(12-19-2011, 06:19 AM)Duchess Wrote:

I should clarify and say I don't do that to just any wife, she has to fit the criteria. If she looks at my long, messy hair with a curled lip, she definitely gets the treatment. If I see her talking behind her hand & glancing in my direction, I'll make a fuckin' beeline for her husband just to see her eyes widen, heh heh...there's more but you get the idea. Stupid, insecure, suburban cows, I don't want anyone's man...but they don't know that.

Of course there is always that 1 in 2 chance that the husband would kick you to the curb, but we won't discuss that until I decide the time is right.

Dick, Dick, Dick, women know who are receptive to them & who are not.

I can see your uptight ass from thousands of miles away...I'll stay away from you. 'K.

(12-19-2011, 06:40 AM)Duchess Wrote:

Dick, Dick, Dick, women know who are receptive to them & who are not.

I can see your uptight ass from thousands of miles away...I'll stay away from you. 'K.

Women don't know shit, they assume.

Nature says that it is the man who know which women are receptive anyway, Your theory is twisted because you don't have a dick thus you don't have a brain, just a snatch.

2 heads are way better than one.

You're so full of shit.

(12-19-2011, 06:48 AM)Duchess Wrote:

You're so full of shit.

There you go assuming again.

Do you think it's an accident that the male is on top? learn your place woman.

(12-19-2011, 06:45 AM)IMaDick Wrote: Your theory is twisted because you don't have a dick thus you don't have a brain, just a snatch.

Yes but I have balls, massive balls and don't you forget it.

Don't say JUST a snatch...a kitty is one of the most powerful things on earth.

(12-19-2011, 06:51 AM)IMaDick Wrote: Do you think it's an accident that the male is on top?

That might be how it is in your house.

I control a 1500 lb. horse with just my thighs, I'd snap you like a twig.

(12-19-2011, 06:54 AM)Duchess Wrote:

(12-19-2011, 06:51 AM)IMaDick Wrote: Do you think it's an accident that the male is on top?

That might be how it is in your house.

I control a 1500 lb. horse with just my thighs, I'd snap you like a twig.

I find it interesting and more than just a slight form of deviated sexual transference that you compare horses to men.

in other words you have a deviate thought process and a definite lean toward beastiality.

You're the one with the deviate thought process, you freak. I have to wonder just what is on your mind for you to come up with THAT.

(12-19-2011, 07:15 AM)Duchess Wrote:

You're the one with the deviate thought process, you freak. I have to wonder just what is on your mind for you to come up with THAT.

You brought up the horses.

I really didn't expect you to own your own words though that's your usual MO.

Oh no. YOU'RE the one who compared men to horses.

What are you doing up so early, I'm usually in here all alone at this time of day.

It's now the week before Christmas! Be a good Dick & don't give me a headache this week.

Ummmm, I started redoing my roof, I got some of the tear off done and then it rained hard, I have about 15 leaks in the house right now, so I have been up dealing with that shit.

This is usually our dry time of the winter and the only time it's not so friggin hot that a person can do his roof without cooking..

(12-18-2011, 10:12 PM)aussiefriend Wrote:

(12-18-2011, 09:49 PM)Smegma Wrote: Jeez Sally, she bitched at you for writing "seperate" and you let her off for spelling rapport "repore"? You're a good person.

Sit down, you are making a fool out of yourself, winner.

I don't know you but I've read enough of your posts to see that you're a dumbass and a hothead. You tried making fun of Sally for a common typo yet you come back with this bullshit when you completely screw up 'rapport'. Seriously, 'repore'? And you're in a Master's program? hahaha

I normally wouldn't have bothered replying to this but the hypocrisy made me laugh.

(12-19-2011, 07:46 AM)Smegma Wrote:

(12-18-2011, 10:12 PM)aussiefriend Wrote:

(12-18-2011, 09:49 PM)Smegma Wrote: Jeez Sally, she bitched at you for writing "seperate" and you let her off for spelling rapport "repore"? You're a good person.

Sit down, you are making a fool out of yourself, winner.

I don't know you but I've read enough of your posts to see that you're a dumbass and a hothead. You tried making fun of Sally for a common typo yet you come back with this bullshit when you completely screw up 'rapport'. Seriously, 'repore'? And you're in a Master's program? hahaha

I normally wouldn't have bothered replying to this but the hypocrisy made me laugh.

It was like finding a soulmate wasn't it shitbird?

Stop humping my leg, you filthy old man.

(12-19-2011, 08:02 AM)Smegma Wrote: Stop humping my leg, you filthy old man.

Your leg may be the only humpable part on you of course I only have what I have seen in your numerous self mirror portraits to go by it could certianly turn out that your leg is also unhumpable.

I'm unhumpable as far as you're concerned... Frank might let you suck his dick though. Why don't you shoot him a PM?

*snicker*

(12-18-2011, 07:56 PM)Maggot Wrote:

(12-18-2011, 07:38 PM)aussiefriend Wrote: Why is everyone always hating on Ramsey lately?

Perfection draws in jealousy like dust balls to a swifter mop 7/11. Ramseykittens is much better than that and deflects them like rain-x on a windscreen, the wipers never have to be used and its all Mmm...Mmm good.

Aw my little Maggotyboo!! You say the sweetest things. I do love my Swiffers!

*face palm*