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11-27-2012, 05:08 PM


Do you go to Midnight Mass on Christmas Eve? I'd ask if you take communion but then if you said yes I would know you went to confession and that would make me want to know what you confessed. Would you tell your priest that you like to wear panties?

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11-27-2012, 05:31 PM
Yes I go to Midnight Mass on Christmas Eve. Yes I take Communion. And no I'll never(well most likely never) confess to a priest that I like to wear panties.

Happy Holidays to you as well, Duchess.
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11-27-2012, 05:35 PM
Sissy man!! Tell the priest! He's probably a pedo anyway.
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11-27-2012, 05:42 PM
Nah...not going to say it...

Happy Holidays, ya beautiful, sweet crazy old bitch!Blowing-kisses
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11-27-2012, 05:52 PM
That "old" swipe hurt. *pouts*

Some of those robes Jesus wore kinda resembled dresses, ya' know. Plus, I'm not sure if it's even a sin. I don't recall from bible school any lectures regarding men and pantyhose.

Happy holidays and all that shit.

Bah humbug.
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11-27-2012, 07:48 PM
New International Version (©1984)
A woman must not wear men's clothing, nor a man wear women's clothing, for the LORD your God detests anyone who does this.
New Living Translation (©2007)
"A woman must not put on men's clothing, and a man must not wear women's clothing. Anyone who does this is detestable in the sight of the LORD your God.

English Standard Version (©2001)
“A woman shall not wear a man’s garment, nor shall a man put on a woman’s cloak, for whoever does these things is an abomination to the LORD your God.

New American Standard Bible (©1995)
"A woman shall not wear man's clothing, nor shall a man put on a woman's clothing; for whoever does these things is an abomination to the LORD your God.
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11-27-2012, 08:02 PM


An abomination would be priests & other clergy who molest little kids, wanting to wear a dainty bra & panties with steel toed boots is just quirky kinky.
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11-27-2012, 10:41 PM
^THIS.
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11-27-2012, 10:48 PM
Errr, what constitutes "man garments"? Am I going to hell because I sleep in my husband's t-shirts sometimes (alright, pretty much every night)?

WTH? They're comfy!
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11-27-2012, 11:51 PM
(11-27-2012, 10:48 PM)username Wrote: WTH? They're comfy!

So are bras, panties, and pantyhose. I don't know why women are always complaining about bras and pantyhose being uncomfortable.
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11-28-2012, 12:18 AM
(11-27-2012, 11:51 PM)Clang McFly Wrote:
(11-27-2012, 10:48 PM)username Wrote: WTH? They're comfy!

So are bras, panties, and pantyhose. I don't know why women are always complaining about bras and pantyhose being uncomfortable.

I think a jock strap would be pretty damn uncomfortable.
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11-28-2012, 02:18 AM
(11-27-2012, 08:02 PM)Duchess Wrote:

wanting to wear a dainty bra & panties with steel toed boots is just quirky kinky.

several thousand Nazi Storm Troopers would have agreed with you Duchess


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11-28-2012, 03:58 AM
(11-28-2012, 12:18 AM)username Wrote:
(11-27-2012, 11:51 PM)Clang McFly Wrote:
(11-27-2012, 10:48 PM)username Wrote: WTH? They're comfy!

So are bras, panties, and pantyhose. I don't know why women are always complaining about bras and pantyhose being uncomfortable.

I think a jock strap would be pretty damn uncomfortable.

Don't know. Never worn one. Would've been helpful to be wearing one when my classmate snapped his towel on my manjewels in the 4th grade. Stupid gym class.
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11-28-2012, 09:01 AM
(11-27-2012, 11:51 PM)Clang McFly Wrote:
(11-27-2012, 10:48 PM)username Wrote: WTH? They're comfy!

So are bras, panties, and pantyhose. I don't know why women are always complaining about bras and pantyhose being uncomfortable.

Because you don't HAVE to wear a bra all damn day. I can guarantee if you wore one because you had to versus want to, you'd get sick of it too.
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11-28-2012, 02:49 PM
(11-28-2012, 09:01 AM)ramseycat Wrote:
(11-27-2012, 11:51 PM)Clang McFly Wrote:
(11-27-2012, 10:48 PM)username Wrote: WTH? They're comfy!

So are bras, panties, and pantyhose. I don't know why women are always complaining about bras and pantyhose being uncomfortable.

Because you don't HAVE to wear a bra all damn day. I can guarantee if you wore one because you had to versus want to, you'd get sick of it too.

I have worn a bra at least half a day, though that one was only uncomfortable I think because it was a size too small. That was back when I was still figuring out what my man size translated to in women's sizes.
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11-28-2012, 02:58 PM
(11-28-2012, 02:49 PM)Clang McFly Wrote: what my man size translated to in women's sizes.


What size do you wear?
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11-28-2012, 03:03 PM
Wouldn't it be funny if all those centuries ago, the word "abomination" originally meant "mildly annoying"? That would put all those well-quoted verses into new context wouldn't it?
The revelations abomination with seven heads would become " I saw a beast with different faces and he was kind of a dick."

Or "Thou shalt not lie man with man or woman with woman. The Lord will think that's sorta gross."
Or "Don't eat pork, it's yucky."
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11-28-2012, 03:07 PM
Duuuuude, somebody should TOTALLY translate the bible in to modern speak like that. That'd be MOST AWESOME!
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11-28-2012, 05:31 PM
(11-28-2012, 02:58 PM)Duchess Wrote:
(11-28-2012, 02:49 PM)Clang McFly Wrote: what my man size translated to in women's sizes.


What size do you wear?

I'll never tell.Smiley_emoticons_stumm
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11-28-2012, 05:33 PM


Quite a large percentage of women are wearing the wrong size bra. More do than don't.
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