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#61
06-15-2012, 11:13 PM
Gasoline. Match. Fixed.
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#62
06-15-2012, 11:13 PM
sally, you are a sexy bitch.
(03-15-2013, 07:12 PM)aussiefriend Wrote: You see Duchess, I have set up a thread to discuss something and this troll is behaving just like Riotgear did.
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#63
06-15-2012, 11:16 PM
I bet the spy guy still comes and hits on that, or asks for pics...
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06-15-2012, 11:26 PM
I can't imagine what kind of person would ask someone they don't know for nude pics...
(03-15-2013, 07:12 PM)aussiefriend Wrote: You see Duchess, I have set up a thread to discuss something and this troll is behaving just like Riotgear did.
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#65
06-15-2012, 11:30 PM
Pussy hound/Peen dawg?
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#66
06-15-2012, 11:34 PM
I wouldn't know. I am as pure as the driven snow.
(03-15-2013, 07:12 PM)aussiefriend Wrote: You see Duchess, I have set up a thread to discuss something and this troll is behaving just like Riotgear did.
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#67
06-15-2012, 11:35 PM
(06-15-2012, 11:26 PM)Cracker Wrote: I can't imagine what kind of person would ask someone they don't know for nude pics...

Please disregard my last pm. I was kidding. Smiley_emoticons_slash
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#68
06-15-2012, 11:39 PM
I was reading some old stuff and I read a post by ramsey thanking Dick for the picture he sent her. It wasn't a joke post like yours, user. It made me laugh. Dick pretends he doesn't like any of us, but I think he has deeper feelings...

You think they ever sexted?

I don't do that on my phone because I don't know how to erase them after...
(03-15-2013, 07:12 PM)aussiefriend Wrote: You see Duchess, I have set up a thread to discuss something and this troll is behaving just like Riotgear did.
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#69
06-15-2012, 11:41 PM
(06-15-2012, 11:39 PM)Cracker Wrote: Dick pretends he doesn't like any of us, but I think he has deeper feelings...

Oh he does, it's so obvious.

Addit: He is a mean drunk though.
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#70
06-16-2012, 12:32 AM
(06-13-2012, 09:07 PM)ramseycat Wrote: I hate writing checks.

I hate being behind someone at the grocery store writing a check!



(06-14-2012, 11:42 PM)Lady Cop Wrote: i got a new car, nissan altima. but i don't like the pushbutton ignition. i always forget to turn the damn car off.

I have a 4 week old 2012 Ford Taurus with push button start. Still getting used to turning it off too!

And I totally can't back up in anyone's car but my own, because gosh forbid I actually have to turn around and look behind me. My last car *just* had the sensors but the new one has the camera in the mirror too. Last week I was moving my DH's truck up and thankfully realized about 2 inches from the new car that there were no sensors. HTH am I supposed to remember not all cars have those priceless features!
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#71
06-16-2012, 12:48 AM
Couldn't relate to the toe or the yeast infection, huh?
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#72
06-16-2012, 12:49 AM
(06-15-2012, 11:39 PM)Cracker Wrote: You think they ever sexted?

Well they did have a recent exchange where Dick told her she never "refused" a picture and she said she never asked for one...

When you put it that way....

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#73
06-16-2012, 09:55 AM
(06-15-2012, 11:13 PM)Cracker Wrote: sally, you are a sexy bitch.


You know I say this gross stuff to keep the old perverts from flirting with me, being mean to them also works with the exception of MS. Ramsey might enjoy flirting with them, but I think it's creepy.
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#74
06-16-2012, 10:02 AM
(06-15-2012, 11:26 PM)Cracker Wrote: I can't imagine what kind of person would ask someone they don't know for nude pics...

Who did that??? No ones been beating down my door ...hahahah
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#75
06-16-2012, 10:53 AM
(06-16-2012, 09:55 AM)sally Wrote:
(06-15-2012, 11:13 PM)Cracker Wrote: sally, you are a sexy bitch.


You know I say this gross stuff to keep the old perverts from flirting with me, being mean to them also works with the exception of MS. Ramsey might enjoy flirting with them, but I think it's creepy.

Ya know Sally, I'll never be able to forget you.

However, I don't need a pic of the yeast infection.

As they say, time heals all wounds (except the herpes).

You're still my gal.

P.S. (I take offense at being lumped in with the 'old perverts'. When I hit 50, that's a different story.
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06-16-2012, 11:34 AM
(06-16-2012, 09:55 AM)sally Wrote: You know I say this gross stuff to keep the old perverts from flirting with me, being mean to them also works with the exception of MS. Ramsey might enjoy flirting with them, but I think it's creepy.

I know, honey. And you own them. They didn't even notice.

I think Duchess and LC should think about adding a hookup forum. People who are here for sex rather than a few laughs won't have to waste their time reading the rest of this stuff.

I don't understand the online flirting thing. Either I want your head between my legs or I don't. If I do, you already know. I don't need the extra sexual attention from other women's husbands. It isn't flattering.
(03-15-2013, 07:12 PM)aussiefriend Wrote: You see Duchess, I have set up a thread to discuss something and this troll is behaving just like Riotgear did.
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#77
06-16-2012, 11:38 AM
(06-16-2012, 11:34 AM)Cracker Wrote: Either I want your head between my legs or I don't.

To be fair, since we've (guys like me, not creepy old pervs) have never seen your pic, we're not sure if we'd want to put our head between your legs.
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#78
06-16-2012, 11:39 AM
(06-16-2012, 09:55 AM)sally Wrote:
(06-15-2012, 11:13 PM)Cracker Wrote: sally, you are a sexy bitch.


You know I say this gross stuff to keep the old perverts from flirting with me, being mean to them also works with the exception of MS. Ramsey might enjoy flirting with them, but I think it's creepy.

I hope you have a wonderful day Sally.

"Note to Sally's Husband"

Look dipshit it's all just fun and games, no one really wants to hump your wife so mellow out you insecure piece of shit.
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#79
06-16-2012, 11:41 AM
(06-16-2012, 11:39 AM)IMaDick Wrote: "Note to Sally's Husband"

Look dipshit it's all just fun and games, no one really wants to hump your wife so mellow out you insecure piece of shit.

Hahahahahahaha

That was good, Dick.

sally doesn't like it. She doesn't think your games are fun.

(06-16-2012, 11:38 AM)Midwest Spy Wrote: To be fair, since we've (guys like me, not creepy old pervs) have never seen your pic, we're not sure if we'd want to put our head between your legs.

This doesn't make sense to me if you HAVE seen a picture of ramsey...
(03-15-2013, 07:12 PM)aussiefriend Wrote: You see Duchess, I have set up a thread to discuss something and this troll is behaving just like Riotgear did.
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#80
06-16-2012, 11:55 AM
MS, if you don't think you've entered the ranks of "creepy old pervs" try putting on your best leather pants, your sweetest headband, a single earring in your left ear, and your genuine Michael Jackson glove replica, and roll down to the local club. You'll find out pretty quick that the creepy perv line is open to interpretation. That window done slid shut with you on the wrong side of it, bubba.
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