Oprah told bags are “too expensive” for her

[Midwest Spy]

I remember when Lohan was secretly taped in an L.A. bathroom with 'supposed' friends, doing lines of coke, and she says to somebody, ' I gotta take it easy tonight, I'm flying to New York to fuck Jude Law in the morning.'

Somehow my name never popped up on her 'to-do' list.