Hubby Cheats? Poo All Over The House!

[Sphincter Cop]

Brenda Schumann Allegedly Poops On Floor After Finding Husband With Other Woman
Via The Huffington Post

That'll show him.

Police say Brenda Schumann, 51, defecated and urinated on the floor, then went on an armed rampage through the house after discovering her husband in bed with another woman, according to a case report obtained by TC Palm.

"I found him in bed with a naked chick what was I supposed to do," she later told a deputy, according to the sheriff's report.

Schumann allegedly stormed into the bedroom other Vero Beach, Fla. home at about 2:30 a.m. on Dec. 21, carrying a rifle and threatening to kill both her 42-year-old husband and his lover. After her husband managed to get the gun away from her he says she urinated on the carpet outside the bedroom before dropping a deuce on the kitchen floor.

She allegedly found a second rifle and began to destroy items around the house, include mirrors, pictures and Christmas decorations. It's unclear whether she was employing the rifle in the destruction. Her husband told deputies that she eventually left the house and drove away, leaving the weapon behind.

The responding deputy tracked down Schumann to another apartment, where she allegedly tried to hold the door shut to prevent him from getting inside. She was charged with aggravated assault/domestic violence, aggravated assault, battery and resisting arrest without violence.

For those somehow unaware that hell hath no fury like a woman scorned, one only need look at recent headlines. In November, one jilted lady from the Palm Tree State allegedly broke into her ex-boyfriend's apartment and set fire to his bed -- with him and his new lover in it. In September, a married woman in Florida was involved in a three-way when she allegedly noticed her husband paying a little too much attention to the third party. The argument that followed led to gunfire and a SWAT team surrounding the house.

Here's her pic....Ha, nice caption

[Duchess]

I've never considered pooping on my kitchen floor when I've been really pissed.

Hey MS, here's another fucked in the head female.

[sally]

"I found him in bed with a naked chick what was I supposed to do,"

[username]

She looks kinda like my mother (except my mom doesn't color her hair anymore).

That cheating bastard. He deserved all the feces he got.

[HairOfTheDog]

Unless she rubbed his nose in it and made him clean it up, it was a pretty shitty attempt at teaching him a lesson.

At least no one was killed in this one.

Lots of stories about jealous or rejected men going off on their partners or exes too. OJ Simpson tops my list of overkill rejected exes. Jodi Arias is on trial now for stabbing her lover 27 times, slitting his throat, and shooting him in the head because he allegedly planned to marry someone else. Infidelity and rejection brings out a lot of crazy bitches, male and female.

[OnBendedKnee]

The stench of the wife's defecation can be air-fresh'end away.
The putrid odor of her husband's cheating will linger for years to come.

[ramseycat]

I've never considered pooping on my kitchen floor when I've been really pissed.

Hey MS, here's another fucked in the head female.

It has never occured to me to poop ANYHWERE in my house when I am irate. Or anywhere else for that matter. Bitches be crazy.

[Maggot]

like a light bulb