THE MOCK CONFESSIONAL

[HairOfTheDog]

your about as original as michael jackson was an albino.

Yes, that's what I confessed.

Can always count on you to see what's right in front of your face; eagle eye...

[aussiefriend]

Can i try exorcise her head with a ball bat?

Bring it on bitch!

Addit: Fuckin' turdburger

[Eat Shit And Die]

your about as original as michael jackson was an albino.

Yes, that's what I confessed.

Can always count on you to see what's right in front of your face; eagle eye...

Clearly as it shows me reiterating your statement obviously I'm oblivious.

Can i try exorcise her head with a ball bat?

Bring it on bitch!

Addit: Fuckin' turdburger

In a perfect world I would be drinking lime soda over your rotting corpse smoking a five skin.

[sally]

Can i try exorcise her head with a ball bat?

Bring it on bitch!

Addit: Fuckin' turdburger

Would it kill you fucking assholes just to type properly?

I know one asshole is a fucknut from down under and the other is an elementry school drop out, but still. You make me fucking sick.

[HairOfTheDog]

Clearly as it shows me reiterating your statement obviously I'm oblivious.

Indubitably.

(Confession: had to consult the UD for definition of "five skin" )

[Sphincter Cop]

(Confession: had to consult the UD for definition of "five skin" )

At least you didn't have to look up skin flute....

[HairOfTheDog]

(Confession: had to consult the UD for definition of "five skin" )

At least you didn't have to look up skin flute....

That true; I'm informed there.

The second time that I saw it referenced in a post, I pm'd sally and she brought me fully up to speed on the skin flute.

The first time I saw it referenced in a post, I didn't really understand. It was in a music thread and sally mentioned the skin flute as the only instrument she plays with precision. We lost MS from the thread for a good 15 minutes at that point.

[aussiefriend]

In a perfect world I would be drinking lime soda over your rotting corpse smoking a five skin.

In a perfect world, you would be drug free, truly sober and not exhibiting such antisocial psychotic behaviours #RIPDanaPlato

[Jimbone]

Dana Plato, really? You couldn't come up with anyone better?

[aussiefriend]

It's a long story Jimbob. I have been warning him for a long time that if he doesn't change his ways he is going to end up like her on some cheap tacky sitcom telling lame jokes.

[HairOfTheDog]

aussie's creative mind works in effect/cause reverse moonwalk double-back mode.

It's the drugs and booze that lead fucked up adults to become child stars.

It's brilliant, really, when you're equally as warped as she is (hand raised) or temporarily in the right frame of mind.

[Eat Shit And Die]

Can i try exorcise her head with a ball bat?

Bring it on bitch!

Addit: Fuckin' turdburger

Would it kill you fucking assholes just to type properly?

I know one asshole is a fucknut from down under and the other is an elementry school drop out, but still. You make me fucking sick.

I choose2tipe layz nd teh mor its diliked teh mor eye will do it.

Clearly as it shows me reiterating your statement obviously I'm oblivious.

Indubitably.

(Confession: had to consult the UD for definition of "five skin" )

Go eat some cocks.

In a perfect world I would be drinking lime soda over your rotting corpse smoking a five skin.

In a perfect world, you would be drug free, truly sober and not exhibiting such antisocial psychotic behaviours #RIPDanaPlato

My drugs are pain killers i have been sober 19 days have you?

[HairOfTheDog]

Eat a dick ESAD, you little transvestite!

(confession: ripped off from a Sonny223 reply to a Donovan post)

[aussiefriend]

My drugs are pain killers i have been sober 19 days have you?

Whatchoo talkin' bout Willis?

Nobody goes to a whore house for a kiss!

HoTD, just found another line you can plagiarize.

[Eat Shit And Die]

My drugs are pain killers i have been sober 19 days have you?

Whatchoo talkin' bout Willis?

I'm talking about the only drugs I am on are painkillers from my doctor and i have not even drunk a drop of booze in 19 days have you?

[HairOfTheDog]

Nobody goes to a whore house for a kiss!

HoTD, just found another line you can plagiarize.

It's a good line. Lots of good stuff to snatch around here.

I'm committed to breaking the "thou shalt not steal" commandment as much as I can here today and will ask for forgiveness later. It's good to have goals...

[aussiefriend]

I'm talking about the only drugs I am on are painkillers from my doctor and i have not even drunk a drop of booze in 19 days have you?

Oh I hear ya. No I am just like this without alcohol.

[Eat Shit And Die]

Eat a dick ESAD, you little transvestite!

(confession: ripped off from a Sonny223 reply to a Donovan post)

Wow scathing for Donovan I'm sure, devastating to me also.

[Duchess]

No I am just like this without alcohol.

[HairOfTheDog]

Eat a dick ESAD, you little transvestite!

(confession: ripped off from a Sonny223 reply to a Donovan post)

Wow scathing for Donovan I'm sure, devastating to me also.

Yes, I thought the line was scathing, rather than childishly funny. Big fail; shamed.

You don't miss much, Bond.