(02-08-2012, 03:47 PM)Smegma Wrote: My Scottish friend sent me a Kendal Mint Cake a while ago, I've never tasted anything like it. I like Cadbury as well.

You should try Scottish tablet, it is similar to mint cake in texture but it is made with butter not mint.

Is is like crumbly buttery fudge.

(02-08-2012, 04:54 PM)Cynical Ninja Wrote: A yank criticising British waistlines?!

Oh PuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuurLEEEEEEEZE!

Hard to get fat on bland puddings and weak tea I suppose.

(02-08-2012, 05:02 PM)Cynical Ninja Wrote: I sincerely hope he has got more stored in that concrete walnut he calls a brain or this is going to be a very short gunfight pilgrim.

Pilgrim!

(02-08-2012, 05:03 PM)username Wrote: Hard to get fat on bland puddings and weak tea I suppose.

I take my tea like I take my women, hot and strong!

(02-08-2012, 05:05 PM)Cynical Ninja Wrote:

(02-08-2012, 05:03 PM)username Wrote: Hard to get fat on bland puddings and weak tea I suppose.

I take my tea like I take my women, hot and strong!

Well, just to set the record straight here, I did not threaten anyone nor mention violence of any kind. I did invite you to step up to complete whatever passedbfor thought that you tried to put into words.
Next point, in the post that got your panties in a wad i was not even referring to you, but to dick, since you took up the banner then congratulatlons on your new grouping.
Since I find myself in the position of having to explain basic reading comprehention to you I am really not worried at all.

Geez, even a sweet White Chocolate thread has spurned fighting words today.

The Brit vs. the Yank, let the showdown begin.

(02-08-2012, 05:03 PM)username Wrote:

(02-08-2012, 04:54 PM)Cynical Ninja Wrote: A yank criticising British waistlines?!

Oh PuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuurLEEEEEEEZE!

Hard to get fat on bland puddings and weak tea I suppose.

Have you ever heard of a Scotch egg? They're probably about 800 calories.

A Scotch egg consists of a hard-boiled egg (with its shell removed) wrapped in a sausage meat mixture, coated in breadcrumbs or rolled oats, and deep-fried.


They fry EVERYTHING over there.

Fatties! I wonder how obesity rates compare. If Pipa is any example, we're fucked.

(02-08-2012, 04:40 PM)SIXFOOTERsez Wrote:

(02-08-2012, 03:38 PM)Cynical Ninja Wrote:

(02-08-2012, 03:25 PM)SIXFOOTERsez Wrote: Smegs, don't get into a battle of wits with an unarmed oponent, it makes you look like a bully picking on a tard

Don't presume you can become a part of or intervene in any conversation I may or may not with another member here ever again fuckface.

Mind you own fucking business, is that you in your avatar?, you have a very punchable face.

Your completely free to step up and make your last mistake at any time

I would pay good money to see that.
The only thing 6fterz has to worry about would be getting a blow job from OP. He's only 3 ft tall for Christs sake.

Is white chocolate even chocolate? Isn't it mostly cocoa butter?

I don't eat it. Or milk chocolate. Only the dark stuff.

http://www.debrand.com/about_us/store_locations.cfm

Our local Chocolate must be pretty damn good...Fat ass Oprah had it on one of her favorite things Christmas shows.

I can vouch for the Milk Chocolate Truffles...they are better than an orgasm.

(02-08-2012, 05:34 PM)Smegma Wrote:

(02-08-2012, 05:03 PM)username Wrote:

(02-08-2012, 04:54 PM)Cynical Ninja Wrote: A yank criticising British waistlines?!

Oh PuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuurLEEEEEEEZE!

Hard to get fat on bland puddings and weak tea I suppose.

Have you ever heard of a Scotch egg? They're probably about 800 calories.

A Scotch egg consists of a hard-boiled egg (with its shell removed) wrapped in a sausage meat mixture, coated in breadcrumbs or rolled oats, and deep-fried.


They fry EVERYTHING over there.

That looks like scottish hillbilly food. I bet sheep testicles are involved somehow.

(02-08-2012, 03:15 PM)Cynical Ninja Wrote:

(02-08-2012, 03:02 PM)Maggot Wrote: You sir are a knucklehead complete with cotton balls in the ears and an entire marching band in that cavernous cave you call a skull. Entire with a hat, the corner of the room would be lonely without your presence.

Now stop fucking with my white chocolate thread or start your own about the godlike confections dancing between your pancake ears.

As usual when confronted with the truth little maggotyboo has to stamp his little foot and start barking like a chihuahua with worms.

Your truth is fantasy in your empty hairy coconut shaped noggin. I would be afraid to eat anything from Europe considering the water quality there, I may as well suck lumpy turds through a straw. I do feel bad for the children though. Being the third person using the same bathwater must suck eh?

I believe they prefer the term "Highlander".

That Scotch egg looks disgusting!! Eww

That Scotch egg looks disgusting!! Eww

...and Maggot made it even worse.

(02-08-2012, 06:38 PM)Maggot Wrote: Being the third person using the same bathwater must suck eh?

That's pretty much how I view hot tubs with several people in it. Ugh.

(02-08-2012, 06:44 PM)JsMom Wrote: That Scotch egg looks disgusting!! Eww

It looks like something they make you eat on Fear Factor. NASTY!!!

(02-08-2012, 06:38 PM)Smegma Wrote: I believe they prefer the term "Highlander".

Ok........Highlander inbred hillbilly food then, it still doesn't make them half as smart as a billiard ball.