YOUR KIDS ARE LUCKY

[Midwest Spy]

I bet it's not your wife's age, MS. 40 is a peak time, from my experience.

Don't listen to her, sport!

She'll peak two weeks after she leaves you.

It's funny you ladies mention this potential problem.

Here's what precipitated it:

She told me we couldn't afford beer any more and I'd have to stop drinking it.

However, I then noticed she spent $65 buying cosmetics.

I asked how come I had to give up beer while she got to spend $$$ on makeup.

She said she needed the makeup to look pretty for me.

I said, 'That's what the beer is for'.

I got cold-shouldered/cold-showered right after.

[BlueTiki]

Oh, shit!

[HairOfTheDog]

One can be too good looking and studly?

That had to have been the demise of Fabio.

I guess it's possible that you're just way too sexy for your own damn good.

IDK, beer, cosmetics, Viagra, Dr. Zhivago...seems like you've got all the typical aphrodisiacal bases covered.

If the cold shoulder persists, perhaps a doctor could help with a more streamlined remedy.

[Midwest Spy]

That ^^^ might work on Ramsey.

Oh, Clang... I've got an idea for you!