(02-22-2011, 11:50 PM)IMaDick Wrote:

(02-22-2011, 11:42 PM)Keith Stone Wrote:

(07-20-2010, 11:37 AM)Lady Cop Wrote: you're welcome to join! we won't torture and abuse you when you introduce yourself. we're a kinder, gentler MOCK. ::


well...some people might be tortured and abused.

sign up today! win wads of cash! get a free jaguar! and home delivery of live lobsters! all for joining in the next 5 minutes!

I need to report that you are not being completely truthful.

Dick has been following me since post #1.

I smell fear and paranoia here. Why is everyone so jumpy?

Oh great, now I'm going to get in trouble, did you have to tell on me?

LC has been looking for an opportunity to taser me again, do you know how much that hurts?

crap.

I see reading comprehension is not your strong point.

(02-23-2011, 12:04 AM)Keith Stone Wrote:

(02-22-2011, 11:50 PM)IMaDick Wrote:

(02-22-2011, 11:42 PM)Keith Stone Wrote:

(07-20-2010, 11:37 AM)Lady Cop Wrote: you're welcome to join! we won't torture and abuse you when you introduce yourself. we're a kinder, gentler MOCK. ::


well...some people might be tortured and abused.

sign up today! win wads of cash! get a free jaguar! and home delivery of live lobsters! all for joining in the next 5 minutes!

I need to report that you are not being completely truthful.

Dick has been following me since post #1.

I smell fear and paranoia here. Why is everyone so jumpy?

Oh great, now I'm going to get in trouble, did you have to tell on me?

LC has been looking for an opportunity to taser me again, do you know how much that hurts?

crap.

I see reading comprehension is not your strong point.

You're right,I didn't actually read what you wrote, because well I don't actually care what you had to say.

that won't change, so stop whining.

(02-23-2011, 12:20 AM)IMaDick Wrote:

(02-23-2011, 12:04 AM)Keith Stone Wrote:

(02-22-2011, 11:50 PM)IMaDick Wrote:

(02-22-2011, 11:42 PM)Keith Stone Wrote:

(07-20-2010, 11:37 AM)Lady Cop Wrote: you're welcome to join! we won't torture and abuse you when you introduce yourself. we're a kinder, gentler MOCK. ::


well...some people might be tortured and abused.

sign up today! win wads of cash! get a free jaguar! and home delivery of live lobsters! all for joining in the next 5 minutes!

I need to report that you are not being completely truthful.

Dick has been following me since post #1.

I smell fear and paranoia here. Why is everyone so jumpy?

Oh great, now I'm going to get in trouble, did you have to tell on me?

LC has been looking for an opportunity to taser me again, do you know how much that hurts?

crap.

I see reading comprehension is not your strong point.

You're right,I didn't actually read what you wrote, because well I don't actually care what you had to say.

that won't change, so stop whining.

But your actions contradict your words, Dick.

You have been following me like a good lap dog since post one. I could actually see the excitement of finding a new play pal right thru my computer. Just to show my good intentions I'll play frisbee for a little bit, but you gotta make sure you are able to keep up, because your second grade answers are putting me to sleep.

If you're going to reply to my posts, please take your time reading them. I've been trying to keep it on the lower iq level so you can attempt to stay on topic, but it seems clear I got to dumb it up a little bit more.

Ok, I'll go to the point: You are making Cracker look incredibly smart by comparison, son.

(02-23-2011, 10:08 AM)Keith Stone Wrote: If you're going to reply to my posts, please take your time reading them. I've been trying to keep it on the lower iq level so you can attempt to stay on topic, but it seems clear I got to dumb it up a little bit more.

You feign concerted effort.

It’s your natural state.

And it’s “down” not “up”.

OK all you newbies. you can stop now. my typing hand is numb.

(02-16-2011, 01:29 AM)Cracker Wrote:

(02-15-2011, 04:51 PM)Duchess Wrote:

It's Girl Scout cookie time & whenever I see them I mentally scream, DANGER! DANGER!

