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08-27-2011, 09:04 PM
(08-27-2011, 09:00 PM)Maggot Wrote: I may be in the eye soon, Quick get me all the visine you can stuff in your bra and underwear.

You know that only leaves a couple of good hiding places for the stash, right?
(03-15-2013, 07:12 PM)aussiefriend Wrote: You see Duchess, I have set up a thread to discuss something and this troll is behaving just like Riotgear did.
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08-27-2011, 09:04 PM
Where is LC?
(03-15-2013, 07:12 PM)aussiefriend Wrote: You see Duchess, I have set up a thread to discuss something and this troll is behaving just like Riotgear did.
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08-27-2011, 09:10 PM
(08-27-2011, 09:04 PM)Cracker Wrote: Where is LC?

She may be overseeing the ritual of "The laying of the plywood" an exciting sport she learned in Fla.
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08-27-2011, 09:11 PM
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08-27-2011, 09:12 PM


It's going to be a long night. All the tornadoes popping up are freakin' me out more than the damn hurricane.
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08-27-2011, 09:13 PM
It's all your fault this is happening ya know. Big surprise
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08-27-2011, 09:14 PM
(08-27-2011, 09:12 PM)Duchess Wrote:

It's going to be a long night. All the tornadoes popping up are freakin' me out more than the damn hurricane.

Flatlander! If you hear the train a commin, head for the doorway. Or climb in your fridge.



Yeah! Climb into your refridgerator. Just remove the shelves first or it may be a bit uncomfortable.
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08-27-2011, 09:21 PM
DO NOT get in the fridge. Jesus, Maggot, don't tell people that. Someone WILL get in a fridge and their slow death will be your fault.

Go to your wine room, Duchess. It's already stocked.
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08-27-2011, 09:22 PM
I have just gotten home from feeding the ducks and driving past the beach. Pinky is still too little to go on the dog beach, even though there were loud protests from the backseat.

Hey, I have just turned on the TV and tuned into Fox. Who is on? LCs boyfriend! Whoraldo! And you guessed it, he is going nowhere he is waiting for that Hurricane. He is praying for it I suspect.

Is it the Hurricane or has he got an extremely large nose? Has it grown from all the lies he has told over the years to his other girlfriends?
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08-27-2011, 09:24 PM
haha, aussie. You aren't quite right...
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08-27-2011, 09:30 PM
7/11..............Do NOT get in the fridge!!!
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08-27-2011, 09:31 PM
Little aussie just said, he is a dum dum he dosent know it's sunday. i love the innocence of children.
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08-27-2011, 09:33 PM
You love giving old people enemas also ,so should we take that as a yes?
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08-27-2011, 09:44 PM
Its not called an enema any more. The correct term is Bi-lateral open ended lower intestinal wall reformation and evacuation.
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08-27-2011, 09:46 PM
Oh ok. I still call it an enema. Maybe I was doing it wrong.
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08-28-2011, 03:54 AM
A Friend from North Carolina Sent this to me-



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08-28-2011, 06:26 AM
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0630 sunday. storm is hitting NYC right about now. wind has picked up here, but i don't expect it to get bad until later in day.
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08-28-2011, 07:02 AM
i love that smiley thats the cutest ever. you really have your finger on the pulse when it comes to all these little computer things.
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08-28-2011, 07:03 AM


I'm sending an email to the Weather Channel telling them all to take their talents to the stage where they will be better appreciated, I've had it with them. They are ALL drama queens & Jim Cantore takes the cake.
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08-28-2011, 08:15 AM
From NOAA Website:

http://www.nhc.noaa.gov/


New Storm out in the Atlantic******JOSE'*******

...TROPICAL STORM JOSE FORMS NEAR BERMUDA...TROPICAL STORM WARNING ISSUED...
8:00 AM AST Sun Aug 28
Location: 30.8°N 65.7°W
Max sustained: 40 mph
Moving: N at 16 mph
Min pressure: 1008 mb

Also update on Irene's whereabouts:

..CENTER OF IRENE NEARING NEW YORK CITY...
8:00 AM EDT Sun Aug 28
Location: 40.3°N 74.1°W
Max sustained: 75 mph
Moving: NNE at 25 mph
Min pressure: 963 mb
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