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01-21-2013, 12:50 AM
I found it. Thank you baby jeebus.
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01-21-2013, 07:15 AM
Well I guess that kills off the Peyton and Eli walk into a bar joke...
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01-21-2013, 08:32 AM
Thing 2 loves the Ravens so he is happy. I am going to watch the game at the nursing home with my brother. Last year we watched it from his hospital room after his third brain surgery. We got scolded for being too loud. LOL People don't understand that we are a football family and we take that shit seriously!
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01-21-2013, 09:01 AM
(01-21-2013, 08:32 AM)ramseycat Wrote: we take that shit seriously!


I think I might take it too seriously. I'm a sore loser & an even worse winner.

The past two weekends have been some of the best football I've ever seen & I watch a lot of football so it's not like I don't have anything to compare it to.
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01-21-2013, 12:24 PM
Did you guys ever hear the one about the murderer who went to two Superbowls?
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01-21-2013, 12:32 PM
(01-21-2013, 12:24 PM)Jimbone Wrote: Did you guys ever hear the one about the murderer who went to two Superbowls?

Drumroll please.

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01-21-2013, 12:39 PM
(01-21-2013, 12:24 PM)Jimbone Wrote: Did you guys ever hear the one about the murderer who went to two Superbowls?


He was never found guilty of murder & those who were arrested for it were acquitted - unanimously.
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01-21-2013, 12:43 PM
(01-21-2013, 12:39 PM)Duchess Wrote:
(01-21-2013, 12:24 PM)Jimbone Wrote: Did you guys ever hear the one about the murderer who went to two Superbowls?


He was never found guilty of murder & those who were arrested for it were acquitted - unanimously.

So was OJ.

Hmmm, where's the white suit Ray?
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01-21-2013, 12:44 PM


Wow. Thirteen years ago, Mr. Bone. Baggage?
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01-21-2013, 12:47 PM


I think I saw Ray on the ground talkin' to Jesus and crying yesterday. Praise the Lord.
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01-21-2013, 12:59 PM
(01-21-2013, 12:44 PM)Duchess Wrote:

Wow. Thirteen years ago, Mr. Bone. Baggage?


Mr. Bone, I have second thoughts about this comment.
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01-21-2013, 01:08 PM
(01-21-2013, 12:59 PM)Duchess Wrote:
(01-21-2013, 12:44 PM)Duchess Wrote:

Wow. Thirteen years ago, Mr. Bone. Baggage?


Mr. Bone, I have second thoughts about this comment.

Eh, Ray Lewis isn't really worth our time.

But no baggage for me. I just don't like when people seemingly get away with shit. I know he plead out and paid a fine, then paid the families of the victims... but still. Throwing away clothes, telling people to change stories and stuff... those generally aren't things people who are innocent do.
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01-21-2013, 01:13 PM


Me & Mr., Mr. Bone, Mr. Bone, Mr. Bone.
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01-21-2013, 01:16 PM
Never knew what to believe about the extent of Lewis's involvement. The missing suit always bothered me. But, the prosecution could only get a conviction on obstruction and, as Duchess pointed out, the two friends he testified against were acquitted.

It's too bad the Ravens sometimes get besmirched because of one player. If Lewis was complicit or guilty in those deaths, he'll probably mess up again like OJ did.
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01-21-2013, 01:20 PM
(01-21-2013, 01:16 PM)HairOfTheDog Wrote: Never knew what to believe about the extent of Lewis's involvement. The missing suit always bothered me. But, the prosecution could only get a conviction on obstruction and, as Duchess pointed out, the two friends he testified against were acquitted.

It's too bad the Ravens sometimes get besmirched because of one player. If Lewis was complicit or guilty in those deaths, he'll probably mess up again like OJ did.

The problem is, Ray is the FACE of the franchise.

Yesterday's nonsensical display at mid-field after the game made me want to barf.

It's always been all about Ray.
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01-21-2013, 01:22 PM
(01-21-2013, 01:16 PM)HairOfTheDog Wrote: Never knew what to believe about the extent of Lewis's involvement. The missing suit always bothered me. But, the prosecution could only get a conviction on obstruction and, as Duchess pointed out, the two friends he testified against were acquitted.

Luckily for all of them, the prosecutor was either borderline retarded... or somehow related to Mike Nifong from the Duke rape case.
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01-21-2013, 01:22 PM
(01-21-2013, 01:20 PM)Midwest Spy Wrote: Yesterday's nonsensical display at mid-field after the game made me want to barf.


113 You mean when he was lying on the ground? Praise Jesus, Oh lawdy lawdy praise gawd above.
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01-21-2013, 01:26 PM
(01-21-2013, 01:22 PM)Duchess Wrote:
(01-21-2013, 01:20 PM)Midwest Spy Wrote: Yesterday's nonsensical display at mid-field after the game made me want to barf.


113 You mean when he was lying in the ground? Praise Jesus, Oh lawdy lawdy praise gawd above.

My wife asked if he was praying to Allah?

I honestly didn't know.

Why did he peel his jersey off with 2 minutes to go too?

Again, it's all about Ray.
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01-21-2013, 01:28 PM


Did you see him hanging over the owner in the locker room? THAT was freaky. Say I walked up behind a man, pressed my body to his, wrapped my arms around him and he stroked my arm. That's what was going on with Ray & the owner.
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01-21-2013, 01:31 PM
(01-21-2013, 01:28 PM)Duchess Wrote:

Did you see him hanging over the owner in the locker room? THAT was freaky. Say I walked up behind a man, pressed my body to his, wrapped my arms around him and he stroked my arm. That's what was going on with Ray & the owner.

Hanging on the owner made me uncomfortable too.

BTW, it's safe to say that Flacco has been the best QB in this year's playoffs so far: 8 TD's and 0 INT's. He's beaten both Manning and Brady on their turf.

Kaepernick has also played great. He's a much more accurate passer than I would have thought.
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