I ordered 5 boxes of thin mints. I will put them in the freezer when they get here and hoard them. One night, when nobody is home and I don't feel like cooking, I will eat a box for dinner in my underwear.

I know that makes you men want me even more, but forget about it. I have no thin mints for you.

I NEVER share my thin mints!!!! I Love to "hide" them in the freezer too

(03-01-2011, 09:49 AM)Barbara Wrote:

(02-16-2011, 01:29 AM)Cracker Wrote:

(02-15-2011, 04:51 PM)Duchess Wrote:

It's Girl Scout cookie time & whenever I see them I mentally scream, DANGER! DANGER!

I ordered 5 boxes of thin mints. I will put them in the freezer when they get here and hoard them. One night, when nobody is home and I don't feel like cooking, I will eat a box for dinner in my underwear.

I know that makes you men want me even more, but forget about it. I have no thin mints for you.

I NEVER share my thin mints!!!! I Love to "hide" them in the freezer too

Right next to the dildo?

In the freezer? You're really kinky, aintcha.

(03-01-2011, 04:40 PM)ZEROSPHERES Wrote:

(03-01-2011, 09:49 AM)Barbara Wrote:

(02-16-2011, 01:29 AM)Cracker Wrote:

(02-15-2011, 04:51 PM)Duchess Wrote:

It's Girl Scout cookie time & whenever I see them I mentally scream, DANGER! DANGER!

I ordered 5 boxes of thin mints. I will put them in the freezer when they get here and hoard them. One night, when nobody is home and I don't feel like cooking, I will eat a box for dinner in my underwear.

I know that makes you men want me even more, but forget about it. I have no thin mints for you.

I NEVER share my thin mints!!!! I Love to "hide" them in the freezer too

Right next to the dildo?

No!!!!!! They are in the attic with the blow up doll and handcuffs

Hiya, Lurkers! Did you know that half of Mock is invisible to you because you're a lurker & not a member? Heh.

OK now i'm annoyed.

i let a bunch of newbies in, make them members, and then they never come back and post.

i am going to stop being so agreeable and nice.

you're going to have to convince me that you actually want to be a live member as opposed to a deadbeat slug.

Are you the assholes that voted for Obama? Because somebody did and it sure as hell wasn't me.

Just pop in and let me know. I want to come by YOUR house and raise YOUR ceiling.

Thanks.

Simon and Garfunkel, Mrs. Robinson, Anyway you look at it you loose

Maybe we need someone like Ron Paul.

Nosy bastards.

Half of Mock is invisible to you.

Flipping them the bird isn't exactly welcoming, is it.

Latvia? Really? Bwahahaha!

(03-01-2011, 04:40 PM)ZEROSPHERES Wrote:

(03-01-2011, 09:49 AM)Barbara Wrote:

(02-16-2011, 01:29 AM)Cracker Wrote:

(02-15-2011, 04:51 PM)Duchess Wrote:

It's Girl Scout cookie time & whenever I see them I mentally scream, DANGER! DANGER!

I ordered 5 boxes of thin mints. I will put them in the freezer when they get here and hoard them. One night, when nobody is home and I don't feel like cooking, I will eat a box for dinner in my underwear.

I know that makes you men want me even more, but forget about it. I have no thin mints for you.

I NEVER share my thin mints!!!! I Love to "hide" them in the freezer too

Right next to the dildo?

Man, I don't even know how to trim this quote.

I want you to know I still have my son's box of thin mints in the cupboard waiting on him to get back.

THAT is love.

Duchess,

They make Pyrex glass ones especially for the freezer:


NO, I don't have one, but I do have a nasty friend. haha

I guess if you ever wanted to hump an octopuss (intentional), this is the ticket.

I wasn't the one who was talking about the dildo.

(03-01-2011, 05:05 PM)Duchess Wrote:

In the freezer? You're really kinky, aintcha.