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The 2013 Trivial, Boring Drivel Thread....
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01-08-2013, 07:54 PM


It does sound terrible but then I recalled she has a housekeeper so that took some of the awfulness away.
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01-08-2013, 08:07 PM
(01-08-2013, 07:54 PM)Duchess Wrote:

It does sound terrible but then I recalled she has a housekeeper so that took some of the awfulness away.

What I need to do is bump up the dog walker from one day a week to daily.




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01-08-2013, 08:15 PM
(01-08-2013, 07:54 PM)Duchess Wrote:

It does sound terrible but then I recalled she has a housekeeper so that took some of the awfulness away.

I wonder if User is 'Karen' and her Mexican housekeeper is 'Rosie' from Will & Grace?

It goes something like this:

User: 'Hey Honey, I'm gonna need you to get in the living room and clean up Fido's shit. Okay?'

Mexican Housekeeper: 'Kiss my ass, you drunken tomato!'
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01-08-2013, 08:42 PM
Hunting for a new dishwasher Do-Da.........Do-Da caint seem to find one just quite right ..........Oh do da day. hah Its the end of the world as we know it. DancingpartyDancingparty:danciDancingpartyDancingpartyDancingparty:dancingpartDancingpartyDancingpartyDancingpartyDancingpartyy:ngparty:Dancingparty
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01-08-2013, 09:08 PM
Duchess, Dr. Oz says we should talk more about poop!
User, you never, never put paper towels down a toilet. I think someone needs to invest in a book of do's and don'ts regarding
minor, simple, easy, routine household tasks and.........you need to know where the plunger is at all times.
Poor dog, must have eaten too many left-over Christmas treats. Is he O.K.?
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01-08-2013, 09:14 PM
(01-08-2013, 09:08 PM)blueberryhill Wrote: Duchess, Dr. Oz says we should talk more about poop!


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01-08-2013, 10:04 PM
(01-08-2013, 09:08 PM)blueberryhill Wrote: Duchess, Dr. Oz says we should talk more about poop!
User, you never, never put paper towels down a toilet. I think someone needs to invest in a book of do's and don'ts regarding
minor, simple, easy, routine household tasks and.........you need to know where the plunger is at all times.
Poor dog, must have eaten too many left-over Christmas treats. Is he O.K.?

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I should know this but I always test these things. I once took a hot, glass casserole dish out of the oven and immediately immersed it in cold water. I'm here to tell you that it will explode and you'll spend a lot of time fishing glass bits out of the garbage disposal.
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01-08-2013, 10:12 PM
(01-08-2013, 07:52 PM)Duchess Wrote:

We talk a lotta shit in here. Anyone else notice that?

hah

Hahahahahahaaa that was a good one. I needed that.

That stinks User.

I love Mash too Duchess.
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01-08-2013, 10:20 PM
(01-08-2013, 09:08 PM)blueberryhill Wrote: Duchess, Dr. Oz says we should talk more about poop!
User, you never, never put paper towels down a toilet. I think someone needs to invest in a book of do's and don'ts regarding
minor, simple, easy, routine household tasks and.........you need to know where the plunger is at all times.
Poor dog, must have eaten too many left-over Christmas treats. Is he O.K.?

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01-08-2013, 10:30 PM
(01-08-2013, 08:42 PM)Maggot Wrote: Hunting for a new dishwasher Do-Da.........Do-Da caint seem to find one just quite right ..........Oh do da day. hah Its the end of the world as we know it.

But do you feel fine?

We needed a new one last year and I bought a Bosch. Damn thing is quiet as a mouse, which is what I needed because our last one sounded like a jet engine.

It was $1000, but I'd pay it again. Great dishwasher.
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01-09-2013, 12:02 AM
I think the dishwasher is the best invention ever. I have a benchtop dishwasher. I could not live without it. I am domestically challenged.
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01-09-2013, 01:51 PM
I just got a call from my daughter's school. She brought a plastic, green gun to school on Monday, pulled it out of her backpack and pointed it at someone. She thought it was really funny.


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01-09-2013, 01:53 PM
Geesh. A plastic gun? WTF?
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01-09-2013, 02:01 PM
(01-09-2013, 01:53 PM)ramseycat Wrote: Geesh. A plastic gun? WTF?

It was a really stupid thing for her to do given the current environment but I'm not pissed really. I just think it was a total knucklehead move.

The Vice Principal said typically they'd suspend her for 1-3 days but because she was obviously joking, and because it was obviously a fake gun, she's getting two hours of detention after school on Friday. Smiley_emoticons_slash
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01-09-2013, 02:20 PM
I'm glad she didn't get suspended. Kids these days don't think!
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01-09-2013, 02:22 PM
(01-09-2013, 02:20 PM)ramseycat Wrote: I'm glad she didn't get suspended. Kids these days don't think!

Me too. It probably didn't hurt that I'm on the board at her school. I do that shit for a reason.
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01-09-2013, 02:25 PM
(01-09-2013, 02:22 PM)username Wrote:
(01-09-2013, 02:20 PM)ramseycat Wrote: I'm glad she didn't get suspended. Kids these days don't think!

Me too. It probably didn't hurt that I'm on the board at her school. I do that shit for a reason.

Mama has creds with the school. Perfect! hah
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01-09-2013, 02:34 PM
I called the vet since my dog has been crapping around the house and she seems a little sick. I just scraped up some of her poo and have to take it over for testing.

Can I just say my life sucks right now?

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01-09-2013, 02:43 PM
Stool Sample!!!

Good times. heheee
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01-09-2013, 02:46 PM
Another thread turned to shit.
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