What will it say on your tombstone?

Not answering your question but made me think of something on a marker in our local cemetery. The young widow of an elderly man (my cousin) had this engraved on his tombstone:

"I told you I loved you, but I lied." Is that unbelievable?

Cremation is my wish, no tombstone here. Sprinkle my shit all over Augusta National and I'll be fine.



Here's an old site you can use to create a tombstone if that's your wish.

"She was a pack of black cats in a red paper wrapper".

I told them I was sick

(06-27-2012, 09:42 AM)crash Wrote: I told them I was sick

I'm being cremated and I want my ashes spread over the mall of america.

"Tits or GTFO"

(06-27-2012, 10:45 AM)LuciferLynn Wrote: I'm being cremated and I want my ashes spread over the mall of america.

that's a good idea. shopping for eternity. except I don't want to be cremated. I guess they could just cut me up and bury parts of me all over the mall.

I want the breasts and thighs.

I found out too late

(06-27-2012, 11:31 AM)Ma Huang Sor Wrote: I want the breasts and thighs.

You can find the breasts and thighs buried in Vicky's.

I want to be cremated, processed and added as a secret ingredient in a popular feminine hygiene product, just so I can have one last taste.

Eh, what the hell, as long as it's a female using it. And the bright side is I wouldn't even have to get her really drunk first.

"Died before he could think of something cool to write here"

(06-27-2012, 12:15 PM)Donovan Wrote: Eh, what the hell, as long as it's a female using it. And the bright side is I wouldn't even have to get her really drunk first.

"I'm just going to get the mail"

This thread just gave me a great idea.

Ask me what your last words will be, I'll start.......


Clang: "That fucker is gonna splash me with that pudd............."

Duchess: " I just LOVE these shoes!"