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Some phone conversations simply shouldnt be overheard
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08-10-2011, 06:27 PM
My wife isnt a "housewife" either. She works for a living. You sound like a fucking sponge.
Of the millions of sperm injected into your mother's pussy, you were the quickest?
You are no longer in the womb, friend. The competition is tougher out here. 
08-10-2011, 06:28 PM
08-10-2011, 06:56 PM
(08-10-2011, 06:27 PM)thekid65 Wrote: You sound like a fucking sponge. Are you insane? All that because I don't make a sandwich? I'm financially independent, I pay my own bills, you haven't one clue & you look dumb assuming things about me you couldn't possibly know. Hahaha! A sandwich, Jesus Christ ![[Image: Zy3rKpW.png]](https://i.imgur.com/Zy3rKpW.png)
08-10-2011, 07:02 PM
No, the question would be "Are you insane"
Seems like you need to go back and read all of your posts in this thread, and how you've come across. And it's got nothing to do with making a sammich (although most normal folks find it strange that you dont even bother to offer). The assumptions made are strictly based on your posts...simple as that. Of the millions of sperm injected into your mother's pussy, you were the quickest?
You are no longer in the womb, friend. The competition is tougher out here.
08-10-2011, 07:27 PM
I don't think Jesus will be able to help you here...he's probably making Cowboy a sammich, or perhaps picking up that stray sock he left laying on the floor...which you won't pick up.
Or hey, maybe he's baking Cowboy some cookies. At the very least, I'm sure he's helping out around the house somewhere..Cowboy is kinda busy working every day of his life...be careful, Cowboy may find Jesus more useful than you one day. Of the millions of sperm injected into your mother's pussy, you were the quickest?
You are no longer in the womb, friend. The competition is tougher out here.
08-10-2011, 07:27 PM
Here's my take:
Duchess and Cowboy don't eat sandwiches for dinner. If they did, she would make him one. Kid is used to bologna for dinner, so he is shocked that she has never made a sandwich for her lover. He may have to brace himself when he finds out she doesn't heat Cowboy up raviolis, either. It's a question of lifestyle. I am not above a lovely sandwich for dinner, but I don't have feed some asshole, either.
08-10-2011, 07:45 PM
(08-10-2011, 07:27 PM)thekid65 Wrote: I don't think Jesus will be able to help you here...he's probably making Cowboy a sammich, or perhaps picking up that stray sock he left laying on the floor...which you won't pick up. There you go making assumptions again. You automatically assumed that he leaves things laying around & I just walk over or around them, that's not the case at all. He's not a slob, he picks up after himself..always. He came to me like that. Also, you imply that he's asked me to fix him a sandwich & I flatly refused, again, that's not the case at all. You want to do laundry, knock yourself out, I don't want my man doing the fuckin' laundry or the dishes or running around with a feather duster. I'd feel like I was demeaning him if I expected crap like that.
08-10-2011, 08:26 PM
I bet he leaves dirty socks under the bed to check to see if his wife cleaned under there.
08-10-2011, 08:58 PM
You're on your own kid, they are sitting on your face and farting. then giggling about it.
He ain't heavy, he's my brother.
08-10-2011, 09:01 PM
I bet if you looked on his computer you would find Bigsausagepizza.com.
08-10-2011, 09:19 PM
Damn you Sally........Damn you to hell! Now I want pizza, sausage tomato,pepper,onion extra cheese, thick pie crust pizza!
He ain't heavy, he's my brother.
08-10-2011, 09:20 PM
I bet he thinks all the ladies at work want to suck his dick.
08-10-2011, 10:20 PM
OMG. OMG. Excuse me for stumbling in here.
I just wanted to say, "imagine if phones also had an auto correct speech program on them." http://damnyouautocorrect.com
08-11-2011, 05:26 AM
(08-10-2011, 10:20 PM)HellNurse Wrote: OMG. OMG. Excuse me for stumbling in here. Why the OMG's? Are you shocked?
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