Oooo..fucking tool. I like that too! Drama hag, fucking tool. The internet has been an education in itself. I've learned the best expressions online.

(05-14-2011, 05:50 PM)Midwest Spy Wrote: Hey, there are certain subjects I don't touch, and this (a woman's anatomy) is one that Dick shouldn't be touching. Pun intended.

You must have touched a nerve.

Which is one nerve thats been touched more than dicks wifes clitoris.

I would be a tool if I thought I could fix OP, so what the fuck can a man do? I have a heart the size of texas but I just can't help the little fucker no matter how hard I try.

I detect some friction.

(05-14-2011, 05:50 PM)Midwest Spy Wrote: Hey, there are certain subjects I don't touch, and this (a woman's anatomy) is one that Dick shouldn't be touching. Pun intended.

^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^
This from Mr. my wife's clit is just like a dick.

(05-14-2011, 02:55 PM)Midwest Spy Wrote: Anyway, Username does have a 'tiny penis'. The clit is often referred to as a 'tiny penis'.

Is everyone done talking about my clit now?



Jesus.

(05-14-2011, 05:57 PM)Duchess Wrote:

I detect some friction.

Hmmmmmm, a friction detector, that could be a clit also?

(05-14-2011, 05:59 PM)username Wrote:

(05-14-2011, 02:55 PM)Midwest Spy Wrote: Anyway, Username does have a 'tiny penis'. The clit is often referred to as a 'tiny penis'.

Is everyone done talking about my clit now?



Jesus.

You're just the clit donor, stay out of the conversation.

(05-14-2011, 05:59 PM)username Wrote: Is everyone done talking about my clit now?



Jesus.

No, dicks still trying to find his wifes.

It is clear that dick has no idea where a clit is, what it is or how to stimulate it.



dicks manhood just took another public kick to the balls.

(05-14-2011, 05:57 PM)Duchess Wrote:

I detect some friction.

Love to stick around but gotta run. Duchess, hope I've intrigued you with my extensive knowledge of how your body operates.

I believe after a couple of glasses of Cab, with you dressed in that nice little black outfit, we could have a grand old time.

If we weren't married to others, of course.

(05-14-2011, 06:01 PM)Ordinary Peephole Wrote:

(05-14-2011, 05:59 PM)username Wrote: Is everyone done talking about my clit now?



Jesus.

No, dicks still trying to find his wifes.

It is clear that dick has no idea where a clit is, what it is or how to stimulate it.



dicks manhood just took another public kick to the balls.

What's clear is that you are obsessing.

(05-14-2011, 05:58 PM)IMaDick Wrote:

(05-14-2011, 05:50 PM)Midwest Spy Wrote: Hey, there are certain subjects I don't touch, and this (a woman's anatomy) is one that Dick shouldn't be touching. Pun intended.

^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^
This from Mr. my wife's clit is just like a dick.

A clitoris is like a dick.

You would know this if you knew what a clitoris was.

But you clearly don't so......

(05-14-2011, 06:02 PM)Midwest Spy Wrote: If we weren't married to others, of course.

What ever gave you the idea I'm married?

(05-14-2011, 05:59 PM)username Wrote: Is everyone done talking about my clit now?

Tsk tsk, we refer to it as a minature penis around here.

(05-14-2011, 05:59 PM)username Wrote:

(05-14-2011, 02:55 PM)Midwest Spy Wrote: Anyway, Username does have a 'tiny penis'. The clit is often referred to as a 'tiny penis'.

Is everyone done talking about my clit now?

Jesus.

God, I'm glad you're back. Just saw your photo in the members section. Can you say 'Hawtieeeee'!

Here's a 'Yeah, Baby' just for you!

(05-14-2011, 06:03 PM)IMaDick Wrote: What's clear is that you are obsessing.

What's clear is that you are not man enough to fully sexually satisfy your wife limp dick.

(05-14-2011, 06:00 PM)IMaDick Wrote:

(05-14-2011, 05:57 PM)Duchess Wrote:

I detect some friction.

Hmmmmmm, a friction detector, that could be a clit also?

Well.... not exactly, but it 'likes' friction. It is possible for an old dog to learn new tricks!

(05-14-2011, 06:05 PM)Ordinary Peephole Wrote: What's clear is that you are not man enough to fully sexually satisfy your wife limp dick.

I have a wife OP, I didn't hallucinate one like you have.

(05-14-2011, 06:03 PM)Duchess Wrote:

(05-14-2011, 06:02 PM)Midwest Spy Wrote: If we weren't married to others, of course.

What ever gave you the idea I'm married?

Thought I'd heard you refer to a 'Mr. Duchess' before?? Maybe I was mistaken?

(05-14-2011, 06:04 PM)Midwest Spy Wrote: God, I'm glad you're back. Just saw your photo in the members section. Can you say 'Hawtieeeee'!

Here's a 'Yeah, Baby' just for you!

No red blooded male would kick usernames arse out of bed.

Except dick when he got frustrated because he couldn't find her clit.



Like trying to find a baked bean in a rosebush while wearing oven gloves.