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Holy shit...big multiquote to answer some of your assumptions..cuz I'm nice like that, and also pretty damned honest. This discussion should go into the therapy thread, though...but far be it from me to tell an Admin how to run her board proper, and keep the posts somewhat on topic 
Quote:It's thekid talking. He probably means that time she spent some of her own paycheck on groceries. He's a control freak.
It's not her paycheck, or my paycheck..but our money. However, when the wench buys 2 more bottles of BBQ sauce (when we already have 2 in the pantry) because "they are on sale"..then yeah, I gotta bitch.
Quote:I bet he rags on her about her vegetable garden.
Not at all...her domain. I just put the sprinkler heads where she wants'em. You'd lose that bet.
Quote:I bet he's violent when he drinks.
Again, another loss...happiest drunk around. I can't stand asshats that can't handle their booze.
Quote:I bet he's super critical of every little thing.
Somewhat correct...I can be critical...I suppose if you believe in horoscopse shit, it's in a Virgo's nature, we do tend to be perfectionists.
Quote:I bet he doesn't put the seat down.
VERY wrong there..you pay me, wench..I'm very conscious of that, and alwys put it down. I live with two females (humans)
Quote:I bet he leaves his crumbs and bullshit all over the counter while making a damn sandwich.
My wifey normally makes the sammiches..as a good wench should. But on the occasions where I make my own, I'm the neatest motherfucker in da'house. The other two need to take notes.
Quote:I bet he can't stand nagging bitches.
BINGO!!!! You are entitled to the winnings I've taken from the others.
Quote:I bet he only has female pets so he doesn't have to share attention with another male.
Sigh, unfortunately, you're mostly correct. We've got 1 female dog, 2 female cats..and 1 male tortoise (worthless critter). None are "mine". Life would be better in Da'Kids houshold if the critters were all male.
Now, you wenches may feel free to carry on with your assumptions, which I'll properly, and honestly correct...or, you can just STFU, and suck a dick, like a good wench should.
Of the millions of sperm injected into your mother's pussy, you were the quickest?
You are no longer in the womb, friend. The competition is tougher out here.
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(08-09-2011, 07:32 PM)thekid65 Wrote: My wifey normally makes the sammiches..as a good wench should.
Seriously?
I have no memory of ever making a man a sandwich & I'm considered a "good wench". I'm smart & accomplished and would be considered a "catch" by anyone's standards. It's mind blowing that you found a woman raised in today's world who would tolerate some of the stuff that comes out of your mouth. Oops, two women. I'm starting to think bad things about the people out in potato valley, are they all like you?
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(08-09-2011, 07:32 PM)thekid65 Wrote: suck a dick, like a good wench should.
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You've got to be kidding me, you've never made your man a sammich? Come'on now sweetheart...how old are you? I simply cant believe you've never made your man a sammich.
Personally, your opinions of I-dee-hoans, or myself, means very little to me.
Edit: I will clarify, however..that I have no qualms in cooking supper..I rather enjoy it.
Of the millions of sperm injected into your mother's pussy, you were the quickest?
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Nope, never made him one, we were just laughing about it recently. Why would I? He's capable of doing that. I keep a very nice home, I do fantastic laundry, I entertain his clients, I make life easier for him in many, MANY ways and I look great doing it. He can make his own sammich, you domestic nazi.
I will say though, if he ever asked me to, I wouldn't refuse him.
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Not sure how long you two have been together..but geez...if it's more than a year...I find it strange that you guys havent been sitting around on some weekend day...come around noon or so Duchess gets hungry..and says to her man "Hey Honey, I'm hungry, gonna make me a sammich...ya want one"?
Help me out here guys/gals...this is a bit odd, isnt it?
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(08-10-2011, 04:24 PM)thekid65 Wrote: Help me out here guys/gals...this is a bit odd, isnt it?
I don't picture Duchess as a sammich kinda gal.
Or he's always the one offering and assembling.
