TIME MAG PERSON OF THE YEAR

[Midwest Spy]

While pondering this, I was left scratching my head. There didn't seem to be any viable candidates.

Then, I realized there was a person who exemplified what every man strives to become: Rich and Powerful, and most importantly, able to buy himself out of any trouble he may have stumbled in to.

Read on:

Dominique Strauss-Kahn settles sexual assault case with hotel maid.

You were dropped on your head repeatedly as a baby, right?

Yeah, Strauss-Kahn should definitely be 2012's person of the year. And, like him, every man wants to become rich and powerful so he can financially settle his way out of sexual abuse cases? I suspect that you speak as accurately for all men as you do for all women.

That was a pretty funny nomination, huh?

It's actually pretty disgusting. At least she got a reported $6M out of it.

That was said in jest, BUT, I was serious when I said I'd love to bang Katy Perry and/or Lindsay Lohan.