The 2013 Trivial, Boring Drivel Thread....

[ramseycat]

hahahaa I do Duchess!

[username]

My husband is...




Last night, our remaining guinea pig was making an unhappy squeal with no apparent cause. I told the kids that Rambo was probably dying and they might want to say their goodbyes. I gave him a little pat myself and then went to bed fully expecting to find him dead this morning.


Later, my husband squeezed the little fucker and out popped, ummm, some impactedness. He's fine now.

The guinea pig whisperer...

[Jimbone]

How did he know to squeeze him?

[ramseycat]

My husband is...




Last night, our remaining guinea pig was making an unhappy squeal with no apparent cause. I told the kids that Rambo was probably dying and they might want to say their goodbyes. I gave him a little pat myself and then went to bed fully expecting to find him dead this morning.


Later, my husband squeezed the little fucker and out popped, ummm, some impactedness. He's fine now.

The guinea pig whisperer...

hahahaaa I thought you were going to say he squeezed him to death. How DID he know to squeeze him?

[username]

He had that problem before (took him to the vet that time) but it didn't occur to me that it was the same thing because his symptoms were different (he blew up like a puffer fish). This time he looked sickly kind of skinny. I thought he was a goner.

[Maggot]

Maybe he was trying to kill him.

[username]

I should have just said the guinea pig told him.

[ramseycat]

squeeeeeezzzzeeee mmmmeeeeeeeee

[Clang McFly]

squeeeeeezzzzeeee mmmmeeeeeeeee

Ok.

*wraps arms around ramsey's small tits and squeezes*

Did I pop them pimples?

[ramseycat]

squeeeeeezzzzeeee mmmmeeeeeeeee

Ok.

*wraps arms around ramsey's small tits and squeezes*

Did I pop them pimples?

If you wern't such a douche, I would send you a pic of my fabulous rack. Don't you have a job to look for or something?

[Midwest Spy]

squeeeeeezzzzeeee mmmmeeeeeeeee

Ok.

*wraps arms around ramsey's small tits and squeezes*

Did I pop them pimples?

If you wern't such a douche, I would send you a pic of my fabulous rack. Don't you have a job to look for or something?

Ramsey, you're 56. How fabulous can your rack really be?

Identify someone here at Mock who's not a douche, and send them the aforementioned photo.

They can then confirm or deny the presence of your amazing rack.

[Jimbone]

Send it to me.

I'd be honest about it... if they are saggin's I'll say so. If they are fabulous, so be it. If they are in betweener's, I'll call them like I see them.

[ramseycat]

FIFTY SIX????????????????????

[FAHQTOO]

FIFTY SIX????????????????????

That deserves a kick in the balls.

[ramseycat]

JUNK PUNCH FOR MS!!

[Clang McFly]

squeeeeeezzzzeeee mmmmeeeeeeeee

Ok.

*wraps arms around ramsey's small tits and squeezes*

Did I pop them pimples?

If you wern't such a douche, I would send you a pic of my fabulous rack. Don't you have a job to look for or something?

Douche or not, you wouldn't send me any pics.

Helped my mom make lentil soup for dinner, snow shovel, and take out the trash instead.

[FAHQTOO]

squeeeeeezzzzeeee mmmmeeeeeeeee

Ok.

*wraps arms around ramsey's small tits and squeezes*

Did I pop them pimples?

If you wern't such a douche, I would send you a pic of my fabulous rack. Don't you have a job to look for or something?

Douche or not, you wouldn't send me any pics.

Helped my mom make lentil soup for dinner, snow shovel, and take out the trash instead.

You must be exhausted.

[sally]

I really don't know how you do it Clang, holy shit.

[Clang McFly]

[ramseycat]

At least he was productive.