(04-01-2012, 07:29 PM)username Wrote:

(04-01-2012, 07:22 PM)JsMom Wrote: I'm not a material girl so my prize possession would be all my family photos.

Translation: I ain't got jack.

I bet you don't you poor thing. I wouldn't tell all of Mock that, though.

(04-01-2012, 07:14 PM)IMaDick Wrote:

(04-01-2012, 06:59 PM)SIXFOOTERsez Wrote:

(04-01-2012, 01:37 PM)IMaDick Wrote: I love passing all the Harleys on trailers on my Venture during the rally.

Whats a trailer?

It's what harley riders use to get their bikes from here to there without a repair bill.

Hmm, Odd. Mine always got me there and back

Just bought a new car. VW Rabbit.Great gas mileage, great price. Dang, I love it. Keep walking out to the driveway, and checking it out.

But this thread is drawing me in because my neighbor is hoarder. Truly, he is. Everything is a prize possession to him. Even the shit I leave out by the side fence knowing that he will latch on to it and add it to his prize possession collection.

Why do fat ladies always get really small cars?

(04-01-2012, 08:08 PM)Cracker Wrote: Why do fat ladies always get really small cars?

It is small. Not sure I can properly put the grandsons carseat in the back. Safely, and all. But I didn't get rid of the Subaru. The in-town car now, baby. I love my Rabbit. It's zippy, even with my fat ass in the driver's seat.

moo

Hahahaha! I like Adub.

Subaru is an out-west car. I don't see too many out this way. I had one when I moved here.

Have you ever changed the brakes on a Subaru? Here's a tech tip hint, bring a gun.

(04-01-2012, 07:58 PM)SIXFOOTERsez Wrote:

(04-01-2012, 07:14 PM)IMaDick Wrote:

(04-01-2012, 06:59 PM)SIXFOOTERsez Wrote:

(04-01-2012, 01:37 PM)IMaDick Wrote: I love passing all the Harleys on trailers on my Venture during the rally.

Whats a trailer?

It's what harley riders use to get their bikes from here to there without a repair bill.

Hmm, Odd. Mine always got me there and back

I wasn't talking about getting to the corner store and back.

(04-01-2012, 08:33 PM)Maggot Wrote: Have you ever changed the brakes on a Subaru? Here's a tech tip hint, bring a gun.

My go-to man for a brake job is the hoarder neighbor. Never had a problem. But he is a man of few words. He just gets the fucking job done without a lot of chit chat.

My new mechanic is not hot. Made me sad. My last one was hot as fuck and always flirted, but this new guy delivers.

I like men with dirty hands. If they are the right kind of dirty...

(04-01-2012, 09:05 PM)Adub Wrote:

(04-01-2012, 08:33 PM)Maggot Wrote: Have you ever changed the brakes on a Subaru? Here's a tech tip hint, bring a gun.

My go-to man for a brake job is the hoarder neighbor. Never had a problem. But he is a man of few words. He just gets the fucking job done without a lot of chit chat.

I really do not hoard much and now have a big assed dumpster sitting in my trucks parking spot to prove it. Some people ask and I say its my bomb shelter/nuclear escape pod, but I digress and have realized the truth in Crackers words about useless shit. Every day something goes in there that tears my heart out. I almost climb back in it to get it out but stop when my fat ass cannot climb up over the rim to fetch it.

Aw. Don't listen to me, Maggot. That made me feel kinda bad.

It is so much easier to take care of things if you get rid of clutter. I grew up poor and wanted to hold on to things and I had to break myself of that habit.

There is nothing wrong with being a hoarder as long as you keep that shit contained to the garage and out of the kitchen, lavatory and your poor kid's bedroom.

(04-01-2012, 08:30 PM)Cracker Wrote: I like Adub.

Thank you for the kind words, Cracker. I realize you are California girl at heart. But just what the fuck happened?

(04-01-2012, 07:46 PM)JsMom Wrote:

(04-01-2012, 07:29 PM)username Wrote:

(04-01-2012, 07:22 PM)JsMom Wrote: I'm not a material girl so my prize possession would be all my family photos.

Translation: I ain't got jack.

I bet you don't you poor thing. I wouldn't tell all of Mock that, though.

Pee-wee.

Sheesh.

I have three superman T-shirts. My wife bought me one each time I became a Dad.

(04-01-2012, 10:17 PM)crash Wrote: I have three superman T-shirts. My wife bought me one each time I became a Dad.

For injecting your sperm in to her? Did you carry a baby for 9 months and give birth? Why the hell would a guy earn a superman t-shirt for basically having unprotected sex and watching the results?

Aw.

Some of you are shallow as shit. Top that.

(04-01-2012, 10:32 PM)username Wrote:

(04-01-2012, 10:17 PM)crash Wrote: I have three superman T-shirts. My wife bought me one each time I became a Dad.

For injecting your sperm in to her? Did you carry a baby for 9 months and give birth? Why the hell would a guy earn a superman t-shirt for basically having unprotected sex and watching the results?

Oh, and Adub, I moved from Cali because there are too many assholes. ^^^^

(04-01-2012, 10:32 PM)username Wrote:

(04-01-2012, 10:17 PM)crash Wrote: I have three superman T-shirts. My wife bought me one each time I became a Dad.

For injecting your sperm in to her? Did you carry a baby for 9 months and give birth? Why the hell would a guy earn a superman t-shirt for basically having unprotected sex and watching the results?

Yep. Pretty much. Guess you had to be there...

Someone should buy the father of your children a fucking Nobel Peace for putting up with your whiny ass...

(04-01-2012, 08:47 PM)IMaDick Wrote:

(04-01-2012, 07:58 PM)SIXFOOTERsez Wrote:

(04-01-2012, 07:14 PM)IMaDick Wrote:

(04-01-2012, 06:59 PM)SIXFOOTERsez Wrote:

(04-01-2012, 01:37 PM)IMaDick Wrote: I love passing all the Harleys on trailers on my Venture during the rally.

Whats a trailer?

It's what harley riders use to get their bikes from here to there without a repair bill.

Hmm, Odd. Mine always got me there and back

I wasn't talking about getting to the corner store and back.

Me either, my bike has taken me to sturgis twice, california and back and a whole bunch of trips to daytona