My friend is off today and just texted me that some girl asked Dr. Oz if it's ok to wax your ass crack. Really? Really??? Don't people have any pride anymore? They just come out and ask the most embarassing thing on TV for the world to see? Isn't i bad enough she has a hairy ass? And now everyone knows she has a hairy ass.

Thats part of getting a Brazilian wax, all the way up the crack of your ass. I didn't know it was a seperate option, though.

Does it make sliding down the railing on the stairs faster?

(02-21-2012, 12:24 PM)Maggot Wrote: Does it make sliding down the railing on the stairs faster?

Yes, reduces friction.

Bad points: Your ass crack sweats more when you work out.

Good points: Fatties can make a faux fur vest out of the used waxing strips.

Fatties with faux fur vests? Yuck.

(02-21-2012, 12:30 PM)Cracker Wrote:

(02-21-2012, 12:24 PM)Maggot Wrote: Does it make sliding down the railing on the stairs faster?

Yes, reduces friction.

Bad points: Your ass crack sweats more when you work out.

Good points: Fatties can make a faux fur vest out of the used waxing strips.

Really? a faux fur vest out of ass hair??

It's almost as if Smegma never left.

(02-21-2012, 12:34 PM)Maggot Wrote: It's almost as if Smegma never left.

Third strike. You are off my favs list for at least a week.

(02-21-2012, 12:36 PM)Cracker Wrote:

(02-21-2012, 12:34 PM)Maggot Wrote: It's almost as if Smegma never left.

Third strike. You are off my favs list for at least a week.

*snicker-snicker*

(02-21-2012, 12:34 PM)Maggot Wrote: It's almost as if Smegma never left.

(02-21-2012, 12:24 PM)LuciferLynn Wrote: all the way up the crack of your ass.

That's got to be excruciating. I can't even imagine what it would take to get me to do something like that because I wouldn't do it for love or money.

(02-21-2012, 04:00 PM)Middle Finger Wrote:

(02-21-2012, 12:34 PM)Maggot Wrote: It's almost as if Smegma never left.

Show us your tits.

(02-21-2012, 12:33 PM)ramseycat Wrote:

(02-21-2012, 12:30 PM)Cracker Wrote: Good points: Fatties can make a faux fur vest out of the used waxing strips.

Really? a faux fur vest out of ass hair??

Ramsey, you're either beyond stupid or a postwhore. Take ur pick.

(02-21-2012, 04:32 PM)Duchess Wrote:

(02-21-2012, 12:24 PM)LuciferLynn Wrote: all the way up the crack of your ass.

That's got to be excruciating. I can't even imagine what it would take to get me to do something like that because I wouldn't do it for love or money.

I used to get it done regularly. Don't let anyone tell you otherwise. THAT. SHIT. FUCKING. HURTS. The benefits are so worth it though. 100 times better than just shaving.

I've been waxed, I've just never gone to that extent.

Never ever? I don't get waxed anymore, thats my pre-children, my boyfriend has money to burn and no responsibilities days.

No, I've never had my ass waxed & as far as I know I don't have a hairy ass crack. *shudders*

Jeezus

(02-21-2012, 04:57 PM)LuciferLynn Wrote: I don't get waxed anymore, thats my pre-children, my boyfriend has money to burn and no responsibilities days.

So now you're sporting a brillo pad between your ass cheeks?

Hardly. I'm not Amazonian so I'm not covered in hair from head to toe. However, now that you've said that, I'm self concious. How the hell do I know? I can't see my own ass.

(02-21-2012, 05:08 PM)LuciferLynn Wrote: Hardly. I'm not Amazonian so I'm not covered in hair from head to toe. However, now that you've said that, I'm self concious. How the hell do I know? I can't see my own ass.

Take a pic and post it for the men here to judge. I am sure they would love that.