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Send him a picture of your little weiner and see if he responds.

If he doesn't I will consider him as a possibility.

(06-21-2011, 01:47 PM)IMaDick Wrote: [ -> ]Being old and fat is not a crime. being old,fat and stupid should be a crime, being old,fat,stupid and a shut in is just sad.

Pray that at some point you actually figure out that you're being used.

You mean like the way 'Bush USED Jon Stewart' to get laughs?

I kinda figured you would fail to figure it out.

carry on zeroballs the world is your oyster.

Today I was talking with my mum, she is in her home. We were talking about my sister and this difficult situation my sister is in (remember my mum is a little irish lady),

my mother then says "it's a terrible world out there these days with politicians taking off their clothes and all that shite"

I completely lost it, this has been the affect and influence that mother's time with me has had on her! She was obviously referring to Weiner dude. And she had seen that on the news when she was here with me. I am still laughing writing this. Because I was laughing so much on the phone she was laughing too.

Is it me? Is that funny? I just pictured that picture of him standing in front of the mirror (still laughing here) with the towel over his privates, I absolutely roared. I mean it's funny shit right? Fuck that's funny, and he wanted to keep his job! No, not after shit.

Hey kid............pssssssst...........................psssssssst.




































Just because people are old does not mean they are stupid. Have you ever talked to her like you would talk to a co-worker? Or your best friend? Your Mom has spunk and you could learn from her.


Yeah it was funny, but was it because it was unexpected or because it was funny? These things are great,great questions that need to be answered with the utmost care and respect.
I am still belly laughing.........ha,ha. but that may be the oatmeal cookie and apple juice I just had, having a tickle fest in my upper digestive tract.

mum and i talk like best friends all the time. regarding weiners weiner, when i had the international news on catching up what you lot were up to, i didn't think my mum was paying any attention. then she comes out with that.

by the way I am suspecting some overactive acid production in the stomach region, after your oatmeal cookie with apple juice, which is essentially causing you to have gas. and alot of it i suspect.

Is my humour different to y'all? Or was it one of those 'you had to be there' moments? Because everyone is really quiet.

Oh..........or maybe you all support this guy? Is it?

remember, I am paranoid on a good day! I had a good day, its 8.21pm here!

(06-27-2011, 06:21 AM)aussiefriend Wrote: [ -> ]its 8.21pm here!

It's happy hour! Pop a top, babe.

you know what? I am on hols from study now till late July. It's great, I am still starting to unwind, I was really wound up towards the end with all the work that had to be handed in etc. I had online exam closed Sat. I think i went well, but you never can tell. Just glad its over.

A male escort has claimed a former Congressional candidate paid him $500 for sex and promised to buy him a new car and other gifts.

The unnamed 'rent boy' alleged he met married father-of-two Chris Myers, the suburban mayor of Medford, New Jersey, at a hotel in California.

He said Myers showed him his township identification card and gold ID shield as proof of identity.

But Myers insists he has been set up. He said in his defence: 'I've been down that road before, where a photo has been photoshopped to look like something it wasn't.'

Day one. It started on day one, the weiner jokes. Poor baby.

Would you change your name if you were a Weiner? I know there is a lot of family history and Jewish tradition behind the name. I would change it to Wein. Or maybe Peen.

I'm sure judges should have more important things to fill their time with than texting their torso to another mans wife.

Tosser.