Cracker

Just apply some nice anti-frizz serum and spend ten minutes straightening, or curling, your tresses.

Me
I have CRAZY hair. I wished it only took 10 min to straighten. My mornings would be a breeze. Sometime I also use scrucnch spray and bio silk shine spray and let it go wild.

(02-03-2012, 05:54 PM)Cracker Wrote:

(02-03-2012, 05:26 AM)Smegma Wrote: Cracker thinks everything is a subject to be scorned... about other people. Cracker doesn't have less than attractive features, perfect hair, a great job that makes a lot of money, a wildly creative talent for cooking, an incredibly high intelligence, a better education or anything else that someone could find fault with.

Of COURSE Ramsey's just making her comments about Cracker being a grandiose and pompous braggart because her own life is so fucked up. What else could it possibly be, that Cracker comes into a mock forum and constantly compares herself to all the other women with everyone else sorely lacking? Naw, she's too confident and wonderful to feel the need to brag herself up like that. <insert eye roll>

I'm glad you finally understand. It must be vexing to the average folks.

I am amused you tried to include "all the other women" and "everyone" to garner sympathy for your cause. There are only three or four of you whine-ass frumpy women with bad hair. The rest of the ladies are fabulous. They don't take offense because they can sense the line that separates them from your brood.

If you ease your fixation on me, you will see most members treat y'all differently.

(02-03-2012, 05:58 AM)Duchess Wrote:

I ain't sorely lacking. Nononono no way.

Proof for the Cracker Theorem of Bad Hair Equals Low Self Esteem. Notice she doesn't seem bothered or attacked. She knows her place doesn't lie with the downtrodden.

I love how direct, brutal, and well-written Cracker's shit it. I want to go on record feeling that this writing is from a male, though. I can't know for sure, and it doesn't matter, but I'm just saying.

In any case, a formidable foe I will eventually have to take down due to the racism. Until then, I will enjoy and applaud.

(02-04-2012, 09:03 AM)Middle Finger Wrote:

(02-03-2012, 05:54 PM)Cracker Wrote:

(02-03-2012, 05:26 AM)Smegma Wrote: Cracker thinks everything is a subject to be scorned... about other people. Cracker doesn't have less than attractive features, perfect hair, a great job that makes a lot of money, a wildly creative talent for cooking, an incredibly high intelligence, a better education or anything else that someone could find fault with.

Of COURSE Ramsey's just making her comments about Cracker being a grandiose and pompous braggart because her own life is so fucked up. What else could it possibly be, that Cracker comes into a mock forum and constantly compares herself to all the other women with everyone else sorely lacking? Naw, she's too confident and wonderful to feel the need to brag herself up like that. <insert eye roll>

I'm glad you finally understand. It must be vexing to the average folks.

I am amused you tried to include "all the other women" and "everyone" to garner sympathy for your cause. There are only three or four of you whine-ass frumpy women with bad hair. The rest of the ladies are fabulous. They don't take offense because they can sense the line that separates them from your brood.

If you ease your fixation on me, you will see most members treat y'all differently.

(02-03-2012, 05:58 AM)Duchess Wrote:

I ain't sorely lacking. Nononono no way.

Proof for the Cracker Theorem of Bad Hair Equals Low Self Esteem. Notice she doesn't seem bothered or attacked. She knows her place doesn't lie with the downtrodden.

I love how direct, brutal, and well-written Cracker's shit it. I want to go on record feeling that this writing is from a male, though. I can't know for sure, and it doesn't matter, but I'm just saying.

In any case, a formidable foe I will eventually have to take down due to the racism. Until then, I will enjoy and applaud.

+4 for ass kissing ( truely a sick fuck" since you think cracker could be a guy!!)

This one moved you up considerably in the contest.

You just wish you were as fuckin' cool as Cracker is.

(02-04-2012, 10:17 AM)Duchess Wrote:

You just wish you were as fuckin' cool as Cracker is.

MF will never be as cool as cracker.

MF is in a class by himself. He is top shelf all the way. No man in here even comes close to his most wonderful awesomeness.

(02-04-2012, 10:20 AM)Duchess Wrote:

MF is in a class by himself. He is top shelf all the way. No man in here even comes close to his most wonderful awesomeness.

-2 for cheating on the ass kisser contest, you can't fool me.

(02-04-2012, 10:22 AM)IMaDick Wrote: you can't fool me.

I've been jonesin' for his meatballs for almost 4 yrs. now. Rawr!

(02-04-2012, 10:22 AM)IMaDick Wrote: -2 for cheating on the ass kisser contest, you can't fool me.

