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#161
08-18-2013, 10:03 AM


Yeah. That site cracks me up.
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08-19-2013, 11:40 AM
I wish The Onion had a bigger and more easy to read disclaimer.

Its ridiculous how many times people come across articles from The Onion second hand and post them as factual.

“Obama is a Muslim who was born in Africa! You see! I kept telling y'all and ya'll ignored me! Who's laughing now nigga?!”

Yeah that's from The Onion douchebag, jesus christ.
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08-19-2013, 11:42 AM
(08-19-2013, 11:40 AM)Cynical Ninja Wrote: I wish The Onion had a bigger and more easy to read disclaimer.

Its ridiculous how many times people come across articles from The Onion second hand and post them as factual.


I've been a fan of that site for a long time. Their stories are so over the top, it's insane that anyone would give credence to what is written there but I know some do.
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08-19-2013, 12:04 PM
Vikings at Niners, Sunday night on NBC.

Nationally televised, and apparently Adrian Peterson is going to play the entire 1st half.
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08-19-2013, 12:44 PM


Did you see either the Giants or the Dallas game?
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08-19-2013, 01:27 PM
I really didn't see either of their games (just a few minutes of Colts/Giants) last night.

What happened? Anything noteworthy?
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08-19-2013, 01:29 PM
I watched the first half of the Giants with my brother. Colts were playing very well. One dude made this awesome catch in the end zone when a Giant almost intercepted but the ball flew up and right to the Colt.
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08-19-2013, 01:34 PM
(08-19-2013, 01:27 PM)Midwest Spy Wrote: What happened? Anything noteworthy?


I didn't get to see them but depending on how the rest of the day goes I may try to catch the reruns on the NFL channel. I've been reading that Eli played like shit but I don't know if I'm only seeing what I want to see, I want to check it out for myself or at least get the opinion of someone who is not biased.
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08-20-2013, 08:27 AM


I've been seeing the Steelers referred to as mediocre. Wooooo.
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08-20-2013, 10:23 AM
(08-20-2013, 08:27 AM)Duchess Wrote:

I've been seeing the Steelers referred to as mediocre. Wooooo.

Number of NFL championships won by Pittsburgh Steelers? = six.

Number of NFL championships won by....bwahahaha! Sorry....Philadelphia Eagles? = zero, nada, zilch.

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08-20-2013, 10:45 AM
(08-20-2013, 10:23 AM)Cynical Ninja Wrote: Not so much throwing stones from a glasshouse more like catapulting boulders from crystal palace.


Why would you think I'm throwing stones? You've never seen me make any disparaging remarks about the Steelers. I happen to think they are an elite team. Now show me where the stone is I threw. Thanks!
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08-20-2013, 12:34 PM
The Steelers being referred to as mediocre that was the stone, well maybe more of a small pebble.

All I know is unless Michael Vick leaves for greener pastures the only superbowl ring he's ever going to get is a free plastic replica one in his bowl of fruit loops.
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08-20-2013, 12:50 PM
(08-20-2013, 12:34 PM)Cynical Ninja Wrote: The Steelers being referred to as mediocre that was the stone, well maybe more of a small pebble.

All I know is unless Michael Vick leaves for greener pastures the only superbowl ring he's ever going to get is a free plastic replica one in his bowl of fruit loops.


There is something really wrong with you. You have completely lost any comprehension skills you may have had. Go back & read my post. "I" didn't say that about the Steelers. I said, "I've been seeing the Steelers referred to as mediocre". That wasn't my opinion, I read it in the sports pages, that's why I worded my post the way I did.
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08-21-2013, 08:47 AM


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08-21-2013, 12:05 PM
(08-21-2013, 08:47 AM)Duchess Wrote:

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Lol.

Now you know what it feels like! I'm drumming my fingers waiting after I had the last word in numerous threads. Annoying isn't it?

You committed a cardinal sin, you used the Steelers name in vain and for that you had to be mocked and admonished.

Say three hail marys and I'll let you off with a caution.
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08-21-2013, 03:19 PM


*facepalm* You killin' me, muthafucka. I DIDN'T SAY IT!
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08-22-2013, 06:30 AM
But you posted it knowing I was a steelers fan no doubt to get a reaction.

Well you got a reaction and now you are in danger of shitting your pants over it for christs sake.
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08-22-2013, 07:39 AM
Wow. CN has gone off the rails. I like the Steelers too and I didn't attribute the comments to Duchess. I knew she was just the messenger c
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08-22-2013, 02:29 PM
(08-22-2013, 07:39 AM)ramseycat Wrote: I knew she was just the messenger c

Who the fuck are you supposed to be now, Edward G. Robinson?
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08-22-2013, 02:38 PM
(08-22-2013, 07:39 AM)ramseycat Wrote: Wow. CN has gone off the rails. I like the Steelers too and I didn't attribute the comments to Duchess. I knew she was just the messenger c

Yet another fantastic and earth shattering contribution ramsey many thanks!
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