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#21
09-21-2012, 03:00 PM
(09-21-2012, 02:48 PM)username Wrote: I want everyone to try it RIGHT NOW!

*picturing Duchess trying to stick a toe up her nose*


I feel apathetic about that, much in the same way I feel about cooking, you can be better at that than me, I don't care.
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#22
09-21-2012, 03:02 PM
(09-21-2012, 03:00 PM)Duchess Wrote:
(09-21-2012, 02:48 PM)username Wrote: I want everyone to try it RIGHT NOW!

*picturing Duchess trying to stick a toe up her nose*


I feel apathetic about that, much in the same way I feel about cooking, you can be better at that than me, I don't care.

I'm with you Duchess. I really have no desire to pick my nose with my toe. But I think we need a pic of User doing it so we can see that she isn't making that up.
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#23
09-21-2012, 03:07 PM
(09-21-2012, 12:56 PM)HairOfTheDog Wrote: I agree that it's an important (and fun) talent to possess, Jim.

Indeed... but is it a talent you possess? Because I'll need to get my mountain climbing shoes on...


(09-21-2012, 12:56 PM)HairOfTheDog Wrote: Imagine the stampede of out-of-breath men racing uphill only to find that Duchess has scurried down the other side of the mountain, laughing all the way. Awink

It would actually work out okay for Duchess I think... lots of them are fat and overweight and would never make it to the top. Those that do will be exhausted and likely not pursue down the other side of the mountain after her.

All tolled, she'd likely only have to deal with one or two persistent buggers. Of course they'd be disgusting and sweaty balled by then...
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#24
09-21-2012, 03:08 PM
(09-21-2012, 02:48 PM)username Wrote: I've got nothing. I can put my foot on top of my head or pick my nose with my toes if I wanted to but that's probably pretty common.

I'd actually like to see a picture of the foot on the head... are you a ballerina?
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#25
09-21-2012, 03:19 PM
(09-21-2012, 03:08 PM)Jimbone Wrote:
(09-21-2012, 02:48 PM)username Wrote: I've got nothing. I can put my foot on top of my head or pick my nose with my toes if I wanted to but that's probably pretty common.

I'd actually like to see a picture of the foot on the head... are you a ballerina?

Nah but my husband calls me his bendable buddy. Smiley_emoticons_slash
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09-21-2012, 04:02 PM
(09-21-2012, 03:19 PM)username Wrote: Nah but my husband calls me his bendable buddy. Smiley_emoticons_slash

There are worse things to be called I guess.

Such as Stretch Skankwhore. Or Pretzel Bitch.
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#27
09-21-2012, 04:06 PM
(09-21-2012, 04:02 PM)Jimbone Wrote:
(09-21-2012, 03:19 PM)username Wrote: Nah but my husband calls me his bendable buddy. Smiley_emoticons_slash

There are worse things to be called I guess.

Such as Stretch Skankwhore. Or Pretzel Bitch.

hah

True. One might get offended if it were presented that way.
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09-21-2012, 04:10 PM
(09-21-2012, 03:07 PM)Jimbone Wrote: Indeed... but is it a talent you possess? Because I'll need to get my mountain climbing shoes on..

It would actually work out okay for Duchess I think... lots of them are fat and overweight and would never make it to the top. Those that do will be exhausted and likely not pursue down the other side of the mountain after her.

All tolled, she'd likely only have to deal with one or two persistent buggers. Of course they'd be disgusting and sweaty balled by then...

Typically, people aren't great at things that they don't enjoy doing, imo. I enjoy it.

I pictured Duchess long gone by the time anyone reached the top. She's quick and crafty (if not double jointed), imo...
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09-21-2012, 04:18 PM
(09-21-2012, 04:10 PM)HairOfTheDog Wrote: Typically, people aren't great at things that they don't enjoy doing, imo. I enjoy it.

So you think you're great? I guess I better break out my hiking boots. You're going to make me chase, aren't you?

(09-21-2012, 04:10 PM)HairOfTheDog Wrote: I pictured Duchess long gone by the time anyone reached the top. She's quick and crafty (if not double jointed), imo...

She'd likely have ridden a horse as well, making her extra quick and crafty.

Is she double jointed as well? A mans imagination can only take so much.
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09-21-2012, 04:25 PM
Jimbone, I think if you really enjoy doing something and others get a lot of pleasure from you doing it, then it's great. Not just for me, in general. Leaving it there...

I don't believe that Duchess is double-jointed; don't know. I was just playing off her comment about having no interest in picking her nose with her toes.

So, what is it that you're very skilled at doing?
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09-21-2012, 04:47 PM
I think I'm skilled at conversation and speaking... have a quick wit and can keep up with anyone pretty much.

A cunning linguist, perhaps?
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09-21-2012, 04:51 PM
(09-21-2012, 04:47 PM)Jimbone Wrote: I think I'm skilled at conversation and speaking... have a quick wit and can keep up with anyone pretty much.

A cunning linguist, perhaps?

I see what you did there... hah
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09-21-2012, 04:57 PM
You're not the only clever one Smiley_emoticons_wink
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