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(06-16-2012, 11:38 AM)Midwest Spy Wrote: (06-16-2012, 11:34 AM)Cracker Wrote: Either I want your head between my legs or I don't.
To be fair, since we've (guys like me, not creepy old pervs) have never seen your pic, we're not sure if we'd want to put our head between your legs.
Well that doesn't stop anyone from flirting with Ramsey, the only thing you can tell from her miniature picture is that you could stick a pick comb on top of her head and it would stay in place.
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(06-16-2012, 11:59 AM)sally Wrote: Well that doesn't stop anyone from flirting with Ramsey, the only thing you can tell from her miniature picture is that you could stick a pick comb on top of her head and it would stay in place.
I remember seeing a picture of her arms one time, and part of her face. Do you, sally? She looks like a gay man.
(03-15-2013, 07:12 PM)aussiefriend Wrote: You see Duchess, I have set up a thread to discuss something and this troll is behaving just like Riotgear did.
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Dear Donoboy,
The next time you are beating the shit out of your prepubescent pecker in the shower, try to understand where creepy old pervs come from and realize that you are but a few years from the title yourself.
Sincerely
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Nah, I'm there already, I'm well into creepy middle-aged perv status and edging up to where you are at "horny old goat". I'm just trying to help a brother out: when MS hears people at the party talking about what idiot invited their creepy uncle...he's the uncle.
Actually, I'm kinda the reverse-perv, since I've been hunting cougar since I was a teenager, this is the first time in my life I've been aiming for my own age group. Teenage and college girls bore the shit outta me, my brain can't handle that much stupid.
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(06-16-2012, 12:02 PM)Cracker Wrote: (06-16-2012, 11:59 AM)sally Wrote: Well that doesn't stop anyone from flirting with Ramsey, the only thing you can tell from her miniature picture is that you could stick a pick comb on top of her head and it would stay in place.
I remember seeing a picture of her arms one time, and part of her face. Do you, sally? She looks like a gay man.
I think that was the one of her at the highschool prom in a purple dress. I'm not sure what the hell she was thinking when she posted that.
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I'm referring to 'creepy old perv' in this forum.
The majority of the women in here are 30's, 40's and 50's.
I'm not out trying to impress 20somethings. Just the ladies here.
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(06-16-2012, 12:27 PM)Midwest Spy Wrote: I'm not out trying to impress 20somethings. Just the ladies here.
Sweet talker.
Dude, you have to work on your game...
(03-15-2013, 07:12 PM)aussiefriend Wrote: You see Duchess, I have set up a thread to discuss something and this troll is behaving just like Riotgear did.
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(06-16-2012, 12:31 PM)Cracker Wrote: (06-16-2012, 12:27 PM)Midwest Spy Wrote: I'm not out trying to impress 20somethings. Just the ladies here.
Sweet talker.
Dude, you have to work on your game...
You mean women don't like limp wristed men who feel the need to explain every fucking thing they say?
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(06-16-2012, 12:34 PM)IMaDick Wrote: You mean women don't like limp wristed men who feel the need to explain every fucking thing they say?
Let's call him "manseycat" from now on...
(03-15-2013, 07:12 PM)aussiefriend Wrote: You see Duchess, I have set up a thread to discuss something and this troll is behaving just like Riotgear did.
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(06-15-2012, 11:39 PM)Cracker Wrote: I was reading some old stuff and I read a post by ramsey thanking Dick for the picture he sent her. It wasn't a joke post like yours, user. It made me laugh. Dick pretends he doesn't like any of us, but I think he has deeper feelings...
You think they ever sexted?
I don't do that on my phone because I don't know how to erase them after...
Ah yea, I don't think so. Show the thread where I thanked Dick for a picture and was serious about it. Do you really have to resort to lying about me? Have you gone that far over the edge in jealousy?
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(06-16-2012, 12:02 PM)Cracker Wrote: (06-16-2012, 11:59 AM)sally Wrote: Well that doesn't stop anyone from flirting with Ramsey, the only thing you can tell from her miniature picture is that you could stick a pick comb on top of her head and it would stay in place.
I remember seeing a picture of her arms one time, and part of her face. Do you, sally? She looks like a gay man.
Is that the pic of me on Facebook where I am wearing a black hoodie? I bet you could see a lot with me in a bulky hoodie. ah yea, you don't stalk people on the internet. Lying sketchy bitch.
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(06-16-2012, 12:25 PM)sally Wrote: (06-16-2012, 12:02 PM)Cracker Wrote: (06-16-2012, 11:59 AM)sally Wrote: Well that doesn't stop anyone from flirting with Ramsey, the only thing you can tell from her miniature picture is that you could stick a pick comb on top of her head and it would stay in place.
I remember seeing a picture of her arms one time, and part of her face. Do you, sally? She looks like a gay man.
I think that was the one of her at the highschool prom in a purple dress. I'm not sure what the hell she was thinking when she posted that.
Not sure where you saw that because that for sure was never on Mock. And I am pretty sure I wore a white dress to both the proms I attended. But it was a long time ago so who knows?
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(06-16-2012, 11:34 AM)Cracker Wrote: (06-16-2012, 09:55 AM)sally Wrote: You know I say this gross stuff to keep the old perverts from flirting with me, being mean to them also works with the exception of MS. Ramsey might enjoy flirting with them, but I think it's creepy.
I know, honey. And you own them. They didn't even notice.
I think Duchess and LC should think about adding a hookup forum. People who are here for sex rather than a few laughs won't have to waste their time reading the rest of this stuff.
I don't understand the online flirting thing. Either I want your head between my legs or I don't. If I do, you already know. I don't need the extra sexual attention from other women's husbands. It isn't flattering.
Shit ...I hate to admit it but Cracker's right. They say the boundry for cheating is saying/doing anything that you wouldn't want your spouse to hear/see. My husband knows I've always been a little bit of a flirt but just joking around with him standing right there. It's just my personality. But I know there is a point of where I cannot take it past or would piss him off.
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I have no doubt that Ramsey is a cutie. Ive never seen a picture but even if she physically looked like a hunchback front linebacker she'd still be cute to me...she has a fun spirit. Sally and cracker would miss her if she ever left. Admit it chickees. If I can say sincerely id miss cracker if she ever left you guys would miss Ramsey too
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(06-16-2012, 12:35 PM)Cracker Wrote: (06-16-2012, 12:34 PM)IMaDick Wrote: You mean women don't like limp wristed men who feel the need to explain every fucking thing they say?
Let's call him "manseycat" from now on...
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(06-16-2012, 11:34 AM)Cracker Wrote: I think Duchess and LC should think about adding a hookup forum. People who are here for sex rather than a few laughs won't have to waste their time reading the rest of this stuff.
Good idea, they can call it The Love Shack.
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Melatonin has failed me...I keep waking up every hoddamned hour or do. Posting at mock at 4.30 in the mornin' due to insomnia....gah!
Genuine first world problem right there!
And my iPhone just icorrected mornin' to Mormon...another one!
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Tylenol PM. Or chat with ramsey an hour every night...
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(06-16-2012, 03:03 PM)Cracker Wrote: Or chat with ramsey an hour every night...
I only want to sleep, not suicide
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(06-16-2012, 02:28 PM)sally Wrote: (06-16-2012, 11:34 AM)Cracker Wrote: I think Duchess and LC should think about adding a hookup forum. People who are here for sex rather than a few laughs won't have to waste their time reading the rest of this stuff.
Good idea, they can call it The Love Shack.
I would go for that if it was opt in so that you fucking assholes that don't want to deal with it in the open forums couldn't read there.
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