Dear @username: Warning Request

[HairOfTheDog]

I will speak for her!

HotD has been fumigated by bleach and is high. She doesn't know what she is saying.

All you other fuckers: Quit being tattletales.

That's not speaking FOR aussie, it's speaking AGAINST the petitioner and the potential jury pool. Which of the very serious allegations cited in my petition/request do you feel is untrue or defensible?

I'm sure @username will be very fair-minded and judicious in considering your input.

[Donovan]

Anybody who whines to the hall monitor about people smoking in the bathroom deserves a swirlie and nomination for pussy of the week. Hot Dog, better scribble out my name.

[HairOfTheDog]

I would like to be a character witness for aussie, but I'm still pressing forward with the warning request, for her own good and that of the board. Best to nip it in the bud.

CHARACTER WITNESS STATEMENT ON BEHALF OF AUSSIEFRIEND

BY: HairOfTheDog 7/16/12
I've known aussiefriend for almost a year now. She has a good sense of humor and a kind heart. She's also a tough cookie with a fighting spirit. As MS pointed out, she also has a very lovely face.

As I said, it pains me to file this motion, but I felt the number of infractions was mounting and it is my duty as a MOCK citizen to report to the approrpriate authorities. See you in MOCK court.

Thank you.

You are such a rat, HotD.

Of course you know that I'm playing because I adore aussiefriend. If you don't realize that, a warning may be in order for you!

She'll get a fair trial, I'm sure of it.

[HairOfTheDog]

Anybody who whines to the hall monitor about people smoking in the bathroom deserves a swirlie and nomination for pussy of the week. Hot Dog, better scribble out my name.

I agree; I will nominate myself.

[Ma Huang Sor]

Favors Greek Yogurt over ice cream.

fucking

[krystalshores]

I will speak for her!

HotD has been fumigated by bleach and is high. She doesn't know what she is saying.

All you other fuckers: Quit being tattletales.

That's not speaking FOR aussie, its speaking AGAINST the petitioner and the potential jury pool. Which of the very serious allegations cited in my petition/request do you feel is untrue or defensible?

All of your described allegations may be true(some a little exaggerated). But you just described all of Mock posters young lady. Do you think we should all be warned? :p

I'm sure @username will be very fair-minded and judicious in considering your input.

That's a toss up!

[Ma Huang Sor]

I just frapped* to this thread.


































































































































































































































































*copyright 2012 Duchess of Mock

[Ma Huang Sor]

I've loved Oz since I read first read a post of hers. I think down OZzians on the stupid US webs are simply exquisite.

But then, that's just my opinion.

[Maggot]

⁷⁄₁₁ is late, every month.

[krystalshores]

But then, that's just my opinion.

And since it's yours, it doesn't count.







Oh wait, you're on my side. NM

[HairOfTheDog]

All of your described allegations may be true(some a little exaggerated). But you just described all of Mock posters young lady. Do you think we should all be warned? :p

You are correct and if I had the ability to warn each and every one of you rebels, I would do so. I do not have that ability, so you gotta start somewhere - the worst offenders.

P.s. I would not be one bit surprised if aussiefriend files a retaliatory REQUEST FOR WARNING against me.

[username]

I'm sure @username will be very fair-minded and judicious in considering your input.

That's a toss up!

Wait, wut? Just because I wished the birds had shit on your head doesn't mean I can't be impartial.

[krystalshores]

Ok then, let's see.

I think you should give HotRat a warning for whining about such frivolous things as she has. Wasting your precious time as Mock Neighborhood Watch Leader.

If you don't make an example, everyone will flood you with their petty complaints. You'll never get any sleep, you won't have time to go to the gym. You'll
Probably end up warning some poor Joe that's just walking around drinking tea and eating skittles. ALL BECAUSE HotD CRIED WOLF!

[HairOfTheDog]

Ok then, let's see.

I think you should give HotRat a warning for whining about such frivolous things as she has. Wasting your precious time as Mock Neighborhood Watch Leader.

If you don't make an example, everyone will flood you with their petty complaints. You'll never get any sleep, you won't have time to go to the gym. You'll
Probably end up warning some poor Joe that's just walking around drinking tea and eating skittles. ALL BECAUSE HotD CRIED WOLF!

I PLEAD GUILTY AS CHARGED!

[aussiefriend]

Is just an asshole in general.

Sally:

-Stands for nothing

[Ma Huang Sor]

I would like to be a character witness for aussie, but I'm still pressing forward with the warning request, for her own good and that of the board. Best to nip it in the bud.

CHARACTER WITNESS STATEMENT ON BEHALF OF AUSSIEFRIEND

BY: HairOfTheDog 7/16/12
I've known aussiefriend for almost a year now. She has a good sense of humor and a kind heart. She's also a tough cookie with a fighting spirit. As MS pointed out, she also has a very lovely face.

As I said, it pains me to file this motion, but I felt the number of infractions was mounting and it is my duty as a MOCK citizen to report to the approrpriate authorities. See you in MOCK court.

Thank you.

You are such a rat, HotD.

Of course you know that I'm playing because I adore aussiefriend. If you don't realize that, a warning may be in order for you!

She'll get a fair trial, I'm sure of it.

::resosance::

[Maggot]

Is just an asshole in general.

Sally:

-Stands for nothing

Start your own thread chicky.

[sally]

Is just an asshole in general.

Sally:

-Stands for nothing

I think Ma said something similar to me in another thread, I can't remember. All that "people like me dammit and I have friends here except for Sally because she's a fucking cunt" got me mixed up.

[Cracker]

Does it still sting? Even just a little?

[sally]

Does it still sting? Even just a little?

Yeah kinda. I just slammed my head against the wall and feel like I drank an entire bottle of ghost pepper hotsauce.