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(05-07-2012, 04:15 PM)HairOfTheDog Wrote: I read what seems an innocuous drive-by post by him in a pounding thread, I often see a deep message underlying. Then I wonder if it's really there or it's just me and it makes me scratch my head.
It's really there. He has a wise old soul & he's genuine. He's a perfect gem...
...except for that time he told me to STFU, I'll never get over that & I'll never let him forget it.
MF is my favorite poster.
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Duchess: MF is my favorite poster
i love him too, he isn't here often enough!
Maggot is a great old friend.
i admit to a great fondness for people i have known for years.
they know who they are.
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(05-07-2012, 05:00 PM)Duchess Wrote: ...except for that time he told me to STFU, I'll never get over that & I'll never let him forget it.
Dick called me a cunt once not long after I found Mock. That's when I figured he must not consider me a complete shitbird.
Dick's kinda an irresistible poster, imo.
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Olderthandirt is one of my favs. She's feisty, she doesn't mind hanging out with you heathens, stoners and residents of Toledo and she looks like a classy lady
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I would love to tear out the entrails of everyone here. Starting with the narcistic original poster. Maybe give an in-depth review of my thoughts on the internet persona that oozes out and babbles sweet nothings into the feeding trough.
Although the English fuck embodies the left side of the political spectrum he still has a conservative side. I believe ninja cares very much about his immediate family the bond is strong but when here his ID breaks down and the juice starts flowing and as it builds into a steaming bubbling crescendo (if you fuck with him enough) and he melts down and ends up taking a few days off plotting his next attack. Probably a nice guy and I bet does not shave every day. But it takes a bit before he leaves you alone after pissing him off, an ankle biter with sharp teeth. Just when you least expect it. But he is OK in my book as long as he likes comic books, I wont piss in his cheerios. He would be my #6 favorite poster.
So I guess the next person that posted was ImAdick eh?
He ain't heavy, he's my brother.
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Maybe 2 a night maybe 3 ImaDick is one prickly cactuss mother fucker, tough as nails and the hammer. Etching out an existence at the center of what looks like flatland can you blame him? I would love to have the time he has hunting things with funky horns kicking rattlesnakes every other day, he comes into Mock probably sweeter than he is in real life. He cares about other people in a way that my great great great grandparents did. Cutting through internet identities with a chainsaw he says it like it is and does not care. A very conservative character that has the mind of a liberal when it comes to kids, he never the less can be a thorn in a persons nutsack. Some thigs he says can be attributed to being inebriated but WTH he is like 80 or something right? As a coin collector he would be #5 one more than that limey fuck but only because he likes guns.
Ooooh Ramseykittens is next.
He ain't heavy, he's my brother.
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I like MF, it's a shame he's so short and dorky.
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I have to say it gives me an erection to think that dick admires me out of the gate
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but then, it makes me realize the true subtlety of his depth of wit and intelligence.
He's a feckless curmudgeon.
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(05-07-2012, 05:09 PM)HairOfTheDog Wrote: (05-07-2012, 05:00 PM)Duchess Wrote: ...except for that time he told me to STFU, I'll never get over that & I'll never let him forget it.
Dick called me a cunt once not long after I found Mock. That's when I figured he must not consider me a complete shitbird.
Dick's kinda an irresistible poster, imo.
I believe "cunt" is a perfect word.
Like "nigger" or "cocksucker"
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(05-07-2012, 09:31 PM)Ma Huang Sor Wrote: I believe "cunt" is a perfect word.
Like "nigger" or "cocksucker"
Not my style, but I can see them getting the job done if used seriously in conflict. "Dipshit" is a perfect insulting word to me; good catch-all that gets the point across efficiently.
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I think Jsmom is my favorite. Her posts have so much depth and intellect. You guys have nothing on her.
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My favorite posters here are Username, Duchess, KS and Prima ballerina woman bewcoz i would love to get my wellies on and fuck their brains in, they all fucking attractive make my willy hard and I'm a peverted but honest filthy cunt.
Any order will do.
(08-08-2010, 06:37 PM)The Immortal Maggot Wrote: May your ears turn into arseholes and shit on your shoulders......
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(05-07-2012, 10:33 PM)krystalshores Wrote: I think Jsmom is my favorite. Her posts have so much depth and intellect.
That makes sense from your viewpoint. Keep striving and one day you might come close to her level of intellect and depth.
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I smoked pot allday and eaten like 600ml codiene i want to jump Username, bet ur a firecracker in the onion sack.
(08-08-2010, 06:37 PM)The Immortal Maggot Wrote: May your ears turn into arseholes and shit on your shoulders......
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(05-07-2012, 11:45 PM)ESAD Wrote: I smoked pot allday and eaten like 600ml codiene i want to jump Username, bet ur a firecracker in the onion sack.
*drools*
Hey cutie!
Too bad the meds will wear off eventually.
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(05-07-2012, 02:19 PM)IMaDick Wrote: Flattery will get you no where.
My favorite poster is Ma, he is like a fresh breath of retard air in here after years of your old stale routine.
Well, thank you. But the thing that worries me most is looking at my keyboard and at the space that lies between the O and the A.
You're fingers must be HUGE!
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(05-07-2012, 11:31 PM)ESAD Wrote: My favorite posters here are Username, Duchess, KS and Prima ballerina woman bewcoz i would love to get my wellies on and fuck their brains in, they all fucking attractive make my willy hard
How you doin'?
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(05-08-2012, 01:45 AM)Mohammed Wrote: (05-07-2012, 02:19 PM)IMaDick Wrote: Flattery will get you no where.
My favorite poster is Ma, he is like a fresh breath of retard air in here after years of your old stale routine.
Well, thank you. But the thing that worries me most is looking at my keyboard and at the space that lies between the O and the A.
You're fingers must be HUGE!
*ahem*
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Oh, damn. There goes my picture of Dicky with huge fingers.
You just wait, I'm gonna Nunchak you into oblivion and go all "OoooooAaaaa .... aga ... aga!" on you.
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