You can talk about asskissing after you have removed your crooked nose from quackers cobweb strewn anus.

(02-04-2012, 10:26 AM)Duchess Wrote:

(02-04-2012, 10:22 AM)IMaDick Wrote: you can't fool me.

I've been jonesin' for his meatballs for almost 4 yrs. now. Rawr!

By this time just think about the disappointment level that has developed.

Jesus you could end up choking yourself to death afterwards.

Nope, I'm quite certain he's everything I think he is & more!

(02-04-2012, 09:03 AM)Middle Finger Wrote: I love how direct, brutal, and well-written Cracker's shit it. I want to go on record feeling that this writing is from a male, though. I can't know for sure, and it doesn't matter, but I'm just saying.

In any case, a formidable foe I will eventually have to take down due to the racism. Until then, I will enjoy and applaud.

I have to axe, MF: Would it be racism if Smegs were black? Is it not racism because Smegs is white?

Think about the way you are thinking about this. You didn't protect Smegs' rights because she is white. Logic dictates you would have helped had she been black.

Does that mean you find black people less able to defend themselves? Because if you have ever seen a 300 pound black woman wanting a refund at Target from an item she shoplifted, you wouldn't find them so docile and helpless.

(02-04-2012, 10:22 AM)IMaDick Wrote: -2 for cheating on the ass kisser contest, you can't fool me.

You people have to admit that was funny.

(02-04-2012, 10:28 AM)Cynical Ninja Wrote: quackers cobweb strewn anus.

This is a bad mock because it implies your asshole is always open for business, rent boy.

dick is obsessed with seeing me suck cock and quacker is obsessed with seeing me take it up the arse.

I wish they would keep their twisted sexual fantasises about me to themselves.

I'd rather be gay than a homicidal grunt.

(02-04-2012, 10:40 AM)Cynical Ninja Wrote: dick is obsessed with seeing me suck cock and quacker is obsessed with seeing me take it up the arse.

I wish they would keep their twisted sexual fantasises about me to themselves.

I'd rather be gay than a homicidal grunt.

apparently you got your rathers, but just in case you missed it, many of the people who are in the military are gay.

So I guess it wasn't that that kept you from serving.

I think it is funny as hell that OP talks about me all day then says I am obsessed when I reply. I know you folks think I am joking about his mindset, but that is a good example. He inserts himself in my conversations with others than pretends I am stalking him if I reply.

It is those kinds of behaviors and thinking that make him different. He doesn't see it because it is too dangerous to examine his thinking in his current state of mental decay. Once you break a part of the human body, the heart or the lungs or the spinal cord or the mind, you can't really fix it. You just have to put a bandaid on the brain and call yourself normal.

You will notice, oh grandiose one, that YOU talked about my kitty and ass many times this week. I think you are fat, so I don't care if you have sex.

You have such a large head, I think if you bent over to take it in the ass, your short little legs would end up sticking straight up in the air. You are a reverse Weeble. It is unlikely you are a bottom. That would make you a top. But most men are normal sized, so you can't dominate them as a top should. That means you are sexually frustrated. You have my deepest sympathies.

(02-04-2012, 10:44 AM)IMaDick Wrote: apparently you got your rathers.

In English please fuckwit?

Sex and ass and kitties. You all are my kinda people!

(02-04-2012, 10:20 AM)Duchess Wrote:

MF is in a class by himself. He is top shelf all the way. No man in here even comes close to his most wonderful awesomeness.

Wow! I am speechless and overly flattered. Stop making my day with your posts.

(02-04-2012, 10:31 AM)Cracker Wrote:

(02-04-2012, 09:03 AM)Middle Finger Wrote: I love how direct, brutal, and well-written Cracker's shit it. I want to go on record feeling that this writing is from a male, though. I can't know for sure, and it doesn't matter, but I'm just saying.

In any case, a formidable foe I will eventually have to take down due to the racism. Until then, I will enjoy and applaud.

I have to axe, MF: Would it be racism if Smegs were black? Is it not racism because Smegs is white?

Think about the way you are thinking about this. You didn't protect Smegs' rights because she is white. Logic dictates you would have helped had she been black.

Does that mean you find black people less able to defend themselves? Because if you have ever seen a 300 pound black woman wanting a refund at Target from an item she shoplifted, you wouldn't find them so docile and helpless.

You are assuming way too much across the board (one of your weaknesses, to be honest). Smegma had nothing to do with my racist comment. I wasn't even thinking about her or her post.