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MORE CUSHION FOR THE PUSHIN'
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03-15-2013, 03:21 PM


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Police in Wisconsin have accused a 46 year old man of enjoying curbside sex with a discarded sofa.

Waukesha Patch reports that an off-duty officer was jogging when he spotted Gerard Streator allegedly doing the deed with the furniture. Authorities charged Streator on Thursday with one count of lewd and lascivious behavior, which carries a maximum of nine months in prison.

According to a police report obtained by the Smoking Gun, officer Ryan Edwards said Streator "had been thrusting his pelvic area against the cushions and trying to sexually gratify himself by rubbing his penis between the two cushions.”

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03-15-2013, 03:37 PM
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03-15-2013, 04:30 PM
(03-15-2013, 03:37 PM)ramseycat Wrote: Men. 78

A guy fucks a couch and you blame the entire male species? You need to surround yourself with some normal men.
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03-15-2013, 04:37 PM
You never hear of a woman rubbing her lady parts on a piece of furniture to get off.
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03-15-2013, 04:58 PM
(03-15-2013, 04:37 PM)ramseycat Wrote: You never hear of a woman rubbing her lady parts on a piece of furniture to get off.

No wonder your parents covered the furniture with plastic.
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03-15-2013, 05:01 PM
That's just stupid.
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03-15-2013, 05:02 PM


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03-15-2013, 05:05 PM
(03-15-2013, 05:01 PM)ramseycat Wrote: That's just stupid.

Geez . . . lighten up.

I didn't mention the lamp shades or the carpet runners . . . did I?
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03-15-2013, 05:17 PM
They should leave this guy alone... the couch was asking for it.

Everyone knows that sofa = whore.
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03-15-2013, 05:24 PM
(03-15-2013, 05:17 PM)Jimbone Wrote: They should leave this guy alone... the couch was asking for it.

Everyone knows that sofa = whore.

Right? It probably had a "free" sign on it too!
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03-15-2013, 05:26 PM
Why didn't they just give the guy some privacy? A man and a discarded sofa can be a beautiful thing to some.
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03-15-2013, 05:28 PM
(03-15-2013, 05:24 PM)username Wrote: Right? It probably had a "free" sign on it too!

It was on the street curb! She was just giving those cushions away! What was the guy to do? Not give her the penis?
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03-15-2013, 05:31 PM
(03-15-2013, 05:26 PM)aussiefriend Wrote: Why didn't they just give the guy some privacy?

hah

Judging by Mr. Streator's photo, I could see him being seduced by a sign reading, "Lazy Boy, free love seat, take me".

And an off-duty police officer just happened to be jogging by when he took the bait?

Looks like a clear case of entrapment...
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03-15-2013, 06:23 PM
People are far too judgemental these days. What if that sofa was his soul mate? Oh well at least they will always have 'the curb'.

@HoTD you are bloody hilarious.
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03-16-2013, 09:54 AM
You never hear of a woman rubbing her lady parts on a piece of furniture to get off.



What? Like you never leaned on the washing machine in the spin cycle?
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03-16-2013, 10:33 AM
The washing machine is an appliance.
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03-16-2013, 04:32 PM
(03-16-2013, 10:33 AM)ramseycat Wrote: The washing machine is an appliance.

Ahh, sorry, we were talking about furniture weren't we.
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03-17-2013, 06:44 PM
The vibration of some motorcycles work real sweet sometimes to get a woman fired up.The climax is a bit....interesting.'Specially if they like to scratch and bite or thrash around some...
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03-17-2013, 06:56 PM
*fans self*

I think that's enough talk about vibrating stuff, thanks!
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12-20-2016, 08:47 PM
Has the sofa guy found a date yet?
He ain't heavy, he's my brother.
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