WHO'S GOT THE BIGGEST BUSH

[sally]

Sal shaved it all off and is sporting hardwood floors (just to piss her husband off).

Why would that piss my husband off? Seems like an odd thing to get all worked up over, it grows back.

[HairOfTheDog]

Just to assure everyone, I don't spend hours (or even minutes) on this subject...

All of those seconds you spend thinking about it enough to post about it add up to minutes.

[Midwest Spy]

Just to assure everyone, I don't spend hours (or even minutes) on this subject...

All of those seconds you spend thinking about it enough to post about it add up to minutes.

AHA!!

Not true!

I completed that post in 52 seconds flat!

[HairOfTheDog]

AHA!!

Not true!

I completed that post in 52 seconds flat!

If you could last that long when your wife finally gives you the green light, you might get more action and not have so much time and motivation for Mock bush-whacking.

I know Duchess thinks that there are lot of different lurkers hitting this thread, but my guess is that it's mostly just you.

[Midwest Spy]

AHA!!

Not true!

I completed that post in 52 seconds flat!

If you could last that long when your wife finally gives you the green light, you might get more action and not have so much time and motivation for Mock bush-whacking.

I know Duchess thinks that there are lot of different lurkers hitting this thread, but my guess is that it's mostly just you.

I had forgotten all about authoring such a popular thread.

Now that I've revisited it, I can see why so many are captivated.

Aussie never did confirm whether or not her bleaching was for professional or private purposes.

As for my personal stamina/endurance, just last night I more than exceeded 52 seconds, leaving all involved parties quite satiated.

However, that's as tantalizing as the details will get.

[HairOfTheDog]

However, that's as tantalizing as the details will get.

There is a God.

[Duchess]

Hahaha!

52 seconds. Lover boy.

[ramseycat]

I shaved it all off once. Actually the ex did the shaving for me. I'm not a fan of the bald. It's itchy and I didn't like looking like a little girl. These days things are neat and tidy. That's all I have to say on the subject.

[Duchess]

MS, why do you think some have a hairy monster & others don't?

[Midwest Spy]

MS, why do you think some have a hairy monster & others don't?

Most gals are just old-fashioned, very few are progressive.

HotD is definitely a 1970's enthusiast (if you know what I mean).

The good news??

Because of this thread, Mock women at least think about me (thinking about them).

Which is pretty damn funny, cuz I'm really not (most of the time).

[Midwest Spy]

However, that's as tantalizing as the details will get.

There is a God.

Yep.

I've decided to leave more to the imagination.

Is it working?

[Duchess]

Keeping a tidy kitty is progressive? Who knew!

[HairOfTheDog]

I've decided to leave more to the imagination.

Is it working?

I can't speak for anybody else, but my imagination is MS-free.

And, how the hell am I a 1970s enthusiast, Mr. Presumptuous? I grew up in the 70s and 80s, so there are shows, movies, events, music...that I look back on fondly. But, it's the same with the 90s, 2000s, 50s and 60s too.

You're just looking for justification to assign me a 70s bush, even though I don't think I even had hair there yet during the 70s.

Now, if you'll excuse me, my pet rock is feeling a little neglected and I need to polish my mood ring.

[Midwest Spy]

Is my best course of action to just ask you directly if you have a wild mane downstairs?

I don't really want to know, but now feel like I have to follow through as I've got so much time invested.

Any thoughts about Patty Smythe while you're at it?

[HairOfTheDog]

Is my best course of action to just ask you directly if you have a wild mane downstairs?

I don't really want to know, but now feel like I have to follow through as I've got so much time invested.

Any thoughts about Patty Smythe while you're at it?

As for answering the question to which you don't really wanna know the answer, all I can say is "goodbye to you!!".

I liked Smyth alright, but much prefer Patti Smith -- she's great.

[crash]

Are man pubes called a bush too? I always thought of bush as a female term..

No, I don't want to know about any other dudes manscaping habits, I was just wondering if the term bush was androgynous or not.

[Duchess]

Are man pubes called a bush too? I always thought of bush as a female term.

Male - le bush

Female - la bush

[crash]

Him = lawn
Her = nature strip

*nods*

[FAHQTOO]

Keeping a tidy kitty is progressive? Who knew!

I've been progressive since the mid 80's.

[Duchess]

I've been progressive since the mid 80's.

What the fuck are we going to do with him? We haven't been able to break him of his dreadful habits and it's been years now! I hope his wife is a lovely woman, I cannot imagine living with this 24/7.

I like you in Mock, MS but I'd probably want to nail you with a high heel at home.