you want to be Southern?

[Duchess]

This is why they tell me my site has lolcows.

[Smegma]

I was a slender and slightly muscular 5'9" 120 pounds when I got out of basic training, and my thighs still touched. I don't think that's a great measure of obesity.

[Cracker]

Then explain to me, MS, how this happens:


Is she fat or not fat?

I would say she's phat.

[Smegma]

Looks like a butt implant.

[Smegma]

http://www.glutealimplants.com/gluteal_i...otos1.html

Her ass looked perfectly fine before, now it looks like plastic.

[Duchess]

I must be so uncool. I don't understand some of the shit I see these days. Who TRIES to have a bigger ass.

[Cracker]

Some people like junk in the trunk.

[Cracker]

Looks like a butt implant.

IDK, look at the thighs. They are thicker than her waist.

[Cracker]

In case you were wondering... I had a glimpse of black people pubic hair at that site (see what I go through for you people?). It is not poofy, just tight ringlets close to the body. I always wondered, now I know. Too much. Now I know too much.

[Maggot]

You are one fucked up person. But thats OK there are worse that do not even know how to use a keyboard.

[krystalshores]

This is NOT the kind of bootie I'm attracted to! That is basketball bootie!! Yuk. Black guys love that shit though. Even some white guys. What about you Midwest?

[Midwest Spy]

This is NOT the kind of bootie I'm attracted to! That is basketball bootie!! Yuk. Black guys love that shit though. Even some white guys. What about you Midwest?

Not interested in THAT ass Krystal.

In fact, if we go back and revisit YOUR photo, that looks like it's right in my wheelhouse.

[Lady Cop]

OK so now Paula Deen, queen of Southern cooking, has diabetes 2 and is going to modify all that good fattening comfort food. fuck that.
i want fried chicken, lard pastry crusts, chicken fried steak, biscuits, real butter, cornbread, & sausage, and i promise i'll eat my greens!

mmmmmmm

[Cracker]

I don't eat chicken fried steak or any cubed meats. I don't bread pork chops. In fact, I only dust chicken with a flour. All that fried flour will kill you. I do love some homemade mashed potatoes. I think that is my favorite food on Earth, mashed potatoes and gravy.

I think Paula Deen is probably out of recipes. Instead of retiring, she is going to remake all of her old recipes and sell them all again to the fatties. Smart lady.

[username]

I think Paula Deen is probably out of recipes. Instead of retiring, she is going to remake all of her old recipes and sell them all again to the fatties. Smart lady.

She did one better. She's pedaling type 2 diabetes medicine.

[Cracker]

That is sick. But then, she is making millions of dollars from her spare tire, so she probably isn't too concerned with my opinion.

[ramseycat]

That is sick. But then, she is making millions of dollars from her spare tire, so she probably isn't too concerned with my opinion.

NO one is concerned with your opinion.

[Lady Cop]

Cracker: I don't eat chicken fried steak.

actually i have only had that twice, at a Cracker Barrel. it was yummy! i knew at the time it was going directly into my coronary arteries, and i didn't care! HA!
the owner/originator of Cracker Barrel just died, that place was pretty damn good, especially for a chain. i don't have one up here damn it. or i might be a fat cow.

[thekid65]

OK so now Paula Deen, queen of Southern cooking, has diabetes 2 and is going to modify all that good fattening comfort food. fuck that.
i want fried chicken, lard pastry crusts, chicken fried steak, biscuits, real butter, cornbread, & sausage, and i promise i'll eat my greens!

mmmmmmm

That picture just gave me a stiffie

[Middle Finger]

[b]OK so now Paula Deen, queen of Southern cooking, has diabetes 2

I caught that on TV. I think when many people heard that story they felt that is one of the risks/costs of eating like that, having your kids eat like that, etc.