The 2013 Trivial, Boring Drivel Thread....

[username]

I'm at that decision point. My sweet tooth is begging for satisfaction, but do I really want something bad enough to drive to the convenience store? I need a Ben & Jerry's sky drop. Little parachutes with Chunky Monkey would be nice.

[sally]

I don't know, it just cracked me up that the chipper waiters name was Donovan.

[Jimbone]

Maybe it's because I don't go to the right places, but I've also never relied on a wait staff to make my experience 'fun'. I'd expect that description from Medieval Times or Hooter's maybe... not Applebee's.

Donovan must have a lot of flair.

[Cynical Ninja]

I don't know, it just cracked me up that the chipper waiters name was Donovan.

Applebees is obviously the company he is soon to be celebrating his 20^th anniversary working for!

Where is donovan dimeless anyway? he seems to have disappeared since we group mocked his sad pauperish existence. He must still be licking his wounds, its always the same old story, those that like to dish it out in spades just can't take it back.

Maybe his gas tank needs filling and he's busy scrabbling under his sofa cushions looking for change?

[Cynical Ninja]

Here's a number one standing the U.S. shouldn't mind losing, even by a slim margin:

Mexico takes the cake for obesity, according to a United Nations report.

The Food and Agriculture Association of the United Nations listed Mexico as the industrialized nation with the highest prevalence of obesity among adults, as 32.8 percent of its population is obese.

The United States stands only one percentage point behind, though, with a 31.8 percent prevalence of obesity.

Read more: http://www.wjla.com/articles/2013/07/mex...z2YmmbaAvr

I wonder where the UK was ranked?

Where north America leads the UK isn't usually far behind and that includes stuffing our faces with junk.

[Midwest Spy]

I'm at that decision point. My sweet tooth is begging for satisfaction, but do I really want something bad enough to drive to the convenience store? I need a Ben & Jerry's sky drop. Little parachutes with Chunky Monkey would be nice.

If you like coffee, chocolate and ice cream (and putting on the lbs), try Hagan Dazs' Java Chip.

[BlueTiki]

Applebees is obviously the company he is soon to be celebrating his 20^th anniversary working for!

Dammit!

I thought it was another chain.

I was so hoping for a narrative on the evolution of technology and the corresponding benefits to drive-thru patrons and employees.

His perspective from an employee's view would be, I'm sure, quite informative!

[Cynical Ninja]

Informative and deeply profound and philisophical no doubt.

Like the Tao priest who was asked to explain what the Tao actually was, his reply? “Walk on!”

Ahhhh sooooooo! Grasshopper.

[HairOfTheDog]

I wonder where the UK was ranked?

Where north America leads the UK isn't usually far behind and that includes stuffing our faces with junk.

Top 10 Obese (developed) Countries:

1. Mexico (32.8%)
2. United States (31.8%)
3. New Zealand (26.5%)
4. Chile (25.1%)
5. Australia (24.6%)
6. Canada (24.2%)
7. United Kingdom (23%)
8. Ireland (23%)
9. Luxembourg (22.1%)
10. Finland (20.2%)

Samoa is actually #1 for all countries - 75% obesity!

[Duchess]

Samoa is actually #1 for all countries - 75% obesity!

They grow 'em big there, no doubt about it. Ten NFL players are Samoans. Some will recognize Troy immediately.

[BlueTiki]

Samoans will fuck you up!

Never . . . and I mean NEVER insult a Samoan.

[Jimbone]

Samoans will fuck you up!

You've got that right.

[username]

Samoans will fuck you up!

Never . . . and I mean NEVER insult a Samoan.

They like rugby. I watched my husband play with and against Samoans for years. Now it's my son. Fortunately, my husband runs the youth league and he insists on matching games with weight as a consideration. My son is small anyway. Next to some of those Samoans, he looks like an 8 year old. They'd crush him.

[BlueTiki]

The worst beating I witnessed was delivered on a huge (tall and muscular) white dude by an equally sized Samoan.

The guy asked the Samoan's sister to dance and she said "No".

I believe "Bitch!" was the last word out of his mouth . . . he died four days later.

[Cynical Ninja]

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They grow 'em big there, no doubt about it. Ten NFL players are Samoans. Some will recognize Troy immediately.

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You know when you've been “Polumalued”!

[Duchess]

You know when you've been “Polumalued”!

He's a star!

His shampoo commercial is some funny stuff. Have you seen it?

[Cynical Ninja]

The TNA wrestler Samoa Joe is a fat fuck but he moves around the ring like a gazelle on steroids.

[Cynical Ninja]

He's a star!

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No but I've seen the coke zero commercial he did that was classic!

[username]

The worst beating I witnessed was delivered on a huge (tall and muscular) white dude by an equally sized Samoan.

The guy asked the Samoan's sister to dance and she said "No".

I believe "Bitch!" was the last word out of his mouth . . . he died four days later.

Whoa...

[Duchess]

Check this out -

State troopers are confiscating tampons, maxi pads and other potential projectiles from those who are entering the Texas capitol to watch the debate and vote on a controversial anti-abortion bill. Guns, however, which are typically permitted in the state capitol, are still being allowed.