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08-16-2015, 05:35 PM
(08-16-2015, 05:28 PM)Duchess Wrote:

Clang, I think teddies went out in the 80's. Try a cute pair of boy shorts & a cami.
naked spooning it is then.
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08-16-2015, 05:36 PM


Ooohhhh, one of my favorites things to do.
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08-16-2015, 05:38 PM
(08-16-2015, 05:36 PM)Duchess Wrote:

Ooohhhh, one of my favorites things to do.
great now I'm going to have trouble sleeping. Good thing I'm working an overnight shift tonight.
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08-17-2015, 05:57 AM
(08-16-2015, 04:41 PM)Clang McFly Wrote:
(08-16-2015, 09:06 AM)Carsman Wrote:
(08-16-2015, 08:42 AM)Maggot Wrote: I bet Clang could help..........

Now you did it, picturing him in a bra & panties would never let me sleep again! Blank my mind, Blank my mind, Blank my mind, hope that worked hah
bra and panties,nah. For you(and me), my friend it's matching see through teddies.

(08-16-2015, 05:33 PM)Clang McFly Wrote:
(08-16-2015, 04:58 PM)sally Wrote: You want to wear matching teddies with Carsman? I don't know that he'd be up for that.
he'll be up for that...all night long. I can see him drenched in a cold sweat already.

Holy shit, Clang, and see through teddies, I may never get to sleep again! Smiley_emoticons_shocked DAMN!
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08-17-2015, 04:23 PM
(08-17-2015, 05:57 AM)Carsman Wrote:
(08-16-2015, 04:41 PM)Clang McFly Wrote:
(08-16-2015, 09:06 AM)Carsman Wrote:
(08-16-2015, 08:42 AM)Maggot Wrote: I bet Clang could help..........

Now you did it, picturing him in a bra & panties would never let me sleep again! Blank my mind, Blank my mind, Blank my mind, hope that worked hah
bra and panties,nah. For you(and me), my friend it's matching see through teddies.

(08-16-2015, 05:33 PM)Clang McFly Wrote:
(08-16-2015, 04:58 PM)sally Wrote: You want to wear matching teddies with Carsman? I don't know that he'd be up for that.
he'll be up for that...all night long. I can see him drenched in a cold sweat already.

Holy shit, Clang, and see through teddies, I may never get to sleep again! Smiley_emoticons_shocked DAMN!
Sorry dude. And I just bleached my asshole(not really).Smiley_emoticons_biggrin
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08-17-2015, 05:31 PM
(08-16-2015, 05:38 PM)Clang McFly Wrote: great now I'm going to have trouble sleeping. Good thing I'm working an overnight shift tonight.


Now I lay me down to sleep, I pray the Lord my boner to keep. If I should die before I wake, after spooning with old Duchess you have my soul to take.
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08-17-2015, 05:49 PM
If a boner is involved, it's not just spooning.
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08-17-2015, 05:55 PM


Clang doesn't look at me that way. He says he's not into old bats with dusty cooters.
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08-17-2015, 06:01 PM
He doesn't know what he's missing.
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08-17-2015, 06:03 PM


My breasts are heaving. 27
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08-17-2015, 06:04 PM


I was going to keep my typo because it made me laugh but I don't think Mt breasts is a good look on me. hah
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08-17-2015, 06:23 PM
(08-17-2015, 05:55 PM)Duchess Wrote:

Clang doesn't look at me that way. He says he's not into old bats with dusty cooters.
I have a tiny, scarred, gross weiner. Who am I to judge? I just like teasing you/joking about it. Seriously, my gross weiner and your dusty hallway, would probably be a good fit.

And anyways, I'm more worried about your heaving sawdust tits exploding and getting moldy sawdust tit in my mouth.
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08-18-2015, 12:18 AM
(08-17-2015, 06:23 PM)Clang McFly Wrote:
(08-17-2015, 05:55 PM)Duchess Wrote:

Clang doesn't look at me that way. He says he's not into old bats with dusty cooters.
I have a tiny, scarred, gross weiner. Who am I to judge? I just like teasing you/joking about it. Seriously, my gross weiner and your dusty hallway, would probably be a good fit.

And anyways, I'm more worried about your heaving sawdust tits exploding and getting moldy sawdust tit in my mouth.

Now that's a new one! hah
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08-18-2015, 01:01 AM
Meh, they're more likely to smell like horse butt.
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08-18-2015, 06:28 AM


Horse poop is one of my favorite smells. I like the smell of horse in general, I have nothing but happiness associated with it.

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08-18-2015, 08:19 AM
There are horses in Heaven! Horses are mentioned many times, the four horsemen of the, the prophet Elijah was taken to Heaven on Chariots of Fire. I think the horses have wings too in Heaven.
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08-18-2015, 01:17 PM
Cars jinxed me!! Taz

I had the worst insomnia ever last night. At 1am, I was laying there listening to Simon and Garfunkel. I should be dead...after 1 Unisom didn't do the trick, neither did 4 freaking benzo's on top of that. Smiley_emoticons_slash

The only thing I thought about getting up and doing was getting the computer to Google pot dispensaries. I'm getting some. As I tossed and turned for at least another hour, the only thought that kept running through my head was "I bet pot would fix this".


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08-18-2015, 01:32 PM
(08-18-2015, 01:17 PM)username Wrote: Cars jinxed me!! Taz

I had the worst insomnia ever last night. At 1am, I was laying there listening to Simon and Garfunkel. I should be dead...after 1 Unisom didn't do the trick, neither did 4 freaking benzo's on top of that. Smiley_emoticons_slash

The only thing I thought about getting up and doing was getting the computer to Google pot dispensaries. I'm getting some. As I tossed and turned for at least another hour, the only thought that kept running through my head was "I bet pot would fix this".


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08-18-2015, 01:56 PM
Fuck that!!! I just booked an appt. 11:30am Friday...I'm getting a medical marijuana evaluation. 17
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08-18-2015, 02:51 PM
(08-18-2015, 01:56 PM)username Wrote: Fuck that!!! I just booked an appt. 11:30am Friday...I'm getting a medical marijuana evaluation. 17

I'd wish you luck, but everyone gets approved. Hope it doesn't make you paranoid instead... that won't help your sleeping.
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