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#401
12-10-2010, 09:32 AM
i LOVE Springsteen!
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12-10-2010, 09:33 AM


I have it on "repeat". Heh. I'm rockin' out.
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12-10-2010, 05:44 PM
Speaking of "rocking out" .....the big fat black guy that cleans the place came in and was picking up the trash and sweeping the floor and stuff when he heard my 70's radio show I had on near the computer start playing "She used to be my girl" and that fuck started swaying around and got into a full frenzy dancing around and shaking his fat ass.....

I said "HEY!!! get your black sashaying ass the fuck outta here! jesus! ya fuckitty fuck! Off he went. Dumbass!
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12-10-2010, 05:59 PM
You have no soul.
(03-15-2013, 07:12 PM)aussiefriend Wrote: You see Duchess, I have set up a thread to discuss something and this troll is behaving just like Riotgear did.
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12-10-2010, 06:03 PM
(12-10-2010, 05:59 PM)Cracker Wrote: You have no soul.

You did not see the fool. Stfu
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12-10-2010, 06:16 PM
We have a HUGE black janitor at work. I know his name and his kids' names. I have a box of Jelly Belly jelly beans here for him for Christmas. He loves those. I know that because I have a soul.
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#407
12-10-2010, 08:43 PM
(12-10-2010, 09:32 AM)Lady Cop Wrote: i LOVE Springsteen!
and that song.


i HATE Springsteen!
and that song.
hah

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12-10-2010, 09:42 PM
(12-10-2010, 06:16 PM)Cracker Wrote: We have a HUGE black janitor at work. I know his name and his kids' names. I have a box of Jelly Belly jelly beans here for him for Christmas. He loves those. I know that because I have a soul.

I should think like you and break out my zen machine. Looking back I should have said "Hey! take off your godamn shoes!
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#409
12-10-2010, 10:53 PM
hahahaha

You can't really be that mean. I should shut up, though, I despise the lady down the hall from me. She doesn't have fucking eyebrows so she draws them on with purple eye pencil. Not a lie. I wish I could sneak a picture of them. And she has bright red fakey hair. And she's doughy fat. Like fucking Ringling Bros. only the bitch juggles lattes and chocolate bars. I keep wanting to tell her that snack size means ONE is the snack, not the entire fucking bag.
(03-15-2013, 07:12 PM)aussiefriend Wrote: You see Duchess, I have set up a thread to discuss something and this troll is behaving just like Riotgear did.
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12-10-2010, 11:14 PM
Just so you can be kool like all us dawgs in the dirty souf:

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=TRBLmogRL4c

Do the Berney!

Yes, I can.
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12-10-2010, 11:29 PM
115 I'd pay cash money to be at YOUR company Christmas party!
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12-10-2010, 11:35 PM
I don't drink often, but I'm funny as shit when I do. My friends tell me I have no sense. The work party isn't fun, sit down dinner thing, but the after party is always a hoot.

This is how I see Duchess in my mind's eye (yes, I'm done with the fucking youtubes after this):

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=9-TqXTzVd...re=related
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12-11-2010, 12:43 AM
(12-10-2010, 11:14 PM)Cracker Wrote: Just so you can be kool like all us dawgs in the dirty souf:

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=TRBLmogRL4c

Do the Berney!

Yes, I can.

In da hood, sista

edit: that's from my 11/yo son to you (or the video) Cracker...
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12-11-2010, 12:55 AM
Listening more...I'm guessing my son doesn't have a great future in rap. lol.
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12-11-2010, 01:10 AM
Careful, that song slips in a "motherfucker", it's just hard to hear. Or, as the lazy shits down here say, "muh", because it's too much effort to say the whole word.
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12-11-2010, 01:16 AM
(12-11-2010, 12:55 AM)username Wrote: Listening more...I'm guessing my son doesn't have a great future in rap. lol.

Sorry, no. He'll have to settle for college and middle class mediocrity.

Tell him I said, "Uh". Because the standard morning greeting in ATL is "yo" (good morning) followed by "uh" (you, too). When I voted last month, I got to choose between "Yeah" and "Hell nah."
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#417
12-11-2010, 05:08 AM
you know what's funny about post #412 (Pats from Ab-Fab)...i used to look exactly like her in my blonde days, i had a tee-shirt with her on the front and total strangers would approach me and yell "OMG IT'S YOU!!!
she was my alter ego for quite some time. 28

this was the shirt front---->


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#418
12-11-2010, 06:06 AM
(12-10-2010, 08:43 PM)FAHQTOO Wrote: i HATE Springsteen!
and that song.
hah


I remember from last Christmas! I posted the video to wish my Mock family a Merry Christmas & everybody dissed my effort. Bitches. hah

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12-11-2010, 06:08 AM
(12-10-2010, 11:35 PM)Cracker Wrote: This is how I see Duchess in my mind's eye


28 I don't smoke.

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12-11-2010, 08:51 AM
(12-11-2010, 06:08 AM)Duchess Wrote:
(12-10-2010, 11:35 PM)Cracker Wrote: This is how I see Duchess in my mind's eye


28 I don't smoke.

yes you do, perhaps just not the same brand?

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