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Do whatever dance you want today to celebrate the start of a long weekend!
Fuck you to the naysayers that think being happy on a Friday is stupid.
Hey Ma!! How's things with you today?
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I let the boys play hookey.....we are going to the zoo. I figure its a learning experience. The youngest can't wait to see penguins, the oldest wants to pester the gorrilas, I just can't wait for some good QT.
Just shut up. Just shut the fuck up right now.
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(05-25-2012, 07:20 AM)ramseycat Wrote: Do whatever dance you want today to celebrate the start of a long weekend!
Fuck you to the naysayers that think being happy on a Friday is stupid.
Hey Ma!! How's things with you today?
Not bad. Wife has the morning off and we're going to the gym shortly, then probably a little breakfast.
All this free time is making me crazy, but should be a busy weekend, plus there's a big party Sunday
Thanks for asking.
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I have horrible cramps and I'm bleeding like nobody's business.
The diarrhea is just making things worse. I thought, since it's Friday and all, I'd enjoy a nice egg mcmuffin but no sooner had I ingested it than that sumbitch exploded out my ass. I just got lucky there was only a single stall at the McDonald's restaurant but damn, I left a stanky smell in there.
Happy Friday.
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(05-25-2012, 11:54 AM)username Wrote: I have horrible cramps and I'm bleeding like nobody's business.
The diarrhea is just making things worse. I thought, since it's Friday and all, I'd enjoy a nice egg mcmuffin but no sooner had I ingested it than that sumbitch exploded out my ass. I just got lucky there was only a single stall at the McDonald's restaurant but damn, I left a stanky smell in there.
Happy Friday.
Did you do The Robot afterwards?
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The only thing missing is a reference to green pea soup.
He ain't heavy, he's my brother.
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(05-25-2012, 11:54 AM)username Wrote: I have horrible cramps and I'm bleeding like nobody's business.
The diarrhea is just making things worse. I thought, since it's Friday and all, I'd enjoy a nice egg mcmuffin but no sooner had I ingested it than that sumbitch exploded out my ass. I just got lucky there was only a single stall at the McDonald's restaurant but damn, I left a stanky smell in there.
Happy Friday.
Post of the year.
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(05-25-2012, 09:53 AM)Ma Huang Sor Wrote: (05-25-2012, 07:20 AM)ramseycat Wrote: Do whatever dance you want today to celebrate the start of a long weekend!
Fuck you to the naysayers that think being happy on a Friday is stupid.
Hey Ma!! How's things with you today?
Not bad. Wife has the morning off and we're going to the gym shortly, then probably a little breakfast.
All this free time is making me crazy, but should be a busy weekend, plus there's a big party Sunday
Thanks for asking.
Put a sock on it.
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(05-25-2012, 12:42 PM)sally Wrote: (05-25-2012, 11:54 AM)username Wrote: I have horrible cramps and I'm bleeding like nobody's business.
The diarrhea is just making things worse. I thought, since it's Friday and all, I'd enjoy a nice egg mcmuffin but no sooner had I ingested it than that sumbitch exploded out my ass. I just got lucky there was only a single stall at the McDonald's restaurant but damn, I left a stanky smell in there.
Happy Friday.
Did you do The Robot afterwards?
I just got a visual of Use doing The Robert in the McD's bathroom.
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(05-25-2012, 12:42 PM)sally Wrote: (05-25-2012, 11:54 AM)username Wrote: I have horrible cramps and I'm bleeding like nobody's business.
The diarrhea is just making things worse. I thought, since it's Friday and all, I'd enjoy a nice egg mcmuffin but no sooner had I ingested it than that sumbitch exploded out my ass. I just got lucky there was only a single stall at the McDonald's restaurant but damn, I left a stanky smell in there.
Happy Friday.
Did you do The Robot afterwards?
(08-08-2010, 06:37 PM)The Immortal Maggot Wrote: May your ears turn into arseholes and shit on your shoulders......
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(05-25-2012, 07:20 AM)ramseycat Wrote: Do whatever dance you want today to celebrate the start of a long weekend!
Fuck you to the naysayers that think being happy on a Friday is stupid.
Hey Ma!! How's things with you today?
Put a sock innit.
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Can you imagine a ramsey sockpuppet?
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(05-25-2012, 12:56 PM)Ma Huang Sor Wrote: Can you imagine a ramsey sockpuppet?
I don't fucking want to, but now I have to.
Thanks for that.
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(05-25-2012, 12:42 PM)sally Wrote: Did you do The Robot afterwards?
The Funky Chicken.
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(05-25-2012, 01:55 PM)username Wrote: (05-25-2012, 12:42 PM)sally Wrote: Did you do The Robot afterwards?
The Funky Chicken.
I think I might make The Funky Chicken the offical Friday dance going forward.
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Happy Friday!! Don't have to work this weekend so I'm ADD happy. Have a great 3 day weekend everyone.
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(05-25-2012, 11:54 AM)username Wrote: I have horrible cramps and I'm bleeding like nobody's business.
The diarrhea is just making things worse. I thought, since it's Friday and all, I'd enjoy a nice egg mcmuffin but no sooner had I ingested it than that sumbitch exploded out my ass. I just got lucky there was only a single stall at the McDonald's restaurant but damn, I left a stanky smell in there.
Happy Friday.
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