* BAH HUMBUG *

[ramseycat]

Maggot -

If you're interested I'll book a table, bring your wife and we'll make it a threesome!

http://www.azcentral.com/thingstodo/dini...stmas.html

I hardly know you......what makes you think I will even click your "link" ?

Hey! quit hitting on my Maggotyboo!! You don't want to get Ramseykittens mad.

[Duchess]

You go Ramsey!

[QueenBee]

Love this..so I am putting it here to. I am totally addicted to it.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=8-0WVfj76...r_embedded

[Lady Cop]

that's just too cute QB!
i had to email it to a couple people~~

so here is an example of the art of Michael R. Oddo who designs santa claus torture. heh heh

[Lady Cop]

i like this display...in Utah~~
go ahead and click, it's not too long. & turn on speakers~

http://www.youtube.com/watch?feature=iv&...ion_652395

[Lady Cop]

lighting of the National Christmas tree. when i was a kid growing up, we went every year. it was wonderful, there was a tree from every state, and then the BIG one~~
then we'd go downtown for all the animated store windows. those were the days my friend.

[Lady Cop]

santy came to the lighthouse to meet the kiddies~~and the doggies too!

[Lady Cop]

a touching Christmas carol~~it even has a tribute to Maggot
The Pogues
FAIRYTALE OF NEW YORK

It was Christmas Eve babe
In the drunk tank
An old man said to me, won't see another one
And then he sang a song
The Rare Old Mountain Dew
I turned my face away
And dreamed about you

Got on a lucky one
Came in eighteen to one
I've got a feeling
This year's for me and you
So happy Christmas
I love you baby
I can see a better time
When all our dreams come true

They've got cars big as bars
They've got rivers of gold
But the wind goes right through you
It's no place for the old
When you first took my hand
On a cold Christmas Eve
You promised me
Broadway was waiting for me

You were handsome
You were pretty
Queen of New York City
When the band finished playing
They howled out for more
Sinatra was swinging,
All the drunks they were singing
We kissed on a corner
Then danced through the night

The boys of the NYPD choir
Were singing "Galway Bay"
And the bells were ringing out
For Christmas day

You're a bum
You're a punk
You're an old slut on junk
Lying there almost dead on a drip in that bed
You scumbag, you maggot
You cheap lousy faggot
Happy Christmas your arse
I pray God it's our last

I could have been someone
Well so could anyone
You took my dreams from me
When I first found you
I kept them with me babe
I put them with my own
Can't make it all alone
I've built my dreams around you

[Carsman]

When four of Santa's elves got sick, the trainee elves did not produce toys as fast as the regular ones, and Santa began to feel the Pre-Christmas pressure

Then Mrs. Claus told Santa her Mother was coming to visit, which stressed Santa even more.

When he went to harness the reindeer, he found that three of them were about to give birth and two others had jumped the fence and were out, Heaven knows where.

Then when he began to load the sleigh, one of the floorboards cracked, the toy bag fell to the ground and all the toys were scattered.
Frustrated, Santa went in the house for a cup of apple cider and a shot of r.u.m.

When he went to the cupboard, he discovered the elves had drunk all the cider and hidden the liquor. In his frustration, he accidentally dropped the cider jug, and it broke into hundreds of little glass pieces all over the kitchen floor.

He went to get the broom and found the mice had eaten all the straw off the end of the broom.

Just then the doorbell rang, and an irritated Santa marched to the door, yanked it open, and there stood a little angel with a great big Christmas tree.

The angel said very cheerfully, 'Merry Christmas, Santa. Isn't this a lovely day? I have a beautiful tree for you. Where would you like me to stick it?'

And so began the tradition of the little angel on top of the Christmas tree.



....Not a lot of people know this.

[Lady Cop]

this one's for you Cars!

[Carsman]

this one's for you Cars!

Luv ya LC, you're a sweetheart!
(Don't worry, I wont; tell anyone)

[Carsman]

OK LC, saving this for you here!

[Lady Cop]

Thanks Cars~~~ i miss coconuts falling on my car like you miss snow!

and here's your green red-nosed reindeer! hahaha

[Duchess]

That is a kickass truck!

[Lady Cop]

i like this picture, makes me think of the the Godfather movies. it also makes me think of Frank, it's so NY. ::bandance::

click to enlarge

[QueenBee]

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=iIdnYAkqSes

[QueenBee]

[QueenBee]

[Lady Cop]

~~rudolf roasting on an open fire~~

[Cracker]

I'm glad the "get it there by Christmas" shipping cutoff has passed. I needed for that to happen. I can stop now.