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(08-10-2011, 04:24 PM)thekid65 Wrote: Help me out here guys/gals...this is a bit odd, isnt it?
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(08-10-2011, 04:30 PM)BlueTiki Wrote: I don't picture Duchess as a sammich kinda gal.
Everyone loves a solid Philly Cheese Steak..do they not?
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(08-10-2011, 04:24 PM)thekid65 Wrote: Help me out here guys/gals...this is a bit odd, isnt it?
Yes. Do they make sandwiches side by side and dirty two knives?
Definitely odd.
(03-15-2013, 07:12 PM)aussiefriend Wrote: You see Duchess, I have set up a thread to discuss something and this troll is behaving just like Riotgear did.
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I bet he tells his wife that he wants mustard every single time she makes him a sandwich even though they have been married for years. And she says, "OK" instead of, "No fucking shit."
(03-15-2013, 07:12 PM)aussiefriend Wrote: You see Duchess, I have set up a thread to discuss something and this troll is behaving just like Riotgear did.
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Why do you find it odd that he has never asked me to make him a sandwich? I've never picked up after him either, not once...and it's been way longer than a year, Kid, it's been a significant chunk of my adult life.
Does your wife pick up after you? Do you shout from your lazy boy, "hey babe, while you're in there, make me a sammich & bring a beer with it"?
I don't bake cookies either.
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It's odd, Duch. Sorry.
You just make you a sandwich? You don't offer while the stuff is out?
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(08-10-2011, 05:32 PM)Cracker Wrote: It's odd, Duch. Sorry.
You just make you a sandwich? You don't offer while the stuff is out?
He isn't interested in eating tuna or cheese & crackers, peanut and apple or celery, etc. I rarely even see him for lunch, he works every single day of the year. We eat dinner together & I handle that...usually.
I make sure he has everything he needs to build the sammich of his dreams whenever he is moved to.
I have packed a lil' picnic before and taken him down by the pond for lunch and banged him senseless. He has never said a cross word about my non-sammich making ways.
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(08-10-2011, 05:27 PM)Duchess Wrote:
Why do you find it odd that he has never asked me to make him a sandwich? I've never picked up after him either, not once...and it's been way longer than a year, Kid, it's been a significant chunk of my adult life.
Does your wife pick up after you? Do you shout from your lazy boy, "hey babe, while you're in there, make me a sammich & bring a beer with it"?
I don't bake cookies either.
In Da'Kids household, we both tend to help each other out...both do dishes, both cook (although I'm defo the better of the two), both help out with laundry (although, I refuse to sort socks), and both clean up...if something needs to be done, one of us does it. And no, I don't think I've ever asked her to bring me a beer, although if she's in the fridge, she'll offer.
Can't understand why you'd never wanna give baking cookies a go...damned good shit (fresh baked cookies). And finally, I don't have to ask the wifey to make me a sammich..she offers when she's making one for herself. As a good woman should. And lest you think I'm an asshole (too late, I know) I'll also do the same.
Do you, when making dinner (as I'm assuming you do on occasion) even bother to ask if your mate would like some too?
Edit: Well, just read that at least you make dinner..that's a plus.
Of the millions of sperm injected into your mother's pussy, you were the quickest?
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(08-10-2011, 06:08 PM)thekid65 Wrote: Well, just read that at least you make dinner..that's a plus.
Why is that a plus...because I don't make him a sandwich? 
I'm not a housewife.
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(08-10-2011, 06:08 PM)thekid65 Wrote: Why do you find it odd that he has never asked me to make him a sandwich? I've never picked up after him either, not once...and it's been way longer than a year, Kid, it's been a significant chunk of my adult life.
We still hate you.
(03-15-2013, 07:12 PM)aussiefriend Wrote: You see Duchess, I have set up a thread to discuss something and this troll is behaving just like Riotgear did.
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I love you. 
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I don't know why I think that shit is so funny today, but I do. I can imagine the wind being sucked out of someone's sails. Fucking mean bitch. hahahaha
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