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The 2013 Trivial, Boring Drivel Thread....
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04-16-2013, 02:38 PM
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04-16-2013, 02:39 PM
Sorry maggot I promise to just talk about ordering tiles.
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04-16-2013, 07:44 PM
Awww fuck!!! I just found an empty bottle of supplements on the floor with chew marks on the lid. My dog consumed 360 tablets of Catalyn (some multi vitamin). Off to the vet...
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04-16-2013, 07:47 PM


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04-16-2013, 07:49 PM
gonna be shittin like a pet coon
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04-16-2013, 08:00 PM
Damn!
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04-16-2013, 08:03 PM
(04-16-2013, 07:49 PM)SIXFOOTERsez Wrote: gonna be shittin like a pet coon

I'm at the vet. That vitamin contains lots of Viamin A which can be toxic. They're giving her something to make her throw up. Better here than on my carpet later.

Crazy dog. I've had her on a bit of a diet lately. Payback. Smiley_emoticons_slash
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04-16-2013, 08:21 PM
You've got some good luck with pets, eh?
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04-16-2013, 08:23 PM
Multi colored puke, thats very artistic. Save it and sell it on E-bay. If it looks like the virgin Mary..............can you say bonus?
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04-16-2013, 08:25 PM
(04-16-2013, 08:21 PM)Jimbone Wrote: You've got some good luck with pets, eh?

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04-16-2013, 09:17 PM
Nice response. Did you ever find out how the dog was escaping?

As for the vitamins, I mean really, what's the worst that can happen? You wake up in the morning and your dog looks like this:

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04-16-2013, 09:24 PM
hah She didn't say he ate steroids.
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04-16-2013, 09:32 PM
(04-16-2013, 08:23 PM)Maggot Wrote: Multi colored puke, thats very artistic.

You've obviously never seen glow in the dark dog poop then. Years ago when I had a dog she ate glow in the dark, phosphorous crayons. The neighbors thought a UFO had landed in our backyard.
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04-16-2013, 10:04 PM
She puked and they fed her charcoal so she wouldn't absorb more of the vitamins. The "bone" in Jim clearly doesn't have anything to do with dogs. More like a wish bone I'm guessing.
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04-16-2013, 11:03 PM
(04-16-2013, 10:04 PM)username Wrote: She puked and they fed her charcoal so she wouldn't absorb more of the vitamins. The "bone" in Jim clearly doesn't have anything to do with dogs. More like a wish bone I'm guessing.

What does that even mean? Have you eaten a giant bottle of vitamins or something?
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04-17-2013, 12:33 AM
(04-16-2013, 11:03 PM)Jimbone Wrote:
(04-16-2013, 10:04 PM)username Wrote: She puked and they fed her charcoal so she wouldn't absorb more of the vitamins. The "bone" in Jim clearly doesn't have anything to do with dogs. More like a wish bone I'm guessing.

What does that even mean? Have you eaten a giant bottle of vitamins or something?


No. It means you have no comprehension about the challenges involved in dog parenting. Dramaqueen

Just STFU and get back in your cake-free, dog house, dopey.
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04-17-2013, 11:11 AM
(04-17-2013, 12:33 AM)username Wrote: No. It means you have no comprehension about the challenges involved in dog parenting. Dramaqueen

Just STFU and get back in your cake-free, dog house, dopey.

I have a dog, dopey. Pay attention.

I'd tell you to eat my balls, but you'd probably leave them somewhere and your dog would eat them first.
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04-17-2013, 04:10 PM


I think it's time to burn one. Happy Hour. Smiley-rolling-joint
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04-17-2013, 04:23 PM
WAY AHEAD OF YOU OVER HERE.
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04-17-2013, 09:33 PM
All mocking around aside user, I hope your dog is okay.
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