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will alqaeda retaliate against the U.S. for Binladens death?
#61


Oooo..fucking tool. I like that too! Drama hag, fucking tool. The internet has been an education in itself. I've learned the best expressions online.
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#62
(05-14-2011, 05:50 PM)Midwest Spy Wrote: Hey, there are certain subjects I don't touch, and this (a woman's anatomy) is one that Dick shouldn't be touching. Pun intended.

You must have touched a nerve.

Which is one nerve thats been touched more than dicks wifes clitoris.

hahhahhahhahhahhahhahhah
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#63
I would be a tool if I thought I could fix OP, so what the fuck can a man do? I have a heart the size of texas but I just can't help the little fucker no matter how hard I try.
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#64


I detect some friction.

Sarcastic
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#65
(05-14-2011, 05:50 PM)Midwest Spy Wrote: Hey, there are certain subjects I don't touch, and this (a woman's anatomy) is one that Dick shouldn't be touching. Pun intended.
^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^
This from Mr. my wife's clit is just like a dick. hah



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#66
(05-14-2011, 02:55 PM)Midwest Spy Wrote: Anyway, Username does have a 'tiny penis'. The clit is often referred to as a 'tiny penis'.

Is everyone done talking about my clit now? Smiley_emoticons_slash



hah Jesus.
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#67
(05-14-2011, 05:57 PM)Duchess Wrote:

I detect some friction.

Sarcastic

Hmmmmmm, a friction detector, that could be a clit also?

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#68
(05-14-2011, 05:59 PM)username Wrote:
(05-14-2011, 02:55 PM)Midwest Spy Wrote: Anyway, Username does have a 'tiny penis'. The clit is often referred to as a 'tiny penis'.

Is everyone done talking about my clit now? Smiley_emoticons_slash



hah Jesus.

You're just the clit donor, stay out of the conversation.

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#69
(05-14-2011, 05:59 PM)username Wrote: Is everyone done talking about my clit now? Smiley_emoticons_slash



hah Jesus.

No, dicks still trying to find his wifes.

It is clear that dick has no idea where a clit is, what it is or how to stimulate it.

hah

dicks manhood just took another public kick to the balls.

hah
We need to punish the French, ignore the Germans and forgive the Russians - Condoleezza Rice.
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#70
(05-14-2011, 05:57 PM)Duchess Wrote:

I detect some friction.

Sarcastic

Love to stick around but gotta run. Duchess, hope I've intrigued you with my extensive knowledge of how your body operates.

I believe after a couple of glasses of Cab, with you dressed in that nice little black outfit, we could have a grand old time.Awink

If we weren't married to others, of course.
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#71
(05-14-2011, 06:01 PM)Ordinary Peephole Wrote:
(05-14-2011, 05:59 PM)username Wrote: Is everyone done talking about my clit now? Smiley_emoticons_slash



hah Jesus.

No, dicks still trying to find his wifes.

It is clear that dick has no idea where a clit is, what it is or how to stimulate it.

hah

dicks manhood just took another public kick to the balls.

hah

What's clear is that you are obsessing.

Our Constitution was made only for a moral and religious people. It is wholly inadequate to the government of any other.
John Adams
















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#72
(05-14-2011, 05:58 PM)IMaDick Wrote:
(05-14-2011, 05:50 PM)Midwest Spy Wrote: Hey, there are certain subjects I don't touch, and this (a woman's anatomy) is one that Dick shouldn't be touching. Pun intended.
^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^
This from Mr. my wife's clit is just like a dick. hah

A clitoris is like a dick.

You would know this if you knew what a clitoris was.

But you clearly don't so......
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#73
(05-14-2011, 06:02 PM)Midwest Spy Wrote: If we weren't married to others, of course.


What ever gave you the idea I'm married?


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#74
(05-14-2011, 05:59 PM)username Wrote: Is everyone done talking about my clit now? Smiley_emoticons_slash

Tsk tsk, we refer to it as a minature penis around here.

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#75
(05-14-2011, 05:59 PM)username Wrote:
(05-14-2011, 02:55 PM)Midwest Spy Wrote: Anyway, Username does have a 'tiny penis'. The clit is often referred to as a 'tiny penis'.

Is everyone done talking about my clit now? Smiley_emoticons_slash

hah Jesus.

God, I'm glad you're back. Just saw your photo in the members section. Can you say 'Hawtieeeee'!

Here's a 'Yeah, Baby' just for you!
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#76
(05-14-2011, 06:03 PM)IMaDick Wrote: What's clear is that you are obsessing.

What's clear is that you are not man enough to fully sexually satisfy your wife limp dick.

hah
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#77
(05-14-2011, 06:00 PM)IMaDick Wrote:
(05-14-2011, 05:57 PM)Duchess Wrote:

I detect some friction.

Sarcastic

Hmmmmmm, a friction detector, that could be a clit also?

Well.... not exactly, but it 'likes' friction. It is possible for an old dog to learn new tricks!
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#78
(05-14-2011, 06:05 PM)Ordinary Peephole Wrote: What's clear is that you are not man enough to fully sexually satisfy your wife limp dick.

hah

I have a wife OP, I didn't hallucinate one like you have.

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#79
(05-14-2011, 06:03 PM)Duchess Wrote:
(05-14-2011, 06:02 PM)Midwest Spy Wrote: If we weren't married to others, of course.


What ever gave you the idea I'm married?

Thought I'd heard you refer to a 'Mr. Duchess' before?? Maybe I was mistaken?
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#80
(05-14-2011, 06:04 PM)Midwest Spy Wrote: God, I'm glad you're back. Just saw your photo in the members section. Can you say 'Hawtieeeee'!

Here's a 'Yeah, Baby' just for you!

No red blooded male would kick usernames arse out of bed.

Except dick when he got frustrated because he couldn't find her clit.

hah

Like trying to find a baked bean in a rosebush while wearing oven gloves.

hah
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