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This week you will be touched......
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#1
09-16-2018, 01:14 PM
>>>>>By the President as he sends out a Presidential alert to all cell phones. Thursday everyone with a cell phone will get a message from your President. That is all.  Blowing-kisses
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09-16-2018, 02:13 PM
Turn off your emergency alerts, Mockers...unless you're Maggot and Mark, they'll lurve getting a phone call from the deranged grandpa.
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09-16-2018, 02:46 PM
It will probably be at 3:00 in the fucking morning too.
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09-16-2018, 03:06 PM
WTH is the message for anyway, to remind the nation of what a tremendous job he is doing?
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09-16-2018, 03:07 PM
I don't care who the fuck you are, DON'T GROUP TEXT ME!
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09-16-2018, 06:38 PM
The tweets don't seem to be working as well as they should.  17
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09-16-2018, 10:32 PM
(09-16-2018, 01:14 PM)Maggot Wrote: >>>>>By the President as he sends out a Presidential alert to all cell phones. Thursday everyone with a cell phone will get a message from your President. That is all.  Blowing-kisses


Maybe the message will be that he's QUITTING! hah
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10-01-2018, 12:48 PM
They tried that here. Some phones got it some didn't. One of my phones did and the other didn't. I was overseas and the country I was in sent one to my phone. It scared the shit out of me cas it went WAAAAAAAAAARRRRRRRRK!!!!!!
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