HOT & HORNY

[Duchess]

Anyway stop nit-picking and start typing, Mr.

Bone. Mr. Bone.

[OnBendedKnee]

Being married and watching porn is wrong.
That's my opinion.

You're such a proper gentleman, sometimes I feel bad knowing you read the bad words I often put out there.

I rarely cuss in real life. Years ago a guy said to me "do you think that's cute? It's not, it takes away all of your cuteness". To this day it's always in the back of my mind when I know I'm getting ready to let 'er rip and of course I don't want my cuteness taken away.

Diversity.
It is what I love about these forums.

"If you're dumb, surround yourself with smart people, and if you're smart, surround yourself with smart people who disagree with you."

[Duchess]

Diversity.
It is what I love about these forums.

Thank you for that. I sometimes wonder if taking Mock in a more mainstream (for lack of a better word) direction was the right thing to do. Actually, I only wonder that when people refer to the old Mock wistfully.

[OnBendedKnee]

^
It's built into our DNA to look more favorably on the past and our memories are always sweeter than the actuality of events.
It is a built in process that saves up grief yet at the same time threatens to distort history.

My wife's mother used to talk fondly of WW2 yet needed to be gently reminded she spent part of the war in a prison labor camp.

[sally]

Being married and watching porn is wrong.
That's my opinion.

Could work for others, but I think of it as cheating to do so.

What if you don't watch it, but just think about it? Is that wrong?

[Maggot]

I tried closing my eyes once but I could still hear it.

[Sphincter Cop]

Where the fuck to begin!!!!!!!

How 'bout we start with your vibrator experience(s)?

Need pointers?

[Maggot]

[ramseycat]

Yes I have to all three.

[username]

Diversity.
It is what I love about these forums.

Thank you for that. I sometimes wonder if taking Mock in a more mainstream (for lack of a better word) direction was the right thing to do.

The few times I've tried to explain Mock to RL friends, they look at me like I've totally lost my mind.

I don't think it will ever be mainstream. I'm okay with that.

[Duchess]

I knew when I used that term that it wasn't quite what I was looking for. Mainstream is too suburban. Mock is unique.

[Jimbone]

Well, I turned them on... then turned it on... fiddled around some well know erogenous zones... there was much mention of God... and my name... something about coming... and finally leg tremors and gasping.

That's about it.

[sally]

Well, I turned them on... then turned it on... fiddled around some well know erogenous zones... there was much mention of God... and my name... something about coming... and finally leg tremors and gasping.

That's about it.

If you're going to blow dry your balls and ass hair you might want to dry off first before plugging the blow dryer in.

[username]

Well, I turned them on... then turned it on... fiddled around some well know erogenous zones... there was much mention of God... and my name... something about coming... and finally leg tremors and gasping.

That's about it.

Some guys are intimidated by toys and think they're emasculated if they bring anything else to bed.

Wimps. Good for you, JB. I'd fist bump you but that seems pretty damn weird/awkward.

Moving on..

[OnBendedKnee]

Being married and watching porn is wrong.
That's my opinion.

Could work for others, but I think of it as cheating to do so.

What if you don't watch it, but just think about it? Is that wrong?

Thinking of eating three sweet and juicy hot apple pies straight out of the oven (after cooling off just a bit)- each drizzled with fresh cream, won't make you fat.
Actually wolfing them down in quick, heaving gulps will.

[Clang McFly]

Mock is unique.

Amen, sistah.

[Jimbone]

Some guys are intimidated by toys and think they're emasculated if they bring anything else to bed.

Wimps. Good for you, JB. I'd fist bump you but that seems pretty damn weird/awkward.

Moving on..

Not so weird. Thanks for appreciating. :fistbump:

I've never been intimidated by them... the purpose of being intimate with someone is to make them feel good. I figure toys fit in to the equation (no pun intended), so I'm happy to have them around.

[FAHQTOO]

I'd get rid of a man before I would give up my toy collection.

[OnBendedKnee]

I'd get rid of a man before I would give up my toy collection.

Give your man a used X-Box and he'd make the same proclamation.