HILLARY FOR PRESIDENT

[HairOfTheDog]

Screw promising licenses, just start giving away free cars like Ellen or Oprah. I can see it now, vote for me and you will get a chance to win a brand new KIA.

Make it a Nissan and you've got my vote, Gusano!!

[Maggot]

Screw promising licenses, just start giving away free cars like Ellen or Oprah. I can see it now, vote for me and you will get a chance to win a brand new KIA.

Make it a Nissan and you've got my vote, Gusano!!

What do I look like .................a CEO?

[Duchess]

Yes

[HairOfTheDog]

Some CEOs are real gusanos.

But, no real gusanos are CEOs.

"Gusano" is a maggot or a worm in Spanish, Gusano.

[Maggot]

I knew I hated you for something smarty.

[ZEROSPHERES]

One vote Hillary won't get

[HairOfTheDog]

Donald Trump is such a petty bitch.



Trump says it was one of his staffers who sent the re-tweet.

I hope he really does run for president. I'd love to hear what he'd toss out in a serious presidential debate.

[Duchess]

That might be the least of what is said about her. The coming months are going to be filled with that kind of thing.

He doesn't know anything other than how to be a dick. I've never seen any other act out of him. I can't think of a single time he hasn't been an obnoxious fuck.

[Donovan]

You know, that's another good reason to vote for Hillary. With that whole wage inequality thing we can probably get her for half price. Discount president.

[HairOfTheDog]

You know, that's another good reason to vote for Hillary. With that whole wage inequality thing we can probably get her for half price. Discount president.

Yeah, that mighta almost been a clever quip if only:

-- the cross-the-board gender-based pay gap wasn't already well below 50%
-- there were male and female Presidents of the United States performing the same job simultaneously, making POTUS a job that's subject to gender-based pay disparity in the first place
--there wasn't already a published set salary for the POTUS job which is impervious to gender, race, religion, etc..

Only a cheap-ass man would have overlooked such obvious points in attempt to snag a discount or a smirk.

[Duchess]

I saw a headline several days ago that said a woman isn't capable of being President because of her hormones. I didn't read the story, I had already had my daily quota of bullshit.

[Donovan]

Hillary would replace all our tactical nukes with severe looks and saying "YOU know what you did."

[Carsman]

Bill Clinton and the Hooker!




Bill Clinton started jogging near his home in Chappaqua.

But on each run he happened to jog past a hooker standing
on the same street corner, day after day.

With some apprehension he would brace himself as he
approached her for what was most certainly to follow.
"Fifty dollars!" she would cry out from the curb.
"No, Five dollars!" Clinton fired back.

This ritual between Bill and the hooker continued for days.

He'd run by and she'd yell, "Fifty dollars!" And he'd yell back,
"Five dollars!"

One day however, Hillary decided that she wanted to
accompany her husband on his jog!

As the jogging couple neared the problematic street corner,
Bill realized the "pro" would bark her $50 offer and Hillary would
wonder what he'd really been doing on all his past outings.

He realized he should have a darn good explanation for the
former Secretary of State.

As they jogged into the turn that would take them past
the corner, Bill became even more apprehensive than usual.

Sure enough, there was the hooker!

Bill tried to avoid the hooker's eyes as she watched the pair jog past.

Then, from the sidewalk, the hooker yelled... "See what you get for five bucks!?"

[Jimbone]

[Duchess]

Hehehe

[HairOfTheDog]

Yesterday, Hillary Clinton hit the campaign trail in New Hampshire. She spoke about campaign reform, saying that unaccountable corporations need to be addressed and that we need to get back to "one person, one vote".

She also responded to Republicans talking so much about Hillary, Hillary, Hillary when nineteen of them gathered in New Hampshire on Saturday. She said: "We will be subjected to all kinds of distractions and attacks," she told reporters during a stop in Keene, NH. "I'm ready for that. I know that that comes, unfortunately, with the territory."

Here are highlights from the Republican roast...err gathering:

Florida Sen. Marco Rubio: "Hillary's going to raise $2.5 billion -- that's a lot of Chipotle, my friends." ("Chipotle voters" are young adults who turned out in record numbers in 2012 and 2008 and are the target of presidential candidates from both major parties.)

Former Texas Gov. Rick Perry: She's the one that literally brought the reset button to the Kremlin, to reestablish those new relationships with Russia. Well they did re-set us -- that's for sure -- they re-set us back to pre-1989 from my perspective."

Kentucky Sen. Rand Paul: "I think that her dereliction of duty, her not doing her job, her not providing security for our forces, for our diplomats, should forever preclude her from holding higher office." (regarding Benghazi)

Former Hewlett-Packard CEO Carly Fiorina: "I was asked this morning on Fox News whether a woman's hormones prevented her from serving in the Oval Office -- not that we have seen examples ever of a man's judgment being clouded by hormones, including in the Oval Office. Hillary Clinton cannot be president of the United States, but not because she is a woman. Hillary Clinton must not be president of the United States because she does not have a track record of accomplishment, because she lacks the candor and the transparency that are so necessary to leadership and because she will pursue a set of policies that crush the possibilities and the potential of this great nation."

Real estate mogul Donald Trump: Eventually she's going to have to answer questions. She's going to have to answer how she did as secretary of state, OK? I mean the world blew up."

South Carolina Sen. Lindsey Graham: (In regard to Clinton's limited press access) "I think it's something out of the North Korean playbook. I mean at the end of the day, the dear leader -- Kim Jong-un -- everybody he meets likes him. I can't believe that this is a listening tour. I mean one -- the only way you can listen to her is chase her car down the interstate. You've got to come and do what we're doing here today: Take questions from real live people. And, at the end of the day, if this is a listening tour then I'm going to get drafted by the NBA."

Former Gov. Mike Huckabee: "Every time I ever ran for public office. I ran against the Clinton political machine. I ran against their money. I ran against them. Virtually every election Bill and Hillary Clinton would come back and campaign against me. If somebody wants to know what it's like running against their organization and their apparatus, come see me and I'll tell you. I'll show you some scars, because I have a few."

Texas Sen. Ted Cruz: "As I was coming up, I was a little bit startled because I could have sworn that I saw Hillary's Scooby Doo van outside. And then I realized it couldn't possibly be that because I'm pretty sure you all don't have any foreign nations paying speakers right? We want something new. We want new leadership to change the page and to turn around. You know the Democratic version of this I'm pretty sure is Hillary Clinton having a conversation with a Chipotle clerk."

Ref: http://www.nbcnews.com/politics/hillary-...bs-n345601

[Duchess]

That's fantastic! They scared. Hillary, Hillary, Hillary. Hahaha!

Keep on focusing on Hillary. Please do.

[Maggot]

Scott Walker may run. He looks better than the rest.

[username]

Keep on focusing on Hillary. Please do.

I actually prefer it when they eat their own.

[Duchess]

I don't care if those moes spend the next year and a half all over her shit instead of being focused on their own backyards.

I haven't really been following what she's been doing the past couple of weeks so I don't know if she is talking about them the way they are her. Is she?