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WHO'S GOT THE BIGGEST BUSH
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#121
03-17-2014, 03:55 PM
You know the only words he saw out if that last sentence are 'I'd probably want to nail you ', don't you?
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#122
03-17-2014, 03:57 PM
(03-17-2014, 01:57 PM)HairOfTheDog Wrote:
(03-17-2014, 01:41 PM)Midwest Spy Wrote: I've decided to leave more to the imagination.

Is it working?

I can't speak for anybody else, but my imagination is MS-free.

And, how the hell am I a 1970s enthusiast, Mr. Presumptuous? I grew up in the 70s and 80s, so there are shows, movies, events, music...that I look back on fondly. But, it's the same with the 90s, 2000s, 50s and 60s too.

You're just looking for justification to assign me a 70s bush, even though I don't think I even had hair there yet during the 70s.

Now, if you'll excuse me, my pet rock is feeling a little neglected and I need to polish my mood ring.


It's a damn good thing he is presumptuous...otherwise he would be boring as hell.
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#123
03-17-2014, 04:04 PM
In real life I'm very loud (so says my wife).

I'm not sure why she puts up with me either, however, I will state for the record that I've been called a lot of things in my life, but 'boring' has never been one of them.
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#124
03-17-2014, 04:09 PM
(03-17-2014, 04:04 PM)Midwest Spy Wrote: In real life I'm very loud (so says my wife).

I'm not sure why she puts up with me either, however, I will state for the record that I've been called a lot of things in my life, but 'boring' has never been one of them.


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#125
03-17-2014, 04:12 PM
(03-17-2014, 04:04 PM)Midwest Spy Wrote: In real life I'm very loud (so says my wife).


No way! I'm shocked I tell ya, shocked!
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#126
04-19-2014, 10:13 AM


Lurkers are crazy for this thread. WTF.
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#127
04-19-2014, 10:30 AM
(04-19-2014, 10:13 AM)Duchess Wrote: Lurkers are crazy for this thread. WTF.

If those lurking pervs only knew what they can't read/see by not registering and joining in.
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04-19-2014, 11:00 AM
(04-19-2014, 10:30 AM)HairOfTheDog Wrote: If those lurking pervs only knew what they can't read/see by not registering and joining in.


I know! They don't have a clue that there are several forums invisible to them.

Lurkers are in many of the threads they can see but this one, by far, is the most popular and that always leaves me dumbfounded. hah
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#129
04-19-2014, 01:24 PM
(04-19-2014, 10:13 AM)Duchess Wrote:

Lurkers are crazy for this thread. WTF.

Methinks it's probably a question that big bush lovers would search for on google. It's #9 on the search list. Meh, if nothing else, it draws traffic to the site. Now, I'm just waiting for an intro in the newbie section that fesses up as to that being the reason they came here, instead of some crime story bullshit....

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04-19-2014, 02:14 PM
(04-19-2014, 01:24 PM)thekid65 Wrote: Clickity-click-click-click


Hahahaha! Mystery solved! That is so funny to me. I never, ever would have thought it was because of google. I'm laughing my ass off.

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#131
12-03-2014, 08:48 AM
Not sure if it was ever uncovered who was the owner of Mock's biggest bush, but whoever it is might be able to use this as some inspiration..

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04-24-2015, 06:14 PM
Blueberry Hill has the biggest bush. A big gray bush that smells like moth balls.
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04-24-2015, 06:25 PM
(04-24-2015, 06:14 PM)sally Wrote: Blueberry Hill has the biggest bush. A big gray bush.

Maybe, maybe not.

I'm gonna post my guesses right now.

I'll list the lady, followed by one of three letter designations:

BB= Big Bush. Wild and untrimmed.
T= Trimmed. Worthy of pics posted in Playboy.
W= Waxed. Smooth with zero stubble.

Any gals who have issues with this little exercise should just relax and not take yourself too seriously.

Blueberry - BB
Queen Bee - W
User - T
Duchess - T
Ramsey - W
FQ2 - T
Heartbreaker - W
Aussie - BB
HotD- BB
Sally - BB
Cracker - BB
Tiki - W

If I'm missing anyone, I apologize.
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#134
04-24-2015, 06:40 PM
Well you got me pegged at the moment. But the thing about bushes is that it's really easy to change the style. Give me about 5 minutes and I'll come back looking like Kojak. I'll even glue some beads on it.
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#135
04-24-2015, 11:09 PM
I notice no one is talking about men, as though it's only a woman's issue.
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04-24-2015, 11:35 PM
(04-24-2015, 06:25 PM)Midwest Spy Wrote:
(04-24-2015, 06:14 PM)sally Wrote: Blueberry Hill has the biggest bush. A big gray bush.

Maybe, maybe not.

I'm gonna post my guesses right now.

I'll list the lady, followed by one of three letter designations:

BB= Big Bush. Wild and untrimmed.
T= Trimmed. Worthy of pics posted in Playboy.
W= Waxed. Smooth with zero stubble.

Any gals who have issues with this little exercise should just relax and not take yourself too seriously.

Blueberry - BB
Queen Bee - W
User - T
Duchess - T
Ramsey - W
FQ2 - T
Heartbreaker - W
Aussie - BB
HotD- BB
Sally - BB
Cracker - BB
Tiki - W

If I'm missing anyone, I apologize.

Wrong, pissants.....there is nothing gray on my body ever......I have always and will continue to be clean shaven..........including my face......
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04-24-2015, 11:39 PM
I just saw moth balls.......wrong again, maybe cobwebs, but i wouldn't have such smelly balls on my body, so there,,,,er....Sally.....
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04-25-2015, 01:31 AM
(04-24-2015, 11:09 PM)aussiefriend Wrote: I notice no one is talking about men, as though it's only a woman's issue.

I shaved my bush off. Happy?

Thus ended the men bush portion of the thread....as everyone grabbed their puke buckets.
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#139
04-25-2015, 03:19 AM
So are you a woman or a man? or a manwoman? Is it the female side of you that is shaving or the male side?
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04-25-2015, 03:28 AM
(04-24-2015, 06:40 PM)sally Wrote: Well you got me pegged at the moment. But the thing about bushes is that it's really easy to change the style. Give me about 5 minutes and I'll come back looking like Kojak. I'll even glue some beads on it.

Put a lollipop in and I bet no one will see a difference!
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