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The 2013 Trivial, Boring Drivel Thread....
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06-22-2013, 12:24 AM
(06-22-2013, 12:17 AM)username Wrote:
(06-22-2013, 12:12 AM)Eat Shit And Die Wrote:
(06-22-2013, 12:10 AM)username Wrote:
(06-22-2013, 12:00 AM)crash Wrote: Haha...I kinda thought the same thing. Two clips or screws, two cables, bingo...

Watch out, ESAD, you're a potential misogynist!

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Careful you look like you are having a stroke.

Ok. I imagine you're an expert on how someone looks when they're stroking. I give.

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06-22-2013, 07:04 AM
(06-21-2013, 11:57 PM)Eat Shit And Die Wrote: She changed a HD, not went 10 rounds with Floydd MayWeather and then climbed K2 in a small but flattering bikini.

(06-22-2013, 12:00 AM)crash Wrote: Haha...I kinda thought the same thing. Two clips or screws, two cables, bingo...


There are many women who would have waited & had someone do it for her. THAT'S what I was commenting on, not the simple procedure itself.
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06-22-2013, 11:02 AM
I would have waited for someone to do it for me. I have know idea how to change a hard drive so why should I even bother dicking around with it when my husband could just do it.
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06-22-2013, 02:21 PM
(06-22-2013, 07:04 AM)Duchess Wrote:
(06-21-2013, 11:57 PM)Eat Shit And Die Wrote: She changed a HD, not went 10 rounds with Floydd MayWeather and then climbed K2 in a small but flattering bikini.

(06-22-2013, 12:00 AM)crash Wrote: Haha...I kinda thought the same thing. Two clips or screws, two cables, bingo...


There are many women who would have waited & had someone do it for her. THAT'S what I was commenting on, not the simple procedure itself.

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06-22-2013, 05:02 PM
A 33 yr old guy jumped out of his 16th floor apartment a few days ago. He landed without his head. They found it 15 min later on the parking garage roof that he clipped on the way down. It happened in the city and when I went into town to get chlorine I just had to drive by it.
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06-22-2013, 05:09 PM
(06-22-2013, 05:02 PM)Maggot Wrote: It happened in the city and when I went into town to get chlorine I just had to drive by it.

The head or the body?
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06-22-2013, 05:23 PM
(06-22-2013, 05:09 PM)username Wrote:
(06-22-2013, 05:02 PM)Maggot Wrote: It happened in the city and when I went into town to get chlorine I just had to drive by it.

The head or the body?

It happened a few days ago and I drove by the spot his body landed, the head landed 5 stories up in the parking garage.
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06-22-2013, 06:53 PM
(06-22-2013, 05:23 PM)Maggot Wrote:
(06-22-2013, 05:09 PM)username Wrote:
(06-22-2013, 05:02 PM)Maggot Wrote: It happened in the city and when I went into town to get chlorine I just had to drive by it.

The head or the body?

It happened a few days ago and I drove by the spot his body landed, the head landed 5 stories up in the parking garage.


Why am I laughing. And you just had to drive by it? Did you do the looky loo?
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06-22-2013, 08:25 PM
His obit was in the paper today he was the general manager of a large automobile lot. It said he died "unexpectedly" They must have cleaned it up good, not even a dark spot on the ground.
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06-23-2013, 10:56 AM


I saw the bike cops peeking into the windows of cars in the parking lot. They were going from car to car and cupping their eyes as they peered in. What's up with that? I suppose it's not illegal but must they be so fucking nosy?
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06-23-2013, 11:13 AM
(06-23-2013, 10:56 AM)Duchess Wrote:

I saw the bike cops peeking into the windows of cars in the parking lot. They were going from car to car and cupping their eyes as they peered in. What's up with that? I suppose it's not illegal but must they be so fucking nosy?


Did they see you?
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06-23-2013, 11:22 AM
(06-23-2013, 11:13 AM)Maggot Wrote: Did they see you?


No, they were too busy looking in customer's windows.
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06-23-2013, 02:03 PM
Maybe they searching for someone seen in the vicinity.
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06-23-2013, 02:06 PM
I just picked up another stray dog. I found the owner after knocking on a few doors and it turned out it belonged to a woman I know. Smiley_emoticons_smile
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06-23-2013, 02:13 PM


You da man, User. *fist bump*
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06-23-2013, 02:19 PM
(06-23-2013, 02:13 PM)Duchess Wrote:

You da man, User. *fist bump*

My dog has gotten out a few times and has been picked up by kind strangers. I try to pay it (or is it play it?) forward.
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06-23-2013, 06:26 PM
If I were a thief I'd totally rip off some stores at those self checkout stands.
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06-23-2013, 09:24 PM
I refuse to use those. Even when the store service person comes up and asks if I'd like her to put the items through for me I say "No thanks, I'm happy to wait five minutes and keep somebody in a job".
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06-23-2013, 10:08 PM
Self checkout must be a godsend to horny teenagers buying condoms.
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06-23-2013, 10:12 PM
It's too hot. And I'm tired. And my cousin Kim is a godsend. My useless sister went hone today after telling me she isn't going to come back up abs help me clean out moms house. Kim helped me clean out and dirt a bunch of stuff today. We made a good dent in it. I felt weird doing it do soon but with Kim helping it was ok.
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