodle, right septic?

I only ask because my mom's dogs are all avid leg-humpers. My older sister got a tip that letting our legs get really hairy would detract them. It worked like magic last summer, except for the poodle who couldn't get enough of us.

This is a photo of me and my sister at my mom's last summer.



I recommend shaving your legs, or trading your dog in for a poodle. Hump city from there, I bet...

No, my dog is a German Shepherd named "Wellhung."
You and your sister have beautiful legs, I wish mine looked that good. I have never shaved anything on my body in my life...I was born gorgeous enough without meddling with the Good Lord's Treasures.

Thank you, septic, it's kind of you to say that.

When we were growing up, I wished that I had my sister's really dark curly locks instead of my lighter mousy straight hair. I used to be a little embarrassed standing side by side with her in photos. As an adult, I'm more comfortable in my own skin and just accept it for what it is. Dr. Phil helped, of course.

P.s. Wonder where HarveySykes went? I kinda miss her and her little weiner...

[septic]

Thank you, septic.
Dr. Phil helped, of course.

[ramseycat]

Thanks! And funny you should ask. Upon making this username I googled Harvey Sykes and found out the exact information you just told me. HAHA!!! Actually, Harvey is my weiner dog. Apparently it's a popular dog name! (His middle name is Anthony if anyone is asking.....)

If you've given your dog a middle name, you are most certainly a dog lover.

We had two weiner dogs for a period when I was growing up, Vinnie and Max (no middle names). Very cute, but they liked to hump, a lot!

P.s. beware of @username; she's cool, but she'll mock you and make you laugh when you least expect it.

My dog's name is Madison Belle...

Not that you care, just throwing that out there.

That's a cute name.

I don't have pets because I live alone and don't have a predictable schedule; afraid they'd be neglected (or starve). But, we always had tons of animals growing up and never thought to give any of them middle names. I like it.

I wonder if many of the other pet owners here at Mock have middle-named dogs or cats?

Scoobie had a middle name.









It's Doo.

[Duchess]

You fuckin' fruit.

[Duchess]

I could go all day without saying fuck but the moment I enter Mock it remains on the tip of my tongue while I'm here.

[JsMom]

Scooby
Dooby
Doo

[Duchess]

[HarveySykes]

Finals are over, it's almost Christmas break. My illness has somewhat gone away. And I find myself back here, at Mock.