I wouldn't be opposed to being a madame running a stable of about ten women who were refined & possessing beauty, brains & boobs.

(06-16-2012, 03:05 PM)crash Wrote: I only want to sleep, not suicide

Masturbate.

(06-16-2012, 03:16 PM)Duchess Wrote:

I wouldn't be opposed to being a madame running a stable of about ten women who were refined & possessing beauty, brains & boobs.

Sounds like it's membership drive time again.

We should have a membership drive contest to see who can get the most new non-troll members to join. Time to bust out the trash bags and duct tape... (I know, that was fucking terrible.)

I laughed.

(06-16-2012, 12:31 PM)Cracker Wrote:

(06-16-2012, 12:27 PM)Midwest Spy Wrote: I'm not out trying to impress 20somethings. Just the ladies here.

Sweet talker.

Dude, you have to work on your game...

Actually, for not spitting any game in years, I was ON the other night.

Constructive criticism is always welcomed, though.

Anything else?

(06-16-2012, 03:23 PM)IMaDick Wrote:

(06-16-2012, 03:16 PM)Duchess Wrote:

I wouldn't be opposed to being a madame running a stable of about ten women who were refined & possessing beauty, brains & boobs.

Sounds like it's membership drive time again.

Dude, that's 2 today that I've gotten an 'out loud' chuckle out of.

Hopefully I'm gaining ground in the ass-kissing contest.

(06-16-2012, 03:44 PM)Midwest Spy Wrote: Dude, that's 2 today that I've gotten an 'out loud' chuckle out of.

Hopefully I'm gaining ground in the ass-kissing contest.

Sorry dude you can't win 2 contests in the same week.

You are ahead in the Retard time out contest right now, as long as Ramsey doesn't post I can't see anyone beating you.

(06-16-2012, 03:51 PM)IMaDick Wrote:

(06-16-2012, 03:44 PM)Midwest Spy Wrote: Dude, that's 2 today that I've gotten an 'out loud' chuckle out of.

Hopefully I'm gaining ground in the ass-kissing contest.

Sorry dude you can't win 2 contests in the same week.

You are ahead in the Retard time out contest right now, as long as Ramsey doesn't post I can't see anyone beating you.

And Crash was trying to say that Ramsey wouldn't have any competition.

Just trying to lull me to sleep.

I'd like to petition the membership that someone CAN win multiple awards in one week.

(06-16-2012, 03:54 PM)Midwest Spy Wrote:

(06-16-2012, 03:51 PM)IMaDick Wrote:

(06-16-2012, 03:44 PM)Midwest Spy Wrote: Dude, that's 2 today that I've gotten an 'out loud' chuckle out of.

Hopefully I'm gaining ground in the ass-kissing contest.

Sorry dude you can't win 2 contests in the same week.

You are ahead in the Retard time out contest right now, as long as Ramsey doesn't post I can't see anyone beating you.

And Crash was trying to say that Ramsey wouldn't have any competition.

Just trying to lull me to sleep.

I'd like to petition the membership that someone CAN win multiple awards in one week.

Wal mart has balls on sale.

(06-16-2012, 03:56 PM)IMaDick Wrote: Wal mart has balls on sale.

The kind I need?

Titleist ProV1x?

How much?

(06-16-2012, 04:01 PM)Midwest Spy Wrote:

(06-16-2012, 03:56 PM)IMaDick Wrote: Wal mart has balls on sale.

The kind I need?

Titleist ProV1x?

How much?

Apparently Ramsey didn't want to lose, she is going to post in the only thread where she can be a complete retard and everyone will notice.

(06-16-2012, 03:18 PM)Cracker Wrote:

(06-16-2012, 03:05 PM)crash Wrote: I only want to sleep, not suicide

Masturbate.

I could have, but you said "Ramsey..."

(06-16-2012, 04:09 PM)IMaDick Wrote:

(06-16-2012, 04:01 PM)Midwest Spy Wrote:

(06-16-2012, 03:56 PM)IMaDick Wrote: Wal mart has balls on sale.

The kind I need?

Titleist ProV1x?

How much?

Apparently Ramsey didn't want to lose, she is going to post in the only thread where she can be a complete retard and everyone will notice.

What can I say? I'm competitive.

(06-16-2012, 03:26 PM)Cracker Wrote: We should have a membership drive contest to see who can get the most new non-troll members to join.

I'd rather have trolls join as long as they know how to act here. Those that have come here because they actually wanted to participate & not troll have worked out great & I'd welcome more of them.

(06-16-2012, 03:16 PM)Duchess Wrote:

I wouldn't be opposed to being a madame running a stable of about ten women who were refined & possessing beauty, brains & boobs.

But all the Johns would want the madam.

(06-16-2012, 09:55 AM)sally Wrote:

(06-15-2012, 11:13 PM)Cracker Wrote: sally, you are a sexy bitch.

You know I say this gross stuff to keep the old perverts from flirting with me, being mean to them also works with the exception of MS. Ramsey might enjoy flirting with them, but I think it's creepy.

You poor t'ing. tbh Sally, I wouldn't fuck you with Clang's McFly.

(06-16-2012, 05:28 PM)Duchess Wrote:

(06-16-2012, 03:26 PM)Cracker Wrote: We should have a membership drive contest to see who can get the most new non-troll members to join.

I'd rather have trolls join as long as they know how to act here. Those that have come here because they actually wanted to participate & not troll have worked out great & I'd welcome more of them.

You have a key for this chastity device Duchess?

(06-18-2012, 06:11 AM)Ma Huang Sor Wrote: You poor t'ing. tbh Sally, I wouldn't fuck you with Clang's McFly.

You woke up mean this morning.

I usually wake up smiling. Just don't try to talk to me for a bit...

(06-18-2012, 06:13 AM)Ma Huang Sor Wrote: You have a key for this chastity device Duchess?

Why, are you itching to troll Mock?

No, the answer is no, I do not have a key, it's on for the duration or until I cut you loose, that day may never come or it may arrive as early as brunch time today.