The 2013 Trivial, Boring Drivel Thread....

[Cracker]

I wouldn't explain myself to anyone unless I liked that person & respected their opinion...just sayin'.

Point taken.

Yes, smartones. We are all besties and are sitting having lunch talking about job hunting and how people don't want to hire overweight geriatrics with few marketable skills.

Nobody else can read this. Any of this. Nobody is judging you.

And everybody is rooting for you!

[Eat Shit And Die]

He probably just wanted to know what to get his mother for her birthday or something.

That's the spirit.

Don't put your own life off on me Sally. Going out for coffee when you just rolled out of bed with sweats and cum in your hair won't garner you any compliments. Comments maybe, but not compliments. Have some pride in how you present yourself.

Don't fool yourself, Ramsey. Just the other day the clerk at the gas station told me I have sexy hair and I think I had cum in it that morning too.

Don't fool YOURSELF.

[Eat Shit And Die]

I wouldn't explain myself to anyone unless I liked that person & respected their opinion...just sayin'.

Point taken.

Yes, smartones. We are all besties and are sitting having lunch talking about job hunting and how people don't want to hire overweight geriatrics with few marketable skills.

Nobody else can read this. Any of this. Nobody is judging you.

And everybody is rooting for you!

HUH.... I MISSED THAT MEMO... FUCK THAT FOR A GAME OF SOLDIERS.

[sally]

He probably just wanted to know what to get his mother for her birthday or something.

That's the spirit.

Don't put your own life off on me Sally. Going out for coffee when you just rolled out of bed with sweats and cum in your hair won't garner you any compliments. Comments maybe, but not compliments. Have some pride in how you present yourself.

Don't fool yourself, Ramsey. Just the other day the clerk at the gas station told me I have sexy hair and I think I had cum in it that morning too.

Don't fool YOURSELF.

And how would I being doing that? I was just making a point that I get compliments no matter what I'm wearing or how messy my hair is.

[ramseycat]

Don't put your own life off on me Sally. Going out for coffee when you just rolled out of bed with sweats and cum in your hair won't garner you any compliments. Comments maybe, but not compliments. Have some pride in how you present yourself.

Don't fool yourself, Ramsey. Just the other day the clerk at the gas station told me I have sexy hair and I think I had cum in it that morning too.

Yea sure he did.

[FAHQTOO]

Point taken...hahaha. you've been explaining away your pathetic failed marriage for 4 years. We'll hear the same shit again tomorrow...and the next day...and the next day....

[ramseycat]

Point taken...hahaha. you've been explaining away your pathetic failed marriage for 4 years. We'll hear the same shit again tomorrow...and the next day...and the next day....

Only if you asked nicely.

[Eat Shit And Die]

He probably just wanted to know what to get his mother for her birthday or something.

That's the spirit.

Don't put your own life off on me Sally. Going out for coffee when you just rolled out of bed with sweats and cum in your hair won't garner you any compliments. Comments maybe, but not compliments. Have some pride in how you present yourself.

Don't fool yourself, Ramsey. Just the other day the clerk at the gas station told me I have sexy hair and I think I had cum in it that morning too.

Don't fool YOURSELF.

And how would I being doing that? I was just making a point that I get compliments no matter what I'm wearing or how messy my hair is.

ofc you do, i bet you also get compliments on your personality too

[sally]

What does ofc stand for? And no, I never get compliments on my personality, I'm not a very friendly person.

[sally]

Don't put your own life off on me Sally. Going out for coffee when you just rolled out of bed with sweats and cum in your hair won't garner you any compliments. Comments maybe, but not compliments. Have some pride in how you present yourself.

Don't fool yourself, Ramsey. Just the other day the clerk at the gas station told me I have sexy hair and I think I had cum in it that morning too.

Yea sure he did.

I'm not lying. Just because your hair sucks it doesn't make it impossible for other people to get compliments on theirs.

[ramseycat]

Don't put your own life off on me Sally. Going out for coffee when you just rolled out of bed with sweats and cum in your hair won't garner you any compliments. Comments maybe, but not compliments. Have some pride in how you present yourself.

Don't fool yourself, Ramsey. Just the other day the clerk at the gas station told me I have sexy hair and I think I had cum in it that morning too.

Yea sure he did.

I'm not lying. Just because your hair sucks it doesn't make it impossible for other people to get compliments on theirs.

uh huh right.

[username]

Everyone please say a prayer for Rambo the guinea pig. He seems to be taking his last few breaths.


Rambo is going to join the guinea pig angels.

[ramseycat]

Awe poor Rambo. Will the kids be upset.

[username]

Hello?

[username]

Awe poor Rambo. Will the kids be upset.

Finally! I was feeling abandoned. *sniffles*

They'll be a little bummed but he's an old guinea pig so it's not a surprise.

ETA: I don't know what I'm going to do with his body when he goes. My husband is responsible for pet burials and he's out of town.

[ramseycat]

Are you going to get another pet (s)?

[username]

Are you going to get another pet (s)?

Definitely no more rodents. I'm done with cages. I doubt it. I wouldn't mind another dog or maybe a cat (sans a litter box) but making arrangements for pets when we travel is kind of a pain.

[ramseycat]

Have your son put it in a shoe box and put it in the outside garbage can or bury it in the backyard.

[HairOfTheDog]

ETA: I don't know what I'm going to do with his body when he goes.

Pet taxidermy, it's all the rage.

And, you can never have too many hair accessories.

[username]

I was thinking more along the lines of a random dumpster. Shhhh.