(12-30-2011, 05:29 PM)Cracker Wrote: Maybe, if he isn't too picky.

How much work did you get done today? Because it always cracks me up when you pretend you did a bunch of work even though you were on Mock the entire day...

Wow, was I really on Mock the entire day? Shit. I guess I should get off huh? Cracker is gonna spank my ass for being bold!

I encourage everyone to post from work, from bed, from a parking lot, at a stop light, from wherever you are. Post, post, post your lil' black hearts out.

I don't think it is bold, I think it is stealing.

And I don't think Sty is sexy. Is it just me?

(12-30-2011, 05:29 PM)Smegma Wrote:

(12-30-2011, 04:57 PM)ramseycat Wrote:

(12-30-2011, 04:56 PM)Smegma Wrote: But what about Cracker with a strap-on? She probably walks around her neighborhood after dark with it on. You know, just for fun.

I would love to see a pic of that. But only if her house isn't messy. And someone else should take the pic.

Oh Ramsey! Sarcasm becomes you.

Online alliance fail.

(12-30-2011, 05:34 PM)Cracker Wrote: And I don't think Sty is sexy. Is it just me?

He's not. I sincerely doubt strong women anywhere find him attractive. He's a chest beater, it makes me want to nail him right square in the balls.

(12-30-2011, 05:35 PM)Cracker Wrote:

(12-30-2011, 05:29 PM)Smegma Wrote:

(12-30-2011, 04:57 PM)ramseycat Wrote:

(12-30-2011, 04:56 PM)Smegma Wrote: But what about Cracker with a strap-on? She probably walks around her neighborhood after dark with it on. You know, just for fun.

I would love to see a pic of that. But only if her house isn't messy. And someone else should take the pic.

Oh Ramsey! Sarcasm becomes you.

Online alliance fail.

Not my intention. I say what I think, no ulterior motive involved.

Christ, you're pathetic. I kind of liked you when you first came to the forum railing against Julie but now I see what a pathetic ass you are.

(12-30-2011, 05:39 PM)Duchess Wrote:

(12-30-2011, 05:34 PM)Cracker Wrote: And I don't think Sty is sexy. Is it just me?

He's not. I sincerely doubt strong women anywhere find him attractive. He's a chest beater, it makes me want to nail him right square in the balls.

Was he trying to be sexy?

(12-30-2011, 05:44 PM)Smegma Wrote: Was he trying to be sexy?

I don't know. I don't ever look at him that way so if he was or wasn't I would have been oblivious.

(12-30-2011, 05:34 PM)Cracker Wrote: I don't think it is bold, I think it is stealing.

And I don't think Sty is sexy. Is it just me?

Well, you clearly aren't picturing me 'just right'. Imagine me in my navy blue suit, Tom Cruise (Top Gun) haircut, bedroom eyes, etc.

6'2", 215LBS

Helping any?

It's the avatar. Women are very visual creatures.

(12-30-2011, 05:48 PM)Smegma Wrote: It's the avatar. Women are very visual creatures.

Men are very visual, too. In fact, I thought we were more visual than you ladies??

My avatar is Uncle Rico from Napolean Dynamite. One of my favorite movie characters. He is a has-been quarterback from 1982. Me too, but at least I have/had a quarterback's body.

Post a photo in Members Only.

(12-30-2011, 05:56 PM)Duchess Wrote:

Post a photo in Members Only.

Or maybe change the avatar? Because I refuse to watch the movie on the grounds it's fucking retarded. You know, no offense or anything.

God damn Mormons.

(12-30-2011, 05:56 PM)Duchess Wrote:

Post a photo in Members Only.

Come on MS...post a pic

(12-30-2011, 06:16 PM)krystalshores Wrote:

(12-30-2011, 05:56 PM)Duchess Wrote:

Post a photo in Members Only.

Come on MS...post a pic

Alright. I'm going to Hawaii in mid-January. I'll post a pic when I get back.

I'm sure you all can hardly wait.

(12-30-2011, 06:19 PM)Midwest Spy Wrote: Alright. I'm going to Hawaii in mid-January. I'll post a pic when I get back.

I'm sure you all can hardly wait.

Oh please. You've been saying for months. When I return from here, when I return from there, when I return from California. Post a pic already, jesus.

(12-30-2011, 06:45 PM)Duchess Wrote:

(12-30-2011, 06:19 PM)Midwest Spy Wrote: Alright. I'm going to Hawaii in mid-January. I'll post a pic when I get back.

I'm sure you all can hardly wait.

Oh please. You've been saying for months. When I return from here, when I return from there, when I return from California. Post a pic already, jesus.

I was just trying to wait 'til I got a little color back in my face. I feel pretty pasty up here in the northern wasteland.

MS is living his online fantasy. In reality, he's probably a short, fat, hairy guy with a bad case of bacne and jock rot.

(12-30-2011, 07:01 PM)username Wrote: jock rot.

That sounds bad, very bad.

(12-30-2011, 07:01 PM)username Wrote: MS is living his online fantasy. In reality, he's probably a short, fat, hairy guy with a bad case of bacne and jock rot.

You were on my list at one time for a spanking User.

Now would seem to be the time for another.