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Oh shit!!!!!!!
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#22
Farts at a funeral?
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#23
(05-08-2016, 12:37 AM)Donovan Wrote: farts in church are the funniest of all farts.



Those who fart in church have to sit in their own pew! hah
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(05-08-2016, 05:36 PM)Carsman Wrote:
(05-08-2016, 12:37 AM)Donovan Wrote: farts in church are the funniest of all farts.

Those who fart in church have to sit in their own pew! hah

hah I don't think they're ever funny, but your pun did crack me up Cars.
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#25


I don't even like the word fart. It should be whispered. I don't fart BUT if I ever did do it in front of someone I would want to die. Just die. Right there. Right then. Die. *cringe*
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#26
As long as you don't break a spoke it's all good.
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#27
I don't like the word fart either. Sometimes people think that are so smart when they let one drop. There is this woman/girl I know who does it, and she thinks it's hilarious. It's crass and tacky. There is no humour there at all. How could there be?
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(05-09-2016, 12:08 PM)aussiefriend Wrote: I don't like the word fart either. Sometimes people think that are so smart when they let one drop. There is this woman/girl I know who does it, and she thinks it's hilarious. It's crass and tacky. There is no humour there at all. How could there be?

How about the assholes that let 'em rip when you're flying?

There they are, silently chuckling to themselves while everyone around them writhes in agony.
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#29
You are such a juvenile delinquent.
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#30
People that fart in public and do not even acknowledge it happened are very happy people secure in their own little world and ready to cut your head off with a chainsaw at any given moment. 
You couldn't get a clue during the clue mating season in a field full of horny clues if you smeared your body with clue musk and did the clue mating dance.
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#31
Oh God
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#32
He puts the art in fart.
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(11-20-2018, 04:41 PM)Maggot Wrote: People that fart in public and do not even acknowledge it happened are very happy people secure in their own little world and ready to cut your head off with a chainsaw at any given moment. 
I do that all the time. Except when I'm with friends then I acknowledge the fart and my friends bust out the spray. It ok though I got a gas pass and fart permit years ago from SG.Totes legitimate.
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