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#101
11-14-2011, 01:40 PM
(11-14-2011, 01:38 PM)IMaDick Wrote: Slurp!

Was the dick on your forehead secreting again?
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#102
11-14-2011, 01:43 PM
(11-14-2011, 01:40 PM)ESAD Wrote:
(11-14-2011, 01:38 PM)IMaDick Wrote: Slurp!

Was the dick on your forehead secreting again?

Was the ass in your mouth tasty?

Please carry on, MF gets all rude and shit if he doesn't get his daily rim job.

there is no need for the rest of us to put up with his crankness just because you can't keep your mind on task.

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#103
11-14-2011, 01:45 PM
Yeah, your going to have to put up with MF, i rimmed him once never again.
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#104
11-14-2011, 02:00 PM
(11-14-2011, 01:38 PM)IMaDick Wrote:
(11-14-2011, 01:37 PM)ESAD Wrote:
(11-14-2011, 01:30 PM)Middle Finger Wrote:
(11-14-2011, 12:15 PM)Smegma Wrote: Does "VIP" stand for 'very impotent prick'? How sad that Duchess had to stroke your fragile ego with that label.

"VIP" stands for Very Italian Person, and a stroke of any kind from Duchess is never sad. It's a gift from Zeus, you jealous, cranky, crusty, old seahag internet bitch without a man.

POW!

Slurp!

No kidding, Frank's gonna have to fart for this guy to get any air.
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#105
11-14-2011, 02:04 PM
(11-14-2011, 02:00 PM)Smegma Wrote: No kidding, Frank's gonna have to fart for this guy to get any air.


By Dick's logic the simple fact that you agree with him means you're kissing his ass.

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11-14-2011, 02:05 PM
So i laugh at one joke the guy has made to the best of my knowledge and im licking his arse? i think its u with a sore ass there cunt Smiley_emoticons_biggrin
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#107
11-14-2011, 02:06 PM
(11-14-2011, 02:04 PM)Duchess Wrote:
(11-14-2011, 02:00 PM)Smegma Wrote: No kidding, Frank's gonna have to fart for this guy to get any air.


By Dick's logic the simple fact that you agree with him means you're kissing his ass.

Thats becoz dick IS A DUMBDUMB.
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#108
11-14-2011, 02:07 PM


Careful, that borders on kissing my ass.
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#109
11-14-2011, 02:08 PM
Yeah well cud you at least do a fart so i can breathe?
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11-14-2011, 02:16 PM
(11-14-2011, 02:04 PM)Duchess Wrote:
(11-14-2011, 02:00 PM)Smegma Wrote: No kidding, Frank's gonna have to fart for this guy to get any air.


By Dick's logic the simple fact that you agree with him means you're kissing his ass.

"Dick" and "logic" don't belong in the same sentence.
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11-14-2011, 02:17 PM
(11-14-2011, 02:05 PM)ESAD Wrote: So i laugh at one joke the guy has made to the best of my knowledge and im licking his arse? i think its u with a sore ass there cunt Smiley_emoticons_biggrin

Jesus, how old are you... 12? That was pathetic.

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#112
11-14-2011, 02:19 PM
(11-14-2011, 02:16 PM)Smegma Wrote: "Dick" and "logic" don't belong in the same sentence.


Oxymoron! Hahahaha!

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#113
11-14-2011, 02:21 PM
(11-14-2011, 02:16 PM)Smegma Wrote:
(11-14-2011, 02:04 PM)Duchess Wrote:
(11-14-2011, 02:00 PM)Smegma Wrote: No kidding, Frank's gonna have to fart for this guy to get any air.


By Dick's logic the simple fact that you agree with him means you're kissing his ass.

"Dick" and "logic" don't belong in the same sentence.

But I know you smile when you think about me.

I am a legend.

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#114
11-14-2011, 02:23 PM
(11-14-2011, 02:17 PM)Smegma Wrote:
(11-14-2011, 02:05 PM)ESAD Wrote: So i laugh at one joke the guy has made to the best of my knowledge and im licking his arse? i think its u with a sore ass there cunt Smiley_emoticons_biggrin

Jesus, how old are you... 12? That was pathetic.

What by giving you a simarlarily retarded retort i come across as 12, well i guess that puts us in a class together then does'nt it.
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#115
11-14-2011, 02:39 PM
I believe that anyone who presses their lips to someone's buttocks, and smooches, is an ASSKISSER.

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#116
11-14-2011, 02:49 PM


I'm appalled at the behavior of some of Mocks newest members.
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11-14-2011, 02:53 PM


I'm appalled that you're appalled.
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#118
11-14-2011, 05:44 PM
I'm appalled that you are appalled that Dick is appalled.
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#119
11-14-2011, 05:51 PM
I'm a cunt.
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11-14-2011, 05:53 PM
I'm aghast.
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