LAMB FOR EASTER

[Cracker]

You may want to double check that. Maybe ask Duchess next time you whine to her.

I'm way hotter.

Why did you take down the pic of the lovely thin legs you wrap around your hot young boyfriend? For some reason you are avoiding that question...

[aussiefriend]

The thing is Ramsey, I actually don't care what I look like. I do take care of myself and try to look my best, but my confidence is not placed in what I look like, it does not define who I am.

Who even says "I'm hot"? I mean, it's just downright weird.

[Cracker]

I already used the weird gambit today.

I'm just telling you I'm way hotter than you are. Not sure why it would bother you being so confident and all. It amuses me.

It's way stranger to make up pretend boyfriends. You two are the only ones who do that. Don't stop, it also amuses me.

You also both wear mom jeans. Amusing.

[username]

For chrissake Ramsey, just admit you believe in God but you suck at practicing your religion. It's not like there aren't millions of people out there just like you.

I have to give mild props to Clang. His life can be summed up in one unholy trinity...his mother, unemployment and internet forums. He appears to have given up 1/3^rd of that for Lent. I wonder if he's spending the extra time shopping for XXXL lacy underwear.

[Cracker]

For chrissake Ramsey, just admit you believe in God but you suck at practicing your religion.

Won't happen.

I'm bored with it now, she wins.

[ramseycat]

I never said I was a perfect Catholic. I am human. That's all. I wouldn't have a serious discussion about my faith here.

I won?? Cracker said I won!!! Oh how happy I am. I should have a fatty snack to celebrate.

[FAHQTOO]

The thing is Ramsey, I actually don't care what I look like. I do take care of myself and try to look my best, but my confidence is not placed in what I look like, it does not define who I am.

Who even says "I'm hot"? I mean, it's just downright weird.

Yes, because everyone who throws down good money on botox and blubber surgery doesn't care what they look like.

You couldn't buy your way out of the paper bag most men want to put over your head...except maybe the black ones, they're just happy to have a white woman, no matter how hideous it looks.

[Older Than Dirt]

Oh my goodness, I just got home from my Friday ritual of going to my son's bar. And,that was after going to a lenten fish fry at a Catholic Church. I will admit to having two Milky Way Martinis ! I just want to make sure that I'm understanding what's being discussed here. Do I need to go to Confession before I go to Mass tomorrow? And by the way, I prefer ham !!!! Cheers

[Older Than Dirt]

Bless me Father for I have sinned. I'm a member of MOCK!

[Duchess]

Do I need to go to Confession before I go to Mass tomorrow?

Only if you intend to take Communion. You cannot welcome the body of Christ into yourself if you're tarnished, sin tarnishes your soul. The very simple act of living tarnishes mine, if I'm breathing, I'm sinning.

The Catholic church has made it impossible to live a godly life. If you desire another (lust), that is a sin. If you worked your ass off all week and look forward to a day of doing nothing at all (sloth), that's a sin. If you're proud of a job well done (pride) that's a sin. Don't you dare want more...of anything (greed), that's a sin.

I feel a sin comin' on almost every waking moment.

[Midwest Spy]

You are a bad Christian. Now you are trying to pretend I am a bad person because I KNOW you are a bad Christian. Staw man.

I do really like myself. I crack me up. And I'm not bad looking. And I'm scary smart. And I fuck like a minx.

And I'm NOT a bad Christian. Because I know better. It is a really bad sin. Unforgivable. Backsliding is the unpardonable sin. And maybe suicide, can't remember. Probably both.

In fact, I'm starting a list for God:

Bad Christians
1. aussiefriend
2. ramsey
3. MS (cause he's creepy as fuck)
4. that's all so far, the rest don't pretend to be so righteous

The 'creepy' thing hurts. Mostly because it's associated with being old. Which means you don't have 'it' anymore.

I don't feel like I've been too 'righteous' lately. I've tried to tone it down.

As far as being a Christian AND a Mock poster, I think you can be both.

I just look at my own personal contributions, and how that would reflect on me with the Lord.

He knows I love women and their anatomy. It's been that way since I was 6 or 7. So, yes, I like to talk about breasts (but have never posted one pic of tits). A lot. It doesn't mean I'm out chasing women, though. Mostly just having fun.

I also contribute to the sports forums.

I try really hard to refrain from calling people names. Only a handful of times has Duchess pushed me over the ledge.

Lastly, I try not to be judgemental.

Here's one for you to ponder Cracker.

Matthew 7:1... Judge not that ye be not judged.

[ramseycat]

Cracker is a non-believer MS. That alone tells me all I need to know.

We also have ham on Easter QB. I usually get a Honey Baked Ham and make the rest of the meal.

[Duchess]

Only a handful of times has Duchess pushed me over the ledge.

[Midwest Spy]

Only a handful of times has Duchess pushed me over the ledge.

Yes, yes... well played Ma'am!

[Duchess]

I haven't jerked any chains in a long time. I sure hope it's like riding a bike.

[HairOfTheDog]

Cracker is a non-believer MS. That alone tells me all I need to know.

What, rams? You can tell everything that you need to know about a person based on whether they share your religious beliefs or not? Btw, I don't get the sense that MS looks down on non-believers (could be wrong).

I personally don't see MS as "creepy". I do think he can be a little freaky though, mostly due to the anal beads fixation. I'm not a believer in anal beads myself, but I won't damn him to hell for it or anything.

[Duchess]

I would never hassle anyone for being a non-believer nor would I think any less of them for it and I fully expect to be given the same courtesy...not in Mock but in life in general.

[Midwest Spy]

Cracker is a non-believer MS. That alone tells me all I need to know.

What, rams? You can tell everything that you need to know about a person based on whether they share your religious beliefs or not? Btw, I don't get the sense that MS looks down on non-believers (could be wrong).

I personally don't see MS as "creepy". I do think he can be a little freaky though, mostly due to the anal beads fixation. I'm not a believer in anal beads myself, but I won't damn him to hell for it or anything.

Thanks, HotD.

Yes, for me, the luster is definitely off of the anal beads.

How it happened, not sure...

[HairOfTheDog]

Yes, for me, the luster is definitely off of the anal beads.

How it happened, not sure...

Just to be safe and prevent a possible unintentional sin, keep the rosary in a separate drawer should the luster re-emerge.

From my limited understanding, Christians can be as freaky as they please without pissing off God, so long as it's done within the bounds of marriage.

So, MS, do you consider non-believers to be flawed or unworthy?

[Jimbone]

Yes, for me, the luster is definitely off of the anal beads.

How it happened, not sure...

I'm guessing it was probably some poop on the beads.

That can be pretty off-putting.