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Egg head has been captured
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Baltimore Police arrested a man who allegedly stole a car with two young children inside, according to reports.

John Bowling, 37, is facing kidnapping charges and auto theft charges after he allegedly stole a mother’s car with her 4-year -old and 19-month-old in the backseat while she was unloading groceries on Thursday.

All that head and zero brains.
You couldn't get a clue during the clue mating season in a field full of horny clues if you smeared your body with clue musk and did the clue mating dance.
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#2
Jesus, that is one tall-headed dipshit.
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#3
That's one hell of a fivehead.
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#4
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You couldn't get a clue during the clue mating season in a field full of horny clues if you smeared your body with clue musk and did the clue mating dance.
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#5


The dude looks creepy. Not approachable at all!
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(01-22-2017, 08:31 PM)HairOfTheDog Wrote: Jesus, that is one tall-headed dipshit.

There seems to be some paralysis on the right side of his face and possibly some blindness too.
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(01-23-2017, 06:26 PM)Ski at 1SKY6 Wrote:
(01-22-2017, 08:31 PM)HairOfTheDog Wrote: Jesus, that is one tall-headed dipshit.

There seems to be some paralysis on the right side of his face and possibly some blindness too.

And he couldn't drive!!!! Smiley_emoticons_shocked
You couldn't get a clue during the clue mating season in a field full of horny clues if you smeared your body with clue musk and did the clue mating dance.
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(01-23-2017, 12:50 PM)Maggot Wrote: [Image: Egghead_from_Batman_66.jpg]

hah
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(01-23-2017, 06:26 PM)Ski at 1SKY6 Wrote:
(01-22-2017, 08:31 PM)HairOfTheDog Wrote: Jesus, that is one tall-headed dipshit.

There seems to be some paralysis on the right side of his face and possibly some blindness too.

Maybe. But even if that's so, he's not too impaired to drive a vehicle (which he stole, along with the children in it).
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#10
I hope no one thinks that I am defending this character. What he did is wrong. I am just making an observation about his appearance. He looks scary. I would hate to have him pick me up as my Uber driver.
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(01-24-2017, 03:05 PM)Ski at 1SKY6 Wrote: I hope no one thinks that I am defending this character. What he did is wrong. I am just making an observation about his appearance. He looks scary. I would hate to have him pick me up as my Uber driver.

His head butt is considered a weapon of mass destruction.
You couldn't get a clue during the clue mating season in a field full of horny clues if you smeared your body with clue musk and did the clue mating dance.
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#12
Another one,...............I've found another one!

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#13
I think Clang should sit on it until it hatches.
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#14
Whatever you say potsie.
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I sometimes think bald guys are kinda hot but not these guys.
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(02-14-2017, 03:03 PM)Maggot Wrote: I think Clang should sit on it until it hatches.

Good idea, let me see if I can get the paternity leave to do it. As long as I get paid for doing it, its a better gig than my DMV job.
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#17
(02-14-2017, 06:34 PM)Duchess Wrote:

I sometimes think bald guys are kinda hot but not these guys.

Its all in the shape of the bald head. The more evenly round, the better and sexier